Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

mistadobalina30

Member

• Oct 2, 2010

• #21

"God....... Please let me be the person my dog thinks i am"

 

IregAt420

Active Member

• Oct 3, 2010

• #22

this vid ruins it after the first few segments, but this moment is the best of that movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzcQYX9fwmk&feature=related

 

tardis

Well-Known Member

• Oct 3, 2010

• #23

Its easy to get what you want, whats hard is knowing for sure what you wanna get.

 

tardis

Well-Known Member

• Oct 3, 2010

• #24

I can't find my mood ring and i'm not quite sure how I feel about that!

 

tardis

Well-Known Member

• Oct 4, 2010

• #25

When man seeks too much power and gets it, he winds up with no ability to exercise it and thus no power at all.

 

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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member

• Oct 4, 2010

• #26

"maybe a raccoon took it." - my neighbor

 

letitgrow77

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• Oct 6, 2010

• #27

''MArijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs, it leads to gardening''

 

tardis

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• Oct 6, 2010

• #28

letitgrow77 said:

''MArijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs, it leads to gardening''

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Aint that the Truth!!!!! Pot doesn't turn people into criminals, it turns them into farmers.

 

itcanhappen

New Member

• Oct 6, 2010

• #29

"Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you." - Gordon Gekko.

 

Greather420

Active Member

• Oct 6, 2010

• #30

It wasn't so much the quote itself as the look on my incredibly stoned friend's face as she said it....she took one look at the freshly delivered pizza and said "I'm so happy I could SHIT!"

Which made me think...wow, a good shit really CAN make me happy! How do you spell relief?

lol!

 

StonedBlownSkiller

Well-Known Member

• Oct 6, 2010

• #31

They say evil prevails when good men fail to act.....What they should have said was.....Evil Prevails.

 

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peff711

Member

• Oct 6, 2010

• #32

There is no gravity....the earth sucks.

 

MsBotwin

Active Member

• Oct 6, 2010

• #33

Way back when, in H.S.
Me, to my Best Friend: I'm not stupid, I'm just stoned.
Airy Andi: oh, okay. I'm not stoned, I'm just stupid.

This didn't blow my mind, but it did have me laughing so hard! I still chuckle when it crossesy mind, because she was totally serious!

 

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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member

• Oct 6, 2010

• #34

"i laughed so hard i almost backfired." - my wife

 

april

Pickle Queen

• Oct 6, 2010

• #35

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."

 

Doiremick

Active Member

• Oct 8, 2010

• #36

"It's better to regret something you've done than to regret not doing it at all"

 

RavenMochi

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• Oct 11, 2010

• #37

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects - Robert H. Heinlein, from the notebook of Lazarus Long

 

RavenMochi

Well-Known Member

• Oct 11, 2010

• #38

april said:

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."

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†LHAO† Thats some funny shit...

 

tardis

Well-Known Member

• Oct 13, 2010

• #39

You know what? Tell it to my butt! Thats the only thing here that gives a sh!t

 

txhomegrown

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• Oct 27, 2010

• #40

Young pussies are like snowflakes.........
Its fun to try and catch them on my tongue.