Sorry to hear that man, laughing my ass off but still sorry to hear it. I think it would be worth the $200 to do this at my next family thanksgiving, and not the cool family, the ones who bitch the whole time, might improve the mood, certainly would improve mine.
I think you should take it as a compliment that they wanted you (her) to bring more next year, killer turkey that you couldn't taste the budder.
Anyhow hope that shit is just 24 hours, of course a shitty 24 to have it. Thanks for getting on here long enough to let us know that shit really worked, i was wondering all day.