Resevior Seeds (Rez Dog)

Bad Karma

Well-Known Member
That's chemdog not Rez
One in the same.
As Rez has gone missing since the bust and "chemdog's" arrest, coincidence?
It's amazing that nobody wants to believe that it was some fat, bald, bespectacled, white guy who's gear they were touting as the shit.
Guess his actual image hurts everyone's preconceived notions of "cool" too much to accept.
 

homebrewer

Well-Known Member
It's amazing that nobody wants to believe that it was some fat, bald, bespectacled, white guy who's gear they were touting as the shit.
Guess his actual image hurts everyone's preconceived notions of "cool" too much to accept
So personal appearance is directly correlated to grower/breeder skill? :roll:
 

Bad Karma

Well-Known Member
So personal appearance is directly correlated to grower/breeder skill? :roll:
Sadly, for some people it is, that's why I was satirizing it.

sat·ire [sat-ahyuh
r] noun


1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Sadly, for some people it is, that's why I was satirizing it.

sat·ire [sat-ahyuh
r] noun


1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
i'm fairly sure that chemdog and rez dog are not the same person..
 

Bad Karma

Well-Known Member
i'm fairly sure that chemdog and rez dog are not the same person..
Exhibit B:
Uncle Fester there's real name is Gregory Krzanowski.
Phonetically that's pronounced Kr-rez-za-now-ski.
Coincidence?

The whole RezDog/ChemDog thing is a complete spook story.
That way if any law enforcement got too close to "Chem Dog", they won't bust him right away because
they think that he can lead them to the real boss, "Rez Dog".
Hasn't anybody here ever run a scam or watched a movie?
Seriously, go watch "The Usual Suspects", I'll wait...
You never give away your real name or how many other people are really involved.
Just like if you're growing on your own, you don't tell folks you grew it, you say you got it from "a friend" or "some guy".
I know a lot of folks on here grow their own and or deal, so I'm amazed that such a community could be so naive of it's own practices.
Just like when I had a dealer before I moved to Cali, he'd always say he got it from a guy named Shawn.
Once we got to know each other and became friends, he told me Shawn didn't exist, and that he was simply distributing for
a local collection of growers that had banded together over the years.

Rez Dog = Kaiser Soze
 

MixedMelodyMindBender

Active Member
Like most things in life there is some truth and some lies in this. I personally know greg, and I am sure nobody wants there picture smeared all over the internet, regardless of what the police are saying. I am personally offended that in a marijuana related forum, we do dishonorable acts to fellow consumers both medicinal and recreational. I know we dont have an offical creed...but this is not how to start one.

TO be absolute clear, "REZDOG" is a completely different person-entity than Greg. There is no relation what so ever, other than his last name has a phonetic sound of "rez" somewhere is a very chewy and polish last name. If anyone is willing to do the research, you can find on the WWW that this is true. However, Dont believe ME... THINK FOR YOURSELF.

Lastly, its not just greg thats fat, bald, bespectacled ....its most people in america...we are the feeding frenzy of the planet. Because of our tendancies to drift off into space while on the couch we have picked up this dogma, that we are all fat, bald, and getting fatter as consumers of cannabis. If your thinking is your better, or better off than anyone,ever.....you got a lot of learning to make up.

*Bad Karma, your attempt to appear as some childish and eccentric internet prosecutor is unnecessary and misleading. Not every opinion should be voiced, and obviously you need to get your front teeth knocked into your throat. Its pathetic to talk shit , about somebody you know nothing about. Especially behind a screen, in the end no body pays any respect to the opinion you just needed to share.

Spreading speculation ....priceless...
:peace::leaf:
 

Bad Karma

Well-Known Member
Like most things in life there is some truth and some lies in this.

*Bad Karma, your attempt to appear as some childish and eccentric internet prosecutor is unnecessary and misleading. Not every opinion should be voiced, and obviously you need to get your front teeth knocked into your throat. Its pathetic to talk shit , about somebody you know nothing about. Especially behind a screen, in the end no body pays any respect to the opinion you just needed to share.

Spreading speculation ....priceless...
:peace::leaf:
Okay, so what were the truths then?
Cause you forgot to mention what any of them were.

So if it's pathetic to talk shit about somebody you know nothing about, why are you talking shit about me?
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of your whole argument?
Shouldn't you have just risen above it from behind your screen?
Because in the end nobody pays any respect to the opinion you just needed to share.

Thanks for threatening to knock my teeth down my throat too :)
You're so aggressive, you're such a manly man, it makes me wonder how many times have you been somebody's good little prison bitch?
 

MixedMelodyMindBender

Active Member
Your actions have warranted a discussion involving your handle. I don't talk shit. I am not a person known to waste my words nor breathe. There is one lie in my statement and that is that of me wanting(simple stated desire,not a threat), to remove your front teeth. This is justified by your desire to smear someones picture( you know nothing about) across the www as if you work for the justice department. If you can't deduct what is the truth from that your on your own.

Like I said ...dont believe me, think for yourself. No one respects your opinions any more because of a need to voice every thought that comes through your nucleic waste you call a brain. More so, you have done our community a dishonorable act. Way to go stoner! I can't prove god exist but I know karma does, and I am sure that will reap you a heap of bad karma.

If I forgot to mention any facts, I would not have publicly stated I know Greg as a friend. I am not a member of this site to waste time, mine nor any one's.

A word of advice would be, discuss subject matter you actually know something about. Your not a genius, a scientist, nor a detective. Your a(digital) speculator at best in this subject matter.
 

Bad Karma

Well-Known Member
Like most things in life there is some truth and some lies in this.
If you don't waste your words, why can't you answer to your own opening statement that I asked you about.
So again, what were some of the truths?

BTW, I didn't sneak into Gregory's jail cell and snap that pic myself to slander him.
Its available and visible through multiple online media outlets, like most other mugshots.

Look, more proof:


From the Mr. Nice Seeds forum:

 

Capt. Stickyfingers

Well-Known Member
Greg Krzanowski is Rezdog. The day everyone found out Greg got busted this thread on cannabiscafe listed him as being owner of Reservoir seeds. It's been edited since then, but it was there, and I read it. http://www.cannabiscafe.net/foros/showthread.php/251997-%C3%8Dndice-del-hilo-sobre-criadores-y-bancos-de-cannabis And almost everywhere I look there is proof that Greg is Rez. Anyone can trademark a name as long as it's not taken yet. Rez jumped on the opportunity to get Chemdawg trademarked. I could have done it if I would have thought of it first, so could anyone else.
 

TheLastWood

Well-Known Member
I never read this thread again so never replied on the smell thing.

First off, stonedmeathead, don't ever fucking talk to me again on any forum or thread. You know I can't stand your dumb ass. So please just avoid me, like I do to you. What you say means so little to me, you might as well say nothing at all.

But for everyone else, In my original post, if you read it closesly, I didn't say "scent free" I said minimal. And I said "granted some strains just stink".

I stand by my story. Happy plants don't reek. Yes there are exceptions.

You KNOW things like, BUGS, HEAT, and obviously DRYING OUT, make plants smell more, so why wouldn't you believe a HAPPY (no bugs, good temps, etc) stinks less?

Common sense.

Stress does a lot of things to plants, forces nanners, effects yield + vigor, TRICHOME PRODUCTION.

I don't want to start an even deeper arguement but I will go so far as to say PLANT COMMUNICATION.
 

Eugenics

Active Member
Along with the Chemdog moniker, that "Greg" was registering, Greg filed for the copyrights for the Reservoir Seeds emblem/icon, you know, the Hunter S. Thompson-esqe pumping fist. Glenn Foster, aka El Presidente @ ICmag, aka Gypsy Nirvana, was bitching about people jumping on to post about Chemdog being busted. All the while, people were frantic asking about Rez and where the hell did he disappear to. Before the posting was yanked off, Gypsy said, "Don't come on here talking about Rezs' disappearance, and Chemdog being arrested. We don't need to have LEO connecting any dots, that they haven't already figured out themselves" He self-edited it shortly after....

Hmmmm....being told not to help connect dots, implies there are dots to that one may be able to connect.

I know Chemdog lived in Massachusetts, it has been mentioned on IC that Rez lived in Maine.

Why would Chemdog want Rez's emblem?

Since, I don't know what Rez looks like, I can't say with absolute positivity that they are really the same person. I see several pieces of circumstantial evidence. How about this, email that picture of Greg/Chemdog to Swerve at Cali Connection, and ask him " is this the fucker who owes you a Rolex... that would help confirm or deny the claim.

Do I believe they are, in fact, one of the same. Yes, I do, I think Chemdog and Rezdog are the same person.

A few reason to support my hypothesis:
1) Maine and Mass, damn close together on the East Coast.

2) Chemdog, the legendary 13 seeds, the clone only king, how much cash would he have raked in he opened a seed company? Who here wouldn't have wanted something from him if he was a breeder somewhere?

3) Elite Clone Only plants often are amazing phenotypes, it's very easy to pheno hunt a cultivar, and just not disclose the parents or provenance, one doesn't benefit by developing clone onlys and just handing them to everyone.

4) Almost every Chem elite clone based thing has a propensity to display intersex traits somewhere in the bloom cycle. It just so happens that almost all of Rezdogs gear is unstable and many do throw male flowers.

5) If you purchase seeds from Rez/Reservoir, and get very lucky, you will more than likely find something uber dank, worthy of an elite clone only title. When its good, it's damn good. Problem is, over half the pack will be ass. When it's bad, it's OMG-fucked unstable, intersexed up, bad.

6) Rez is very passive aggressive, sometimes overly aggressive, If the pic of Chemdog is Rez, that explains a lot really, he looks like a child molester, and he's tired of hearing about it. Rez is IC's cash cow, so he takes his frustration out on people there to make himself feel better for how he's treated in society.
 

duhdooj

Member
Rez & Chem are not the same person. Greg is actually a very common name. Chem is a lackadaisical moron who wanted attention for stumbling across some great seeds. Rez is a piece of shit. His "charities" are bullshit to sell more seeds. I've known Rez for 20 years and he has no loyalty to anyone but himself. Rez will bring down as many people as he can. He is motivated by greed. Plain & simple.
 

duhdooj

Member
Oh yeah! How could I forget? Rezdawg's name is Greg Semple! That should help with the shitty karma he carries. The IRS & a couplebof his buddies snitching on him are why he is "hiding." Anyone who knows their shit knows that this is the truth.
 

stonedmetalhead1

Well-Known Member
I never read this thread again so never replied on the smell thing.

First off, stonedmeathead, don't ever fucking talk to me again on any forum or thread. You know I can't stand your dumb ass. So please just avoid me, like I do to you. What you say means so little to me, you might as well say nothing at all.

But for everyone else, In my original post, if you read it closesly, I didn't say "scent free" I said minimal. And I said "granted some strains just stink".

I stand by my story. Happy plants don't reek. Yes there are exceptions.

You KNOW things like, BUGS, HEAT, and obviously DRYING OUT, make plants smell more, so why wouldn't you believe a HAPPY (no bugs, good temps, etc) stinks less?

Common sense.

Stress does a lot of things to plants, forces nanners, effects yield + vigor, TRICHOME PRODUCTION.

I don't want to start an even deeper arguement but I will go so far as to say PLANT COMMUNICATION.

LMFAO, I think your reasoning is anything but "common" sense. Do you even grow weed? Also the thing about stressing your plants promoting trichome production is a theory and one I don't agree with.

Here's some stress free plants that fucking reek and are dripping in resin all due to something called "genetics".




 
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