rend pawl would ban all abortions, birth control.
- Thread starter UncleBuck
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J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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"i like to lick the area where johnny chimps penis used to be" - Pinworm
tastes like freedom!
tastes like freedom!
Pinworm
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You wish you could afford me.
J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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Pinworm
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I'm a total cheap date. The funniest thing is you still can't afford me.
oh look you went on sale
J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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well sure i can ill just pretend to be unclebuck. its not that hard<thats what she said)
see watch.
you racist hillibilly inbred ignorant pedophile come give me yo sphincter.
J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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you know youre eating out the palm of my hand now
Pinworm
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Are you even old enough to be a racist child fucker?
I practice very safe sex with myself at least once a day. Rand can be proud me.
Messiah
J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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im old enuff to jump rope on a playground
Pinworm
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Yea. You like those playgrounds, huh. Those little kiddies just can't say no, eh?
J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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they can, they just dont. but you already know that now dont you.
Pinworm
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IDK I'm sorta into people who can put up an actual fight when I try to poke 'em in the butt.
Pinworm
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One can only hope? You sound rich. You could probably afford a nice headstone. It should totally say that on your epitaph.
"Father.
Nobody.
Had a tiny penis."
J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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no no no.. it should say...
A Rich white guy isn't burried here,
only his penis remains.
Thanks Obama!
Pinworm
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I'm starting to like you. We should man date.
J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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i thought we already were?
im out of practice.. dont lead me on like that
Pinworm
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I miss you.
J0hnnY♣Ch1mp0
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im inside you right now
Pinworm
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You're dreaming. I know you love this ass. You'll be able to afford it one day.