**real football**

Tribalbandit

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Typical american never been nowhere or will, I am american and live in EUROPE for 12 years and will never go back. What are you a dumbass? Do you actually know what FREEDOM and LIBERTY is?
nobody cares about soccer you loser. find something else to have hurt feelings over. dont be upset because america is better than your country , which you failed to name.
 

Tribalbandit

Active Member
I would love to see a American football player or basketball player playing 90 min with no time outs no substitutions.
 

ink the world

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I would love to see a American football player or basketball player playing 90 min with no time outs no substitutions.
I would love to see a stick figured Euro fag soccer playet line up against an NFL defensive end.

Wanna know the difference? The football player playing soccer will he gassed for sure. The soccer playing football will be unconscious within 3 snaps of the ball.

Europe and soccer seem perfect for you, trust me the US doesn't morn the loss of a pussy to Europe.... Good riddance
 

cockbag123

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I would love to see a stick figured Euro fag soccer playet line up against an NFL defensive end.

Wanna know the difference? The football player playing soccer will he gassed for sure. The soccer playing football will be unconscious within 3 snaps of the ball.

Europe and soccer seem perfect for you, trust me the US doesn't morn the loss of a pussy to Europe.... Good riddance
whats got you so upset? did you lose your gun and bible or smthing? go watch nascar and try not to touch your female family members too much ok? oh and your government keeps you stupid.. so i dont really blame you.. not your fault... youre just brainwashed.. war is good right? for your freedom from the iraqi invaders? .. oh wait.. thats right... iraq never took your freedom :S
 

ink the world

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Upset at the idiot talking shit about my country, especially since he left here.

Lol I wouldn't take 1 ounce of shit from ANY limey fuck. Couldn't stand you homos when I was in the service. I also find it funny when some rotted tooth limey fuck talks tough and puts down the US

We kicked your asses out of our country a long time ago. Now go STFU, stick a crumpet up your ass and for the love of God go see a damned dentist.
 

cockbag123

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Upset at the idiot talking shit about my country, especially since he left here.

Lol I wouldn't take 1 ounce of shit from ANY limey fuck. Couldn't stand you homos when I was in the service. I also find it funny when some rotted tooth limey fuck talks tough and puts down the US

We kicked your asses out of our country a long time ago. Now go STFU, stick a crumpet up your ass and for the love of God go see a damned dentist.
you probly cant find your own country on the map haha and im irish not english and my teeth are fine thnx :D mb you should lay of the cheeseburgers
 

ink the world

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you probly cant find your own country on the map haha and im irish not english and my teeth are fine thnx :D mb you should lay of the cheeseburgers
Muahaha, Irish huh. Ah yes the Irish, known to the rest of the world as Englands bitches.

I can find my country on a map, college education and all that. No problems if I eat a burger, spend enough time in the gym so I can enjoy some grilled beef without being a fat bastard. Thanks for thinking of my health though friend
 

ink the world

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I like you man,you got a great sense of humor.

If you're ever in the states lemme know, seems like you'd be a good guy to hang with. Lobster and Sam Adams will be on me
 

cockbag123

Active Member
I like you man,you got a great sense of humor.

If you're ever in the states lemme know, seems like you'd be a good guy to hang with. Lobster and Sam Adams will be on me
haha i lived in the states for 2 years :D i really have no problem but im a massive troll so err... fuck you and all that good stuff
 

Dr Kynes

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I would love to see a American football player or basketball player playing 90 min with no time outs no substitutions.
actually thats how most people start playing. it's called ironman, or single side football. when you get into the highschool and college ball, the opposition is so specialized, so enormously strong, and so carefully trained for one or two position functions you gotta have a deep bench to combat the real monsters on the line and devilishly fast receivers. Football is a game of strength speed and specialization, not endurance. Much like baseball is a game of specific skills and strategy rather than strength. Basketball is rather like soccer but also requires great height and tremendous hand-eye coordination.

decrying football or soccer as inferior because the individual players might suck at the other game is stupid. Shaqille O'neil was a pretty damned good basketball player but he couldn't sink a putt if you put a gun to his head. different sports are different for a reason. the finest olympic swimmers would be useless in a boxing ring, and even the strongest powerlifters suck at barrel racing (if you can even find a horse to carry them). quit calling each other fags and pissing all over the place and try to imagine your favorite athlete trying to compete in professional hockey (canadians not included)

also street or pickup basketball and ghettoball are played with no timeouts, no substitutions and with direct and often violent contact between players. soccer player would get eaten up in a pickup game in any city in america unless they hang around girls schools or the local yeshiva.
 

Tribalbandit

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Then you will morn the loss of the US to China
I would love to see a stick figured Euro fag soccer playet line up against an NFL defensive end.

Wanna know the difference? The football player playing soccer will he gassed for sure. The soccer playing football will be unconscious within 3 snaps of the ball.

Europe and soccer seem perfect for you, trust me the US doesn't morn the loss of a pussy to Europe.... Good riddance
 
nobody cares about soccer you loser. find something else to have hurt feelings over. dont be upset because america is better than your country , which you failed to name.
actually dude.. im english, and if it wasn't for our settlers, your country, and all the idiots like you might not be here, enjoying the god given gift of the herb,
 
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123680101041299201.html

Soccer is running America into the ground, and there is very little anyone can do about it. Social critics have long observed that we live in a therapeutic society that treats young people as if they can do no wrong. Every kid is a winner, and nobody is ever left behind, no matter how many times they watch the ball going the other way. Whether the dumbing down of America or soccer came first is hard to say, but soccer is clearly an important means by which American energy, drive and competitiveness are being undermined to the point of no return.

What other game, to put it bluntly, is so boring to watch? (Bowling and golf come to mind, but the sound of crashing pins and the sight of the well-attired strolling on perfectly kept greens are at least inherently pleasurable activities.) The linear, two-dimensional action of soccer is like the rocking of a boat but without any storm and while the boat has not even left the dock. Think of two posses pursuing their prey in opposite directions without any bullets in their guns. Soccer is the fluoridation of the American sporting scene.

For those who think I jest, let me put forth four points, which is more points than most fans will see in a week of games—and more points than most soccer players have scored since their pee-wee days.

1) Any sport that limits you to using your feet, with the occasional bang of the head, has something very wrong with it. Indeed, soccer is a liberal's dream of tragedy: It creates an egalitarian playing field by rigorously enforcing a uniform disability. Anthropologists commonly define man according to his use of hands. We have the thumb, an opposable digit that God gave us to distinguish us from animals that walk on all fours. The thumb lets us do things like throw baseballs and fold our hands in prayer. We can even talk with our hands. Have you ever seen a deaf person trying to talk with his feet? When you are really angry and acting like an animal, you kick out with your feet. Only fools punch a wall with their hands. The Iraqi who threw his shoes at President Bush was following his primordial instincts. Showing someone your feet, or sticking your shoes in someone's face, is the ultimate sign of disrespect. Do kids ever say, "Trick or Treat, smell my hands"? Did Jesus wash his disciples' hands at the Last Supper? No, hands are divine (they are one of the body parts most frequently attributed to God), while feet are in need of redemption. In all the portraits of God's wrath, never once is he pictured as wanting to step on us or kick us; he does not stoop that low.

2) Sporting should be about breaking kids down before you start building them up. Take baseball, for example. When I was a kid, baseball was the most popular sport precisely because it was so demanding. Even its language was intimidating, with bases, bats, strikes and outs. Striding up to the plate gave each of us a chance to act like we were starring in a Western movie, and tapping the bat to the plate gave us our first experience with inventing self-indulgent personal rituals. The boy chosen to be the pitcher was inevitably the first kid on the team to reach puberty, and he threw a hard ball right at you.

Thus, you had to face the fear of disfigurement as well as the statistical probability of striking out. The spectacle of your failure was so public that it was like having all of your friends invited to your home to watch your dad forcing you to eat your vegetables. We also spent a lot of time in the outfield chanting, "Hey batter batter!" as if we were Buddhist monks on steroids. Our chanting was compensatory behavior, a way of making the time go by, which is surely why at soccer games today it is the parents who do all of the yelling.

3) Everyone knows that soccer is a foreign invasion, but few people know exactly what is wrong with that. More than having to do with its origin, soccer is a European sport because it is all about death and despair. Americans would never invent a sport where the better you get the less you score. Even the way most games end, in sudden death, suggests something of an old-fashioned duel. How could anyone enjoy a game where so much energy results in so little advantage, and which typically ends with a penalty kick out, as if it is the audience that needs to be put out of its misery? Shootouts are such an anticlimax to the game and are so unpredictable that the teams might as well flip a coin to see who wins—indeed, they might as well flip the coin before the game, and not play at all.

4) And then there is the question of sex. I know my daughter will kick me when she reads this, but soccer is a game for girls. Girls are too smart to waste an entire day playing baseball, and they do not have the bloodlust for football. Soccer penalizes shoving and burns countless calories, and the margins of victory are almost always too narrow to afford any gloating. As a display of nearly death-defying stamina, soccer mimics the paradigmatic feminine experience of childbirth more than the masculine business of destroying your opponent with insurmountable power.

Let me conclude on a note of despair appropriate to my topic. There is no way to run away from soccer, if only because it is a sport all about running. It is as relentless as it is easy, and it is as tiring to play as it is tedious to watch. The real tragedy is that soccer is a foreign invasion, but it is not a plot to overthrow America. For those inclined toward paranoia, it would be easy to blame soccer's success on the political left, which, after all, worked for years to bring European decadence and despair to America. The left tried to make existentialism, Marxism, poststructuralism, and deconstructionism fashionable in order to weaken the clarity, pragmatism and drive of American culture. What the left could not accomplish through these intellectual fads, one might suspect, they are trying to accomplish through sport.

Yet this suspicion would be mistaken. Soccer is of foreign origin, that is certainly true, but its promotion and implementation are thoroughly domestic. Soccer is a self-inflicted wound. Americans have nobody to blame but themselves. Conservative suburban families, the backbone of America, have turned to soccer in droves. Baseball is too intimidating, football too brutal, and basketball takes too much time to develop the required skills. American parents in the past several decades are overworked and exhausted, but their children are overweight and neglected. Soccer is the perfect antidote to television and video games. It forces kids to run and run, and everyone can play their role, no matter how minor or irrelevant to the game. Soccer and television are the peanut butter and jelly of parenting.

I should know. I am an overworked teacher, with books to read and books to write, and before I put in a video for the kids to watch while I work in the evenings, they need to have spent some of their energy. Otherwise, they want to play with me! Last year all three of my kids were on three different soccer teams at the same time. My daughter is on a traveling team, and she is quite good. I had to sign a form that said, among other things, I would not do anything embarrassing to her or the team during the game. I told the coach I could not sign it. She was perplexed and worried. "Why not," she asked? "Are you one of those parents who yells at their kids? "Not at all," I replied, "I read books on the sidelines during the game, and this embarrasses my daughter to no end." That is my one way of protesting the rise of this pitiful sport. Nonetheless, I must say that my kids and I come home from a soccer game a very happy family.
Actually dude, football is a great and popular game, it was a "JOKE" i wasnt ripping you, and as for not wanting to watch the game, i cant stand watching most american games (besides basketball) because i find them boring, so it works both ways ass wipes, now shut up, skin up, chill out.
 

cockbag123

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yeh american gayball stops every 3-4 seconds. this is boring. hockey is just fellas runnin around with sticks after some rubber... fairly shit tbh and basketball even though i love to play is lots of tall black ppl running around.. pretty boring. oh and then theres baseball, not as bad as cricket but definitely snoreworthy
 

Tribalbandit

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i agree on everything, although my personal opinion is that the NBA joins euro footbal on the top of the list
yeh american gayball stops every 3-4 seconds. this is boring. hockey is just fellas runnin around with sticks after some rubber... fairly shit tbh and basketball even though i love to play is lots of tall black ppl running around.. pretty boring. oh and then theres baseball, not as bad as cricket but definitely snoreworthy
 

st0wandgrow

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All kidding aside, soccer is a sport for pussies. All the diving and rolling around on the ground is a joke.

Also, figure out the fucking clock! What other sport do you have to sit there as a spectator and guess how much time is left in the game? Put a fucking set amount of time up there, and if the ref blows the whistle, stop the fucking clock, then start it again when the game commences! Is it that difficult to figure out?
 

Tribalbandit

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You must be intelligent to figure out the time in a soccer game... lol
All kidding aside, soccer is a sport for pussies. All the diving and rolling around on the ground is a joke.

Also, figure out the fucking clock! What other sport do you have to sit there as a spectator and guess how much time is left in the game? Put a fucking set amount of time up there, and if the ref blows the whistle, stop the fucking clock, then start it again when the game commences! Is it that difficult to figure out?
 
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