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itsfriedayxo

New Member

• Oct 14, 2014

• #1

I have a drug test later on today and I'm using a friends pee, whom will be coming with me to the test place. My question is tho' if I had her pee into a container at a gas station across the street, how long will it stay at body temp? Because we have to drive back, check in for the test etc ..

 

Jimmyjonestoo

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2014

• #2

You're fucked.

 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2014

• #3

How are you carrying it? Condom in your rectum is the best. Good luck, hope she's not prego.

 

WeekendSupervisor

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2014

• #4

they sell something for that called the urinator. maybe you can make one with like duct tape and medical supplies, though it wont' have heat, you can put it tucked under your taint to warm it up. Just stop up the end so you don't start pissing till you want to.

 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2014

• #5

If she's going with you, you should pull a Penn and Teller. Have her pee in your mouth, and do all of the talking for you at the lab. Spit it into cup. BOOM! You get the job at Walmart!

 

KLITE

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• Oct 14, 2014

• #6

If she's going with you, you should pull a Penn and Teller. Have her pee in your mouth, and do all of the talking for you at the lab. Spit it into cup. BOOM! You get the job at Walmart!

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I was going for that exactly, second best body cvavity to beep fluids at body temperature

 

KLITE

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2014

• #7

What about a urine transplant?

 

DeeTee

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• Oct 14, 2014

• #8

Don't be surprised if they tell you your pregnant, they can easily tell if it's male or female urine, they can not be fooled, it's been tried before, as said, you're fucked.

 

Hookabelly

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2014

• #9

Based on the avi I think the OP is a girl. So if it shows preg. that wouldn't raise an eyebrow.

 

WeekendSupervisor

Well-Known Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #10

KLITE said:

What about a urine transplant?

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Yes! I just saw a thread from Pinworm about free catheters. you hook em together, she pees into your bladder, profit.

http://rollitup.org/t/free-catheter-samples.847418/