Poor people disgust me.

J

JustAnotherHead

New Member
Filthy vagrant Obama supporters begging for change and cheese. Disgusting. Can't we teach just one Democrat to get a job or learn to read?
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
recipes for hungry, poor people
Click to expand...
i just posted three recipes in response to the lady's letter about her husband getting laid off for the second time this year. Thank goodness she has a job and still has some resources available. I am printing these recipes here because i thought everyone might benefit or would like to try them if not because of necessity - perhaps to get a feel for what can be cooked up with very little in the cupboard.
Cornmeal pasta dish:
1 cup cornmeal, 1 teaspoon sugar, 1 teaspoon salt and 1 cup cold water. Mix together in a heavy pot and then add 2 cups boiling water and 1 tablespoon cooking oil. Cook until very thick. Remove from hear and dip large spoonfuls on serving dish. Top with pasta sauce and parmesean cheese.
Poor man's stew: This is a supper dish to be made from garden vegtables. Cook together potatoes, onions, tomatoes, beans and corn (okra is good too) in whatever amounts you have. Season with bacon drippings, salt and pepper or any other seasonings available. Serve over crumbled cornbread in bowls.
Mashed potato sandwich - mix together leftover mashed potatoes, 1 tablespoon prepared mustard, and l tablespoon diced onion. Can add a bit of salad dressing and spread on bread. Honest, this is really good.
Hugs,
beth
Click to expand...
.............
 
londonfog

londonfog

Well-Known Member

POOR MANS SAMICH



  • two slices bread
  • 4 packs of ketchup (conveniently at any fast food restaurant )




  1. spread ketchup on bread
  2. place together
  3. enjoy
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
Ramenwich

1 pkg beef or chicken ramen
2 tblsp olive oil
2 slices bread
1 sliced tomato

reserve Flav-R-Packet, boil ramen noodles as normal, and drain. heat skillet till a waterdrop dances on the surface, pour in olive oil, toss noodles till they are starting to crisp, throw on Flav-R-Packet, toss noodles till crispy
pile fried noodles on bread, add tomato slices, smoosh together and eat!
 
*BUDS

*BUDS

Well-Known Member
Mr Neutron said:
I like simple rice and beans mixed together with some salsa, tomato, onion, peppers, maybe some bacon or carnitas and fresh tortillas.
Someone else told me that fried radishes are good, haven't tried that one, yet.
Click to expand...
londonfog said:

POOR MANS SAMICH



  • two slices bread
  • 4 packs of ketchup (conveniently at any fast food restaurant )




  1. spread ketchup on bread
  2. place together
  3. enjoy
Click to expand...
Im know you mean well but how do you expect a homeless person to cook up a stirfry and prepare sandwiches on the streets?

If i was them i would be doing everything humanly possible to get off the streets and stay off, beg steal borrow, whatever.
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
Mr Neutron said:
My grandson used to ask for a chicky-sally-sammy, a chicken salad sandwich.
Click to expand...
shit yeah. i like to make mine with turkey, but i cook my turkey with garlic and butter under the skin.

Stuffin Cocks

1 box stuffing mix for poultry
1 lb italian sausages sliced on the diagonal
1 clove garlic fiinely minced
a handfull of diced fresh basil

boil water and measure oil for stuffing mix as directed on box
fry sausage slices in hot pan stirring frequently till done
throw cooked sausage slices into hot water with garlic, and immediately add stuffing mix and spice packet, stir, then cover as directed for stuffing, add fresh basil on top then fluff with fork.

mange gumbahs!
 
londonfog

londonfog

Well-Known Member
*BUDS said:
Im know you mean well but how do you expect a homeless person to cook up a stirfry and prepare sandwiches on the streets?

If i was them i would be doing everything humanly possible to get off the streets and stay off, beg steal borrow, whatever.
Click to expand...
dude you can easily go into any grocery store and liberate TWO slices of bread..walk in McDonalds grab 4 packs of kethup. Go in the bathroom and make your meal..Eat you samich while filling out the McDonald's application..When you get hired you can then eat for free ( or at a discount ).
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
*BUDS said:
Im know you mean well but how do you expect a homeless person to cook up a stirfry and prepare sandwiches on the streets?

If i was them i would be doing everything humanly possible to get off the streets and stay off, beg steal borrow, whatever.
Click to expand...
campfires and hobo stoves homey.

when i was young, i went "on the road like jack kerouac" for a while. its not that hard to stay on top of the food, water and hygiene thing if you work at it, and i even held a couple straight jobs until i decided to blow town again. especially if you are near the pacific ocean. fresh fish, fresh rabbit, and fresh farm gleanings are always nearby in every season, and the pacific is the biggest free bathtub on the planet. (just dont piss in the shallow end, thats where they put the chemical that makes your pee purple). hobo haute cuisine is better than some of the shit you get at fancy joints, and theres always plenty of it. also, New England Canned Brown Bread. YUM!

most of the "homeless" are dope addicted pot junkies, driven mad by their lust for reefer, their health shattered by diseases from shooting up with dirty marijuana needles. those poor souls are beyond all help. we can only pity them and hope they dont murder our children for weed money.
 
Harrekin

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
JAH you try too hard and are still missing the basic principles of trolling.

Obvious troll fail is obvious.
 
Canna Sylvan

Canna Sylvan

Well-Known Member
Meat eaters disgust me, about 49 in 50 people. About 1 in 200 are in my in-group of vegans. Most of those are liberals or religious. So I win.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top