Reasons for Break Ups

gwheels said:

On a side note that woman worked at my head office. She tried to run me down with her car after I left work. Be careful of an angry french woman. It gets dangerous. But I banged her.

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Bareback said:

I had a gf that had this pair of rubber boots that had lemons and oranges on them. I didn't tell her that I had a thing going on with the left boot so after a while we broke up, I think it was because the boot wasn't right for me. And maybe the gooy mess gave me away.

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ClaytonBigsby said:

Yeah, I guess, Boo. I was trying to stick around for @Indagrow, one of the last men of honor. I'll go sober up now.

Much love, again, congratulations, I am very happy for you. Take care.



Best man around. My true hero. Keep on keppin on


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Indagrow said:

Had a yellow bird point out my gfs middle toe was longer..I often think about said bird while having sex but with this new information I ended up in a dark place

Turns out he isn't even mexican

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mr sunshine said:

For what it's worth, she's hot and I would suck that long toe... I'd choke on that toe.

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Indagrow said:

She's single brah I could try to get her to meet you in maybe middle America somewhere above the Mason Dixon (for everyone's safety) I think she would lust you put a little Mexican spice in her life and some hands around her neck ... wait are you saying i can't think about you when I fuck my girlfriends now man that's Bullshit ill report that post to the all powerful mods and have it deleted

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mr sunshine said:

you guys broke up? I hope It wasn't because of something I said.

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