Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

Scroga

Well-Known Member

• Sep 29, 2014

• #181

A cockaroach can live for days without its severed head but... Can it surgically reattach it's severed penis? NO it cannot

 

TwistItUp

Well-Known Member

• Oct 19, 2014

• #182

"In life all there is is time. In time all there is is death."

Or maybe it was...

"In life all we have is time, with time all we have is death."

I recall wanting to get this as a tattoo along with a grim reaper holding a scythe and a hourglass. Times ticking type of thing.
I might have f*&@'ed up the quote but it was something to that effect. Don't recall where I saw this. If you figure out it was from some place bad, then you didn't hear this quote from me.

 

Last edited: Oct 19, 2014

Roobarb

Well-Known Member

• Oct 19, 2014

• #183

Religion is like a penis. If you have one and touching it everyday makes you happy, then good for you. But if you take it out and wave it around and stick it in my face I'm gonna get upset

 

Cloud The Wizard

Active Member

• Nov 17, 2014

• #184

Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have to impress people they don’t know.
Made me think for days.

 

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thinn

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• Dec 5, 2014

• #185

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to bangkok.

 

TBoneJack

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• Dec 27, 2014

• #186

"The hardest thing in life if figuring out what's important, and leaving everything else alone."

 

a senile fungus

Well-Known Member

• Dec 27, 2014

• #187

Milovan said:

'The beautiful are never desolate
but someone always loves them.'

O she is all perfection,all that the blooming earth can send forth fair.
All that the gaudy heavens could drop down glorious.

Click to expand...

Beautiful...

 

dadio161

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• Jan 10, 2015

• #188

Camping without weed ...... is just sleeping outside .

 

dannyboy602

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• Jan 10, 2015

• #189

 

panhead

Well-Known Member

• Jan 10, 2015

• #190

This will only hurt for a little while , i'll only put the head of it in & i promise not to cum in yer mouth .

DAC .

 

SabreKittie

Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #191

"Sauteed chicken liver?! Might as well be eating afterbirth!"

 

SabreKittie

Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #192

"Hair color is just a formality."

 

rory420420

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #193

Alabama bitch,hairy snatch and turned up tits,makes my asshole want to itch..snakeshit!

 

rory420420

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• Jan 13, 2015

• #194

Equality is a lot like water,you pay it no mind till you don't get it and need it.
Wanna get wet?

 

doingdishes

Well-Known Member

• Jan 20, 2015

• #195

have you ever taken a crap so big your pants fit better? Ron White

 

Hot Diggity Sog

Well-Known Member

• Jan 22, 2015

• #196

TwistItUp said:

"In life all there is is time. In time all there is is death."

Or maybe it was...

"In life all we have is time, with time all we have is death."

I recall wanting to get this as a tattoo along with a grim reaper holding a scythe and a hourglass. Times ticking type of thing.
I might have f*&@'ed up the quote but it was something to that effect. Don't recall where I saw this. If you figure out it was from some place bad, then you didn't hear this quote from me.

Click to expand...

I like this one a lot and I think the 1st version is a little better than the 2nd.

 

Lucifder

Well-Known Member

• Jan 24, 2015

• #197

"Animals have never had wars, so who are the real animals???"

-Professor Farnsworth
(Of futurama)

I was pretty baked and when I heard him say it just blew my mind

 

vro

Well-Known Member

• Jan 24, 2015

• #198

fuck society i want to be free

 

Panjia

New Member

• Feb 4, 2015

• #199

"You have to be odd, to be number one" Dr. Seuss

 

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BuzzD2Kill

Well-Known Member

• Apr 12, 2015

• #200

"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."
Abraham Lincoln