Rene's 2nd Grow. Here We Go. Mystery Bagseed and Breeding Experiment

fabfun

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oh i will this is second time he was caught last year a girl caught him and he got away when she got him to shore i didnt see it it was gone by the time i got there to see wtf she was screaming her head off about

i dont know if we have gopher turtles here we have loggerheads snapping and box turtles

yeah man, if he comes back teach him a life lesson and fry his ass. lol...turtle is good man, so is squirrel. better the chicken wings imo
 

fabfun

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well if he comes back i will hit u up for some recipes

I wanna eat it!!! Hopefully you will as well....turtle is so awesome...got my mouth watering for Turtle sauce picante...(am a certified cajun french speaking coonass from Louisiana now in New Mexico)

Namaste':leaf:
 

NewClosetGrower

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oh i will this is second time he was caught last year a girl caught him and he got away when she got him to shore i didnt see it it was gone by the time i got there to see wtf she was screaming her head off about

i dont know if we have gopher turtles here we have loggerheads snapping and box turtles
awesome dude, let us know bro and take some pics!!!!!!! fresh turtle head soup Rene? Mu-hahaha :spew:

gopher turtles are endangered, atleast they were...the county tried to put a fucking sign in the middle of my backyard, where NO ONE will ever go or dig to let THE PUBLIC know about it...its 5 acres dude, seriously? "funny thing sir, that happens to be EXACTLY where the slab is going for my shed so why dont you call your friends and have someone come give this thing a new home" theres only 6 amuesment parks around here...they gave me a ration of shit and raised my taxes but they did it
 

fabfun

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you are too fucking funny i heard amber was blowing chunks from a hash cookie im sure she looked liked like this :spew::oops:
damn amber u just puked on me

awesome dude, let us know bro and take some pics!!!!!!! fresh turtle head soup Rene? Mu-hahaha :spew:

gopher turtles are endangered, atleast they were...the county tried to put a fucking sign in the middle of my backyard, where NO ONE will ever go or dig to let THE PUBLIC know about it...its 5 acres dude, seriously? "funny thing sir, that happens to be EXACTLY where the slab is going for my shed so why dont you call your friends and have someone come give this thing a new home" theres only 6 amuesment parks around here...they gave me a ration of shit and raised my taxes but they did it
 

Illumination

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sounds yummy makes me want to go find that fucker now


1 pound turtle meat
2 large onions, chopped
2 bell peppers, chopped
6 ribs celery, chopped
1 or 2 Jalapenos chopped
1 small can tomato paste
2-1/2 cans water
2 tablespoons sugar
10 chopped fresh lemon basil leaves
2 bay leaves
Cooking oil
Salt
Red pepper
Garlic powder
Special utensil: Heavy iron pot (Dutch oven).

Marinate turtle meat seasoned with salt and red pepper over night in enough vinegar to cover meat. Take turtle meat out of marinade. Let drain 5 to 10 minutes; do not rinse. Put about 1/2 inch of cooking oil in heavy iron pot. Turn stove on high to heat oil in pot, while seasoning meat with salt, red pepper and garlic powder. Put in enough pieces to cover bottom of pot. Brown well on all sides. As turtle browns, take out and drain on plate. Continue until all browned. Add onions, bell pepper, celery and jalapenos. Brown lightly until onions are soft. As seasonings are browned add tomato paste and 2 cans of water. Cook until meat turns light brown. Add 2 cans water, sugar and turtle meat, then basil and bay leaves. Bring to a boil; reduce to simmer for 2 to 2-1/2 hours. Serve over hot rice with a salad and garlic bread.
[video=youtube;lTjy92jo5H4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjy92jo5H4[/video]
[video=youtube;iBdWNOTQAFk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBdWNOTQAFk&feature=related[/video]
 

fabfun

New Member
thanks bro and rep
man i bet after shell and stuff i could had 10 pounds or more of turtle meat man why did i let him go :wall::dunce:

1 pound turtle meat
2 large onions, chopped
2 bell peppers, chopped
6 ribs celery, chopped
1 or 2 Jalapenos chopped
1 small can tomato paste
2-1/2 cans water
2 tablespoons sugar
10 chopped fresh lemon basil leaves
2 bay leaves
Cooking oil
Salt
Red pepper
Garlic powder
Special utensil: Heavy iron pot (Dutch oven).

Marinate turtle meat seasoned with salt and red pepper over night in enough vinegar to cover meat. Take turtle meat out of marinade. Let drain 5 to 10 minutes; do not rinse. Put about 1/2 inch of cooking oil in heavy iron pot. Turn stove on high to heat oil in pot, while seasoning meat with salt, red pepper and garlic powder. Put in enough pieces to cover bottom of pot. Brown well on all sides. As turtle browns, take out and drain on plate. Continue until all browned. Add onions, bell pepper, celery and jalapenos. Brown lightly until onions are soft. As seasonings are browned add tomato paste and 2 cans of water. Cook until meat turns light brown. Add 2 cans water, sugar and turtle meat, then basil and bay leaves. Bring to a boil; reduce to simmer for 2 to 2-1/2 hours. Serve over hot rice with a salad and garlic bread.
[video=youtube;lTjy92jo5H4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjy92jo5H4[/video]
[video=youtube;iBdWNOTQAFk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBdWNOTQAFk&feature=related[/video]
 

rene112388

Well-Known Member
lmfao dude!!! nice..


Hash cookie huh, did you make it Rene? if so send me the recipe!!!! im praying fab slays this fucking turtle, i was to get that picante sauce recipe
Lol no I didn't man last batch of butter I made was kick ass! I had about a tbls on an english muffin and messed me up! Sis could eat my fudge it made her sick this time around I'm gonna make some oil and enchant anything I can :weed:
 

rene112388

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Nuthin like a kind bud dipped in honey oil&rolled in kief! Just did it last week!!! Ohh wait,did u mean cooking oil?
Lol yep I did should have said that I love to cook as much as I love to grow! I really want to learn other ways to consume my mj :) plus I rather like people stumbling around off my edibles like when I slipped mom some fudge haha that was funny I got yelled at just a bit..as she gobbled it down!
 

fabfun

New Member
oh i will try to get him but there are plenty more there and the go for your hook all the time but i try to avoid catching them well till now
i got lots the size of one in video

yes it was an awesome turtle...go get that thing....you just add ingredients on scale to the meat
 
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