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How often do you poop?

  • Once a day

    Votes: 24 24.7%
  • Twice daily

    Votes: 16 16.5%
  • Three times (I'm wierd)

    Votes: 13 13.4%
  • Diarrhea

    Votes: 5 5.2%
  • I mostly shit in the shower and then stomp it down the drain

    Votes: 34 35.1%
  • I never poop, ever

    Votes: 19 19.6%

  • Total voters
    97
Damn using a toilet will make you straighter than a west Virginia backroad on a Thursday afternoon

I don't use a toilet boi

Its for candy ass mother fuckers
 
Anyone else feel the need to scrub their ass after a dump?

I always try to take the morning shit before I shower, but lately I've been brewing up a second turd later in the day. I don't like rolling around the rest of the day with the residue, so I've taken to giving the brown eye a little scrub down afterward. I mean think about it. If you got shit smeared on any other part of your body you wouldn't just whipe it off with a paper towel right? You'd use soap and water to wash it off properly ...... so why is your ass any different?
 
Anyone else feel the need to scrub their ass after a dump?

I always try to take the morning shit before I shower, but lately I've been brewing up a second turd later in the day. I don't like rolling around the rest of the day with the residue, so I've taken to giving the brown eye a little scrub down afterward. I mean think about it. If you got shit smeared on any other part of your body you wouldn't just whipe it off with a paper towel right? You'd use soap and water to wash it off properly ...... so why is your ass any different?
Good call. But, I only use baby wipes when I'm expecting a rimjob. Unless assplay is happening, I just wipe with my left hand like god wanted us to.
 
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