Play music for your plants to make them happy

Rasta Roy

Rasta Roy

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I make my plants listen to me bang my wife so they get horny and sexually frustrated and produce more trichomes. Science!
 
BusyBee75

BusyBee75

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nissanchris760 said:
I was told by a friend that plants are responsive to sonic stimulation and that soothing music can have a positive effect on plant growth and pest/disease control. So on my current grow I have a radio in the grow room which I play a selection of classical and Beatles albums. My plants are as health and strong as I've ever seen, magazine or in person. Just wondering if anyone else has experimented with this, or if what I am experiencing is just acedotal evidence or some other cause. I guess next time I should grow a control group to compare to.
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I played 24hrs relaxation radio for one grow, and they grew great. Next grow, heavy metal(my favorite) they grew even better. Next grow I played no music, and got the best ever for me. Truth is, the music had really no effect, except background music while I tend, in fact I JUST GOT BETTER! As is all progression. Think about it.
 
BusyBee75

BusyBee75

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Realistically, my current occupation is Cannabis cultivator. I have no job, that requires me to go anywhere, other than to the store for supplies. My kids are with my wife, happy family, while daddy "works". I'd have to say that I NEVER feel alone when I'm around my girls. That's something magical. Man and Cannabis have made the most detrimental relationship between each other than any other plant, or maybe animal in history. It's benefits to mankind are remarkable. And because of this, man has domesticated it farther than any other plant. Taking it to all corners of the globe, and enhancing it far beyond what nature itself would. Or would it? Are we not part of this planet? Are we not "nature"? It was meant to be, and no force of government can ever stop nature's course, except to kill every last seed and clone on earth. Never happening. So, does music really help plants grow better? I believe that it can. If you're plants are healthy and strong on all levels, it's happy, and happy plants produce the best harvests of the best bud. Why not reward them with some good tunes! Grow on world, never plant your last seed. Always keep a few with silica packs in a mason jar(easiest and cheapest way) because you never know what can happen tomorrow. One thing I know I don't want to live without is my chronic..
 
Rasta Roy

Rasta Roy

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BusyBee75 said:
Realistically, my current occupation is Cannabis cultivator. I have no job, that requires me to go anywhere, other than to the store for supplies. My kids are with my wife, happy family, while daddy "works". I'd have to say that I NEVER feel alone when I'm around my girls. That's something magical. Man and Cannabis have made the most detrimental relationship between each other than any other plant, or maybe animal in history. It's benefits to mankind are remarkable. And because of this, man has domesticated it farther than any other plant. Taking it to all corners of the globe, and enhancing it far beyond what nature itself would. Or would it? Are we not part of this planet? Are we not "nature"? It was meant to be, and no force of government can ever stop nature's course, except to kill every last seed and clone on earth. Never happening. So, does music really help plants grow better? I believe that it can. If you're plants are healthy and strong on all levels, it's happy, and happy plants produce the best harvests of the best bud. Why not reward them with some good tunes! Grow on world, never plant your last seed. Always keep a few with silica packs in a mason jar(easiest and cheapest way) because you never know what can happen tomorrow. One thing I know I don't want to live without is my chronic..
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Don't worry hemp legalization and mass cultivation will make sure we all have plenty of seeds! Lol
 
dgthumb

dgthumb

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nissanchris760 said:
I was told by a friend that plants are responsive to sonic stimulation and that soothing music can have a positive effect on plant growth and pest/disease control. So on my current grow I have a radio in the grow room which I play a selection of classical and Beatles albums. My plants are as health and strong as I've ever seen, magazine or in person. Just wondering if anyone else has experimented with this, or if what I am experiencing is just acedotal evidence or some other cause. I guess next time I should grow a control group to compare to.
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Mine listen to heavy metal, sometimes I have to stop the music and fix stems broken during their midnight mosh pit madness. Crazy chicks, but yea they're fun.
 
BusyBee75

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Rasta Roy said:
Don't worry hemp legalization and mass cultivation will make sure we all have plenty of seeds! Lol
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Lol, I talking more along the lines of something catastrophic happening, act of nature, wide spread plague, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE lol , to where if you're cut off from the world, and forced to live with pretty much what you got, or can plunder. Don't wanna be without my weed man. Imagine how shitty life would be. Then take away your weed. Much worse right?
 
dgthumb

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BusyBee75 said:
Lol, I talking more along the lines of something catastrophic happening, act of nature, wide spread plague, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE lol , to where if you're cut off from the world, and forced to live with pretty much what you got, or can plunder. Don't wanna be without my weed man. Imagine how shitty life would be. Then take away your weed. Much worse right?
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I wonder if zombies smoke weed too....
 
Rasta Roy

Rasta Roy

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BusyBee75 said:
Lol, I talking more along the lines of something catastrophic happening, act of nature, wide spread plague, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE lol , to where if you're cut off from the world, and forced to live with pretty much what you got, or can plunder. Don't wanna be without my weed man. Imagine how shitty life would be. Then take away your weed. Much worse right?
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I just fantasize about how great it would be if everyone were to disappear and I could just grow anywhere I wanted outside with no fear of anyone tampering with my crop!
 
BusyBee75

BusyBee75

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I'd fill quarries with compost and soil and make the world's biggest pot. And grow 40' monsters that require boom lifts to trim.
 
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