Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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herbose
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What?
At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son ."
The robot slaps the mother.
End of Story
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What?
At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son ."
The robot slaps the mother.
End of Story
herbose
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A man calls home to his wife and says, Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada
with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you
please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend? .... And, also, would you get
out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the
office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack
my new navy blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asks.
Following the long weekend, he comes home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike He says, "But why didn't you pack
my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies, I did. They're in your tackle box
with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you
please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend? .... And, also, would you get
out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the
office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack
my new navy blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asks.
Following the long weekend, he comes home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike He says, "But why didn't you pack
my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies, I did. They're in your tackle box
silasraven
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^^^no just some dude, just a dude.
Medical Grade
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Head's Up, Stand Clear. Firing X-Wing Cat 4......
can we get this over on the ancient aliens thread?
Hydrotech364
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