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ChronicObsession

ChronicObsession

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I've never seen a video of a cat that pants with tongue out of mouth like a Dog... LOL
[video=youtube;8ZuCT4PmurY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuCT4PmurY[/video]
 
DST

DST

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The Aussies just have a way with words don't they?


















For those that don't know Major General Peter Cosgrove,





this gentleman is an Australian.




(you'll need to google his pic...can't be arsed uploading it.

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Please follow his reply to the lady who
interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster
and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a
Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range..

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
(W ith supercilious and superior sneer)






But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radiocast went silent for the remaining





46 seconds.


















 
Trousers

Trousers

Well-Known Member
DST said:
I'll try to post more factual jokes in future. Oh, and sorry it wasn't a pic, I know how that urks you.

A 1000 apologies.
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Why would anyone want you to post a picture in a funny picture thread?
That guy must be a jerk.

It is a rip off of a very old joke:
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to
fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided
to take a short nap.
Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the
boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her
book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and
said,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it
obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate
woman.
"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."











 
Trolling

Trolling

New Member
Trousers said:
Why would anyone want you to post a picture in a funny picture thread?
That guy must be a jerk.

It is a rip off of a very old joke:
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to
fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided
to take a short nap.
Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the
boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her
book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and
said,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it
obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate
woman.
"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."











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TMZ showed a pic of Kim without makeup and she looks exactly like octo mom.
 
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