Reasons to Avoid Relatives During the Holidays

Sunbiz1

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I have relatives in Wisconsin that are pretty close to the below...trailer trash I avoid like the plague. My brother still has an old P/U truck with plywood being used as side rails. This guy will wear(and has)a dirty work shirt with his name sewn on it to nice restaurants. The last time his kids were here, they trashed my house...one even got on my computer and spammed their step-mother's facebook page.

Feel free to post your own relative holiday horror stories, this should be interesting...:grin:

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Total Head

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most of my relatives have varying degrees of mental illness and/or substance abuse issues. i have a cousin who once pulled a knife on his mother because she was trying to calm him down after he flipped out at the sight of a christmas themed pizza box in february. my aunt is a very nice lady but very "jesusy" and is always loudly singing jesus songs or praying these 20 minute amped up loud prayers as if there aren't people trying to have a conversation 2 feet away. i have another aunt who's practically catatonic and she has to sit in front of the tv and no one is allowed to turn up the tv when she's in there. then there's the drunks and obnoxious children. it's like being at the mess hall at the loony bin. the few i like aren't worth all that. i haven't been to a big family holiday gathering in years.
 

dirtsurfr

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Wow it must reallly suck to have relitives that are so stupid and lazy.
I guess I'm lucky enough to be the one one the bottom of the heep and the Black sheep. They still love me...
All kidding aside yea going to see famlie sucks, I have to act like the bitch that beat me every day and yelled the rest of the day at me can still
act like a spoiled little girl and get away with it, This will be her last Holiday with me I'm afraid..
 

The Cryptkeeper

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I generally enjoy seeing family at holidays so I can privately laugh at all their bullshit in my mind. :p But my bullshit is I suppose supreme. :)
 

puffenuff

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Reason: avoid answering the same stupid questions over and over from aunts and uncles you only see twice a year
 

Sunbiz1

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Wow it must reallly suck to have relitives that are so stupid and lazy.
I guess I'm lucky enough to be the one one the bottom of the heep and the Black sheep. They still love me...
All kidding aside yea going to see famlie sucks, I have to act like the bitch that beat me every day and yelled the rest of the day at me can still
act like a spoiled little girl and get away with it, This will be her last Holiday with me I'm afraid..
You just gave me sinister idea...remember that rum cake recipe?. Nah, I would never do that...lol.
 

dirtsurfr

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You just gave me sinister idea...remember that rum cake recipe?. Nah, I would never do that...lol.
No wait thats a a great idea, well maybe not every one but maybe this one 84 year old Monarch.
Crap, now I remember one Christmas, My Brother and I were both home from the service.
My brother brought home a bottle of wine. It was a War Club bottle (1gal?) of Acadama wine from Japan Good Stuff for
us sailors. Anyway Mom gets way into it and it was Christmas Dinner so we had Friends over 1 of them was the Recruiter and his wife
that recruited me and my brother.
She's toasted on wine standing on a chair so she's eye to eye with Jim the Recruiter telling him how bad his life would be
if any thing happened to either one of her Boys. Priceless!!!
 
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