Posts from the toilet

Skuxx

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2015

• #141

dannyboy602 said:

I remember throwing my back out while taking a dump once.

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If anything goes wrong with my morning poo it ruins my day. I couldn't imagine throwing out my back from it.

 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member

• Mar 18, 2015

• #142

I had a neighbor (over weight and diabetic ) die on the thrown from a massive heart attack. Im glad I wasn't the one who found her.

Skuxx said:

If anything goes wrong with my morning poo it ruins my day. I couldn't imagine throwing out my back from it.

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6ohMax

Well-Known Member

• Mar 19, 2015

• #143

What we did in the Army for fun..porta shitters are the excitement in the field...then the graffiti on the interir walls is priceless

I remember when I was stationed in Korea....in the field, my solider was running the fork lift and I had to drop deuces. Well I heard the fork lift come closer...ended up putting me 20 ft in the air....talk about an unbalancing shit

 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod

Staff member

• Mar 19, 2015

• #144

dannyboy602 said:

I had a neighbor (over weight and diabetic ) die on the thrown from a massive heart attack. Im glad I wasn't the one who found her.

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10 AM Monday Morning (Valsalva during bowel movement), often at work, was when we seemed to see the most heart attacks in the ER.

 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2015

• #145

 

Magic Mike

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2015

• #146

 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2015

• #147

Hookabelly said:

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Kinda looks like she's giving birth to a turd

 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2015

• #148

Magic Mike said:

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dangledo

Well-Known Member

• Mar 22, 2015

• #149

 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member

• Mar 22, 2015

• #150

dangledo said:

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daedalux

Well-Known Member

• Mar 22, 2015

• #151

 

vro

Well-Known Member

• Mar 22, 2015

• #152

does anyone else not take a long time to shit? i dont get how people sit on a toilet for so long every time i have to shit it just comes out in 5 seconds. ive never actually sat down on a toilet waiting for anything.

 

ChingOwn

Well-Known Member

• Mar 22, 2015

• #153

Ive had sting ring all day from my red chili, chorizo, bacon, and egg breakfast burrito. weird right?

 

bluntmassa1

Well-Known Member

• Mar 23, 2015

• #154

Every damn morning I can't be awake for 5 minutes without sitting on the throne but occasionally I get the afternoon or evening shit and some of my posts have come from the shitter.

 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member

• Mar 23, 2015

• #155

I bought shares in Kleenex as my metabolism is so fast!

 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member

• Mar 23, 2015

• #156

lahadaextranjera said:

I bought shares in Kleenex as my metabolism is so fast!

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Pics or it didn't happen

 

Alienwidow

Well-Known Member

• Apr 13, 2015

• #157

@Pinworm , i just about pooped the bed. I drank dirty martinis all day and then half a bottle of tequila and some weed gummies, followed by a full wide mouthed mason jar of chocolate milk and a pint of gatorade. I just about shit the bed spud style from trainspotting, my butt hole told me to fuck off after it was done repainting by making a growling noise. Thats butthole code for go fuck yourself in the goat ass.

 

MightyMike530

Well-Known Member

• Apr 13, 2015

• #158

lahadaextranjera said:

I bought shares in Kleenex as my metabolism is so fast!

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I recommend Charmin Ultra Soft, but maybe they don't have it over there in Spain...

 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member

• Apr 14, 2015

• #159

Got a case of the late evening shits. So, I thought I'd login and say hi while I'm painting the town brown...

 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator

Staff member

• Apr 14, 2015

• #160

This one should be named the UB special.