Plant thieves!

HowzerMD

HowzerMD

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If you are growing for medical needs than by all means give Johnny Law a ring and explain the circumstances. I was in touch with some local cops at one point and they were more than willing to help out.. It's tough being a caregiver and explaining to patients that everything was raided by thieves. Not to mention, more often than not you won't recover your losses.
 
Smucker G

Smucker G

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HomeGrown&Smoked said:
"Hey Officer Hardass, I was kinda concerned about a possible break-in. Yeah, I have a marijuana plant that is about a week or two away from harvest and I saw someone snooping around my yard. I was wondering if you could come by and check it out every so often? . . . Come down to the station? Sure, I can come down there and give you guys a description of who I saw . . ."

You are a moron.
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I thought it might have been a joke at first said:
I guess when your as funny as these quotes you can heckle my amature line. Or maybe you just feel like an douche for writing this rediculously childish post. Let me guess your about 16 years old. Honestly, how close am I?
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HomeGrown&Smoked

HomeGrown&Smoked

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Smucker G said:
I guess when your as funny as these quotes you can heckle my amature line. Or maybe you just feel like an douche for writing this rediculously childish post. Let me guess your about 16 years old. Honestly, how close am I?
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I wasn't going for funny- I have seen plenty off dumbasses and comedians, but you came across as a dumbass since there were no emoticons, j/ks, or extra commentary . . . just a dumbass post. I was being honest, not funny. Stick around the forum for a while and you will see your first post was classic RIU dumbass post.

BTW- You are only 12 years off . . . I am 4 years old.
 
gumball

gumball

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Smucker G said:
I guess when your as funny as these quotes you can heckle my amature line. Or maybe you just feel like an douche for writing this rediculously childish post. Let me guess your about 16 years old. Honestly, how close am I?
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HomeGrown&Smoked said:
I wasn't going for funny- I have seen plenty off dumbasses and comedians, but you came across as a dumbass since there were no emoticons, j/ks, or extra commentary . . . just a dumbass post. I was being honest, not funny. Stick around the forum for a while and you will see your first post was classic RIU dumbass post.

BTW- You are only 12 years off . . . I am 4 years old.
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fellow potheads, dont forget your arguement is stomping all over someones thread. if you dont care to respect each other, at least respect the OP.

peace potheads!
 
gumball

gumball

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sounds like a plan HomeGrown!

Smucker, go have a PB & J and a smoke!!! sorry friend, i seen smucker and thought ummmm strawberry jelly!!! no disrespect

good luck with the decision fatstony, hope you dont get ganked
 
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llewxamtkram

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Maybe try a dummy security camera, some even come with a batt powered light. Genuine cameras are not too expensive either. Deterrence is huge as far as crime prevention goes.
 
Smucker G

Smucker G

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gumball said:
sounds like a plan HomeGrown!

Smucker, go have a PB & J and a smoke!!! sorry friend, i seen smucker and thought ummmm strawberry jelly!!! no disrespect

good luck with the decision fatstony, hope you dont get ganked
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Grape bro dont you see the G?
 
mrgreenlungz

mrgreenlungz

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fatstony said:
I caught some little punks peeking over my fence an they ran off. I think we all know what they were looking at. My plant is about 7 weeks into flowering with milky white to yellow mushroom headed trichs. It's a little early to chop but I don't want to lose it to some punks. Should I chop? I have to work so I can't gaurd them all the time and my dog just passed away, so no bark and bite...
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I got 3 punk teenagers (older teens, maybe even in their 20's) in my backyard, their friends are always over drinking and getting high - that wouldn't bother me but some of them have real drug problems. Their back porch is raised about 5ft off the ground so they can see clearly I have ganj in my shed. Shoulda seen the look in their eyes when we brought home the german shepard and put up the surveillance system. I contemplated telling them what would happen if we have any issues but later decided if they are man enough to jump my fence, they are man enough to stare down the barrel of a loaded gun. I recommend adopting a dog and showing him/her as much attention and affection as possible so he/she bonds quick and has a drive to protect. If you live near a big city, check papers and online news sites for dog fighting busts. Alot of these dogs are mean but looking for the right owner meaning you show them some love and they will defend castle while you work. Only a good idea if you're not a parent, never was a fan of putting kids around recently abused animals.
 
dylandestroy

dylandestroy

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pitts are such good dogs. and as far as protection, you dont need a mean one because every uneducated person is terrified of them.
 
mrgreenlungz

mrgreenlungz

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ky|e said:
baby monitor and a bb gun w00t w00t.. that's what I did
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:lol: hahahahahahha seriously a good way to get yourself shot in the face with a bloody real one mate. What you going to do if one has a sawn off shotgun? Do you keep a bible as a backup piece? Baby monitor is a good idea but he works. Get that dog my friend... and kyle put down that Red Ryder bb gun you'll put your eye out with that thing.



-So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fuck off.

~Bullettooth Tony
 
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fatstony

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hehe....anywho folks....thanks for the ideas. I cut about half the plant and trimmed it up that night...took awhile, got dark, so I bought an air mattress and a screened in room and sleep outside with it now. Then my lady keeps an eye in the daytime. Dried a couple little nugs fast, just smoked a bong rip.....loaded....So I might just trim it all now and end my camping trip in the backyard. But will get a couple of dogs, possibly a cam, planting a thorny ass vine of some kind on my back fence. Thanks for help, nice to know some other herb farmers are out there....
 
HowzerMD

HowzerMD

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fatstony said:
hehe....anywho folks....thanks for the ideas. I cut about half the plant and trimmed it up that night...took awhile, got dark, so I bought an air mattress and a screened in room and sleep outside with it now. Then my lady keeps an eye in the daytime. Dried a couple little nugs fast, just smoked a bong rip.....loaded....So I might just trim it all now and end my camping trip in the backyard. But will get a couple of dogs, possibly a cam, planting a thorny ass vine of some kind on my back fence. Thanks for help, nice to know some other herb farmers are out there....
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Sleeping with the crop is your best bet right now. Dogs are great. You don't neccessarily need big hulking pit bulls either, just a pooch that listens well(including when you order it to release a thief's leg) and is quick to alert you to danger. Cameras are also a good step. Make sure you mount them as out of reach as possible .Thorny vines are an excellent barrier as well. Black berry bushes grow quickly and viciously once they've established. It really doesn't take much.
 
hyperweed

hyperweed

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mrgreenlungz said:
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:lol: hahahahahahha seriously a good way to get yourself shot in the face with a bloody real one mate. What you going to do if one has a sawn off shotgun? Do you keep a bible as a backup piece? Baby monitor is a good idea but he works. Get that dog my friend... and kyle put down that Red Ryder bb gun you'll put your eye out with that thing.
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To be fair, anyone willing to shoot over some weed plants would put a bullet in your dog without blinking. May put a damper on the jacking, but they clearly care about their ass more than anyone else's. That's irrelevant though since dogs have the advantage of being ever vigilant and much more threatening/imposing than a human in 99% of cases.
 
Dubious06

Dubious06

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Sorry to hear about your dog man. Maybe you could throw up some "Beware of Dog" signs anyway to help deter the little punks, or some NRA signage. I agree with Smucker, if you can dig up the root ball, maybe move it. Good luck to you man.
 
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jkmovies

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If you've been discovered, I would think you would atleast have to move them. If you cannot move them, chop time. My 2 cents. Someone earlier in this thread said to move into a closet for a couple of days to get the most possible out of them.

Worse case scenario, they got busted for something and will rat you out for a better deal. Happens a lot from what I understand. Some people will even call the cops, just for jealousy, or to "do the right thing."
 
psychedelictripper

psychedelictripper

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You need to give those kids something to think about. Try seeing if your hardware store has any signs that say "video surveillance". You can set up a false camera if you have something. Why you can even make something that looks like a camera(box and a tube). Definitely get your webcam on the scene. The last thing you want is to be bud raped and NOT know who did it.
 
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nycgavin

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Lol, my boys cola's got jacked saturday night. So he said fuck it, they'll be back. Sure enough sunday night I get a call around 1:15am, he here's the bell's he's attached to the stock rockin'. You know how much fun it is to fuck someone up who really deserves it ;) . They will never be back again, we've got his id LOL.
 
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