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Some Ironic PUN About Pot

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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.




If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada




If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number,



you may live in Canada




If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada




If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada




If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada




If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada




If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada




If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada




If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada




If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada




If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.




If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada




If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely live in Canada.
 
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Some Ironic PUN About Pot

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So, What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of?*

*1. Smarties

*2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

*3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls!

*4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll , ON

*5. Lacrosse is Canadian

*6. Hockey is Canadian

*7. Basketball is Canadian

*8. Apple pie is Canadian

*9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

*10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

*11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...Past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored... Because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.

*12. Canada has the largest French population that NEVER surrendered to Germany .

*13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER.

*14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

*15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.

*16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

*17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.

*18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

*19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

*20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

*21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, and the telephone.... And, short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

*22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

*23. A Canadian invented Superman.

*24. We have coloured money.

*25. Our beer advertisements kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

*24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

*25. And we don't bomb our allies. Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day.

 
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fdd2blk

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CrackerJax said:
If you take a look to the right of the orphan boy there, you'll notice the group must have tried to bribe someone to sit next to him. There is an extra plate and TWO sundaes, but no dice!!!! :lol: They finally had to take the chair away.
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couldn't even get the dog to sit with him.

so wrong, in so many ways.

America, Fuck Yeah!!!!!!! :clap::clap:
 
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