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cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
... I can't feel my trunk ... awesome ... cn

Electrephant!

I WON'T ride in the trunk ... stop asking.

Isn't this the Trunk Line?

Do these jeans make my ... ohnevermind. cn
 
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Dirty Harry

Well-Known Member
Be Careful With Your Donkey
An old man, a boy & a donkey

were going to town.



The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people





who remarked "What a shame the old man
is walking and the boy is riding."

The man and boy thought maybe the

critics were right,

so they changed positions.

Later they passed some people who

remarked "What a shame..... he makes that

little boy walk."

So they then decided they'd both walk!


Soon they passed some more people

who remarked "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride."


So, they both rode the donkey.


Now they passed some people
who shamed them by saying "How awful to
put such a load on a poor donkey."

The boy and man figured they were probably right,
so they decide to carry the donkey.


As they crossed the bridge,

they lost their grip on the animal
and he fell into the river and drowned.



The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone,

you might as well...
Kiss your ass goodbye!
 
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