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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days, a report says.
According to Mail Online, Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables were turned when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, police say, Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days fed him Viagra and used him as a sex slave to “teach him a lesson”.

The robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
But Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she reportedly said: “What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1 000 roubles when he left.

http://www.iol.co.za/news/back-page/would-be-robber-taught-hard-lesson-1.1098335
 
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WARNING A gang of female pick pockets are operating in your area, They have opened a topless carwash In you local supermarket carpark , one of them soaps your windows down with her tits, the other tosses you off while shes polishing your dash and robs your wallet. i'm only telling you this cos i was robbed last night.
And again this morning.
 
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The mall wasn't kidding when they said a new store was cumming soon
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yes she is wearig pants LOL!
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Police in Charleston, West Virginia, found Mark Thompson wandering around the woods in a bra and panties and covered in the blood of his neighbor's pygmy goat. He had been high on "bath salts" for three days.
Wow. More like Bloodbath and Body Works. Am I right?!?
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