Probation coming up ...

Ganju

Ganju

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ok so i haven't got a court date yet and i wanna try and be clean for it.. its been about a week sense i have smoked i been dranking cranbery and water and eating salads like crazy i even went and grab a gym membership today any ideas and tips on getting clean ? i smoked about a 8th a week for about 1-2 years........ i wight about 245... :(

ps~ any advice on this subject would be taken in highly grateful! ?
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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KLITE said:
What you smoke in a week most stoners hack in a day, i think. AM i wrong people?
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Wha? Not those with jobs that demand responsibility or those that own businesses. How can one function normally like that? An 1/8 a day creates full retard IMO. Thankfully not many people do that, the peeps of the world are dumb enough as it is already!

Edit- sorry, that sounded super harsh :) but damn I know I couldn't function and be a contributor to anything if I did an 1/8 a day!
 
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Jimmyjonestoo

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bu$hleaguer said:
Wha? Not those with jobs that demand responsibility or those that own businesses. How can one function normally like that? An 1/8 a day creates full retard IMO. Thankfully not many people do that, the peeps of the world are dumb enough as it is already!
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I can easily do an 1/8 a day while working 10 hours at one job and another 4-6 on my own business. Hoping 2015 is the last year I'll need the regular job.
 
bu$hleaguer

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Jimmyjonestoo said:
I can easily do an 1/8 a day while working 10 hours at one job and another 4-6 on my own business. Hoping 2015 is the last year I'll need the regular job.
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Yeah I edited it- didn't mean to sound so harsh. I just imagine organizing 60 employees and running shit while being high as balls and it doesn't seem I'd be too productive!
 
irish4:20

irish4:20

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Ganju said:
ok so i haven't got a court date yet and i wanna try and be clean for it.. its been about a week sense i have smoked i been dranking cranbery and water and eating salads like crazy i even went and grab a gym membership today any ideas and tips on getting clean ? i smoked about a 8th a week for about 1-2 years........ i wight about 245... :(

ps~ any advice on this subject would be taken in highly grateful! ?
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I say fck it keep smokin get locked up and im sure sum1 inside will throw u a 1/8 a week to fck ur lil ass :)
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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bu$hleaguer said:
Yeah I edited it- didn't mean to sound so harsh. I just imagine organizing 60 employees and running shit while being high as balls and it doesn't seem I'd be too productive!
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No hard feelings homie. My post ddid sound kinda defensive. Once I get to harvesting again and blasting bho I won't need an 8th a day lol.
 
KLITE

KLITE

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Wha? Not those with jobs that demand responsibility or those that own businesses. How can one function normally like that? An 1/8 a day creates full retard IMO. Thankfully not many people do that, the peeps of the world are dumb enough as it is already!

Edit- sorry, that sounded super harsh :) but damn I know I couldn't function and be a contributor to anything if I did an 1/8 a day!
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Man my joints are usually 1 g in each. Smoke a few joints at night time and a few bongs and the eigth has been obliterated. I think if you dont mix with tobacco its easy to go through a good few pounds a year.
 
TBoneJack

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Ganju said:
ok so i haven't got a court date yet and i wanna try and be clean for it.. its been about a week sense i have smoked i been dranking cranbery and water and eating salads like crazy i even went and grab a gym membership today any ideas and tips on getting clean ? i smoked about a 8th a week for about 1-2 years........ i wight about 245... :(

ps~ any advice on this subject would be taken in highly grateful! ?
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I've smoked once per day for years. Some time ago, I had to quit for a while so I could pass a pre-employment drug test. I'm in good shape, eat well, exercise well, and it took me 34 days to get clean pee. I bought some 7-panel drug tests from Amazon, and they seemed pretty accurate. I passed my drug test. And boy did I get high that night!

You're going to get advice here about masking agents, cleansers, fake pee, etc. Also be aware that modern labs will bust those easy. Especially if for probation consideration.

And using someone else's pee is risky. Someone once told me that their parole officer wanted to see the pee coming from the head of his dick. No chance to substitute someone else's pee.

Do it the 100% sure way - by going clean till your test comes back fine.
 
Ganju

Ganju

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just really looking for advice from ppl over the wight of 200 lol
racerboy71 said:
i don't see what you're freaking out about honestly, probation will know that you got busted for weed, i'm guessing here, and will know that you'd fail the first test... not a big deal imo..
just stop smoking, end of thread really..
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if i can pass the first piss test i might be able to get it wiped away due to some new laws!
irish4:20 said:
I say fck it keep smokin get locked up and im sure sum1 inside will throw u a 1/8 a week to fck ur lil ass :)
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come to Texas ill show you my big meat. :) /nohomo

TBoneJack said:
I've smoked once per day for years. Some time ago, I had to quit for a while so I could pass a pre-employment drug test. I'm in good shape, eat well, exercise well, and it took me 34 days to get clean pee. I bought some 7-panel drug tests from Amazon, and they seemed pretty accurate. I passed my drug test. And boy did I get high that night!

You're going to get advice here about masking agents, cleansers, fake pee, etc. Also be aware that modern labs will bust those easy. Especially if for probation consideration.

And using someone else's pee is risky. Someone once told me that their parole officer wanted to see the pee coming from the head of his dick. No chance to substitute someone else's pee.

Do it the 100% sure way - by going clean till your test comes back fine.
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thanks tbone!! and yea im done smoking in Texas, im just looking for ways to detox my body faster if i can pass the first piss test i might be able to get it wiped away due to some new laws!
 
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