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Keenly

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CrackerJax said:
Well, I can see our little Keenly is growing up! Starting to have feeling for a cartoon eh?

Someday.... a real human being? :lol:

When I was 5, I used to dream I was eating Bugs Bunny.
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eh, the only problem i have is i lack the balls to A) break up with my current girl that i honestly cant stand and B) stop being so damn shy around chicks i am fond of and actually talk to them
 
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Big P

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Keenly said:
eh, the only problem i have is i lack the balls to A) break up with my current girl that i honestly cant stand and B) stop being so damn shy around chicks i am fond of and actually talk to them
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i used to have an problem like that, i would medicate with alcahol, i bassically became and alcaholic to cope with my social anxienty,


i would litteraly take shots before even calling a gurl so i wouldnt sound like a sweaty nervious looser, cuz a gurl will diss you in a heart beat if you seem like your a chump


then after calming my nerves with alc and pimping them on the phone, we would have to meet,

so on my way to any and every date i would be driving to say her place chugging tequlia straight out the bottle while driving

by the time i get to thier house im nothing but smooth and talkative and funny, normally it would literally take me months to feel comfortable enough around a person to call them a freind

i would have never gotten any pussy sober becauser my anxienty would always manifest


anyway sometimes people have problems that need to be medicated,

ive been on lexapro 20MG for years now,


its amazing when you can finnaly step back and look back and actully see how bad off you really were or i really was before this medication cured me,. it truly a wonder how i got through life till that point, i bet the stress would have caused me to have a heart attack at an early age if i didnt get help



lol i dont even like to drink too much anymore and before i was on my way to drinking myself to death:eyesmoke:

anyway take it from me it is imperative you make sure you do not need medication


just like depression and other weird mental illnesses or whatever can debilitate your life,

man o man you should have seen me on acid, talk about a bad trips, my anxiety would get so out of control i have fainted before from hyperventilation

and years upon years of smoking ganja did not help the situation,

and i knew it was all in my head cuz when id smoke weed id keep convincing myself i was having a heart attack, but if i was drunk i never felt like that,

because the luqoir was getting rid of my constant fear, but it was only fear of looking stupid, almost a fear of somone finding out i was nervious and thinking i was a little bitch. i think I thought that about myself in my mind

I finnaly feel like a normal person now. infact i feel like im a little better of than normal people because of past expiriances.


when you are a push over, people will push you over.


you know how they say einstein flunked math in college?


i feel like that, like i used to flunk math class and now im greatest mathimatic mind that has ever lived:bigjoint:


medphorically ofcoarse;-)




anyways back to the funnies:bigjoint:
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Oh sure. i think it happens to all young men.

Whe I was around 18, I would always spank my sausage before a date to calm me down. Then my body started to compensate (because I was 18), and I found I had to spank even closer to the date.
Then it got to the point where I had to spank myself on the drive over to pick up the date or I was a wreck. It all ended predictably when I finally pulled up to a girls house and couldn't finish. Her brother spied me through the living room window. He came flying out of there after me, but luckily he had a date that night and his pants were halfway down.

I learned to cope differently after that one.






yes, I'm kidding.
 
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Keenly

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nah nah nah i dont need meds i just need to stop being so damn shy around chicks


i get nervous my hands get all sweaty


normally im one of the funniest people you would ever meet but man when those bitches show up i seem to sort of turn off


most of my girlfriends have been some what low on the scale since i dont fear rejection as much with a chick thats not so hot
 
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