Retarded Animals

Total Head

Total Head

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i don't think there's a lot of retarded wild animals because they probably don't survive long, but domestic animals pass on their seed whether they're retarded or not.


do cats in the wild do this?




i do suppose that the nurturing environment of a domestic household brings out emotions and crap that the animals wouldn't have a chance to experience in the wild, so the so-called "emotional intelligence" of domesticated animals is probably higher.
 
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richinweed

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Metasynth said:
Well, that's jsut kind of the way cats work. They always have a "Fuck off, I don't need you...Now scratch my belly, slave" mentality. Where as dogs are usually more like "What can I do to please you master? I like kibble!"...Every now and then, you run across a dog who give you the ol' "Sure, we could do this, treat me with respect and I'll be a good friend for years to come"
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..thats so true, ive heard it put like this...you feed and care for a dog and it thinks your god...you do it for a cat and it thinks its god...
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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Seals are kind of stupid. I saw a clip on Nat Geo. Seals dive bombing great white sharks, for no other reason, apparently, but to annoy it. Can't find the clip but here is one of Jimmy, a human, swimming with a great white shark :)



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april

april

Pickle Queen
I actualy have a real retarded cat, she was born with part of her brain missing :( But she's incredible, she has taught me lessons that make me a better person, patience and understanding, and true love :)

Nothing loves u like a tard kitty


[video=youtube;mGl5693Yqpw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGl5693Yqpw&feature=related[/video] My cat was this bad, now she is a miracle, she jumps, runs and luvs life :)
 
Cut.Throat.

Cut.Throat.

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No retarded animals in the wild. Because they do what we should do. They let them die. One less pollutant in the gene pool.
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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Cut.Throat. said:
No retarded animals in the wild. Because they do what we should do. They let them die. One less pollutant in the gene pool.
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Yea we're pretty fucking stupid. As a kid I remember chasing snakes, I knew it was a snake but I needed to touch it. It's true man snakes will do anything to avoid a stupid human, snakes run and hide, they really do get a bum rap.
 
dank smoker420

dank smoker420

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Metasynth said:
I don't wanna get off subject, but did you know they only test for mad cow disease in the US if an animal is showing signs of a psychological disorder? They never take random samples and test cows, only if the cow is acting retarded. I mean, I sorta understand since it would be a big "waste" of money testing for something that is so rare, but then also, I'm totally horrified.
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yeah its pretty gross. mad cow disease is located in the brain and spinal cord. if that is getting into meat that is gross its self. other cows normally get it from eating a cow that has died from the disease which is now illegal in the US. but it can also be found in feed.
 
missnu

missnu

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Our neighbors when I was growing up had a German Shepherd that only ran to the left...so it would tear out of their house and then run and bark in ever elongated circles til it got closer and closer to the intruder/mailman/neighbor kid...they said it was a sweet dog, but would only turn left...what the hell causes that...I mean it looked like a dog with a short for real...
 
missnu

missnu

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Mad Cow Disease started because they were feeding the cows that died to the cows that were still alive...
They created cattle Cannibalism...never mind that cows are herbivorous and they were feeding them meat...
We now just irradiate all of our meat...
I mean instead of feeding the grazing animals grass...ground up bones and such are so much easier...never mind that you will never ever sustain a healthy cow on chicken feathers..
 
missnu

missnu

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april said:
I actualy have a real retarded cat, she was born with part of her brain missing :( But she's incredible, she has taught me lessons that make me a better person, patience and understanding, and true love :)

Nothing loves u like a tard kitty


[video=youtube;mGl5693Yqpw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGl5693Yqpw&feature=related[/video] My cat was this bad, now she is a miracle, she jumps, runs and luvs life :)
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Awwww....It can't keep it's tiny little balance...
 
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the large d

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are you kidding me you see them every day. I mean just look at the TV you will see millions of them. The only retards are the ones who don't flow in synchronicity with nature. *cough Humans cough *
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Cut.Throat. said:
No retarded animals in the wild. Because they do what we should do. They let them die. One less pollutant in the gene pool.
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I'm gonna disagree, Sympathy is found in animals daily. Fine if u ever have a disabled child just let it die, i'm sure u will sleep well at night.
Wow just wow. So not even true.

Idiots breed more idiots, the disabled ususaly have normal kids, guess ur gene pool is perfect eh luv ;) lol
 
Cut.Throat.

Cut.Throat.

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april said:
I'm gonna disagree, Sympathy is found in animals daily. Fine if u ever have a disabled child just let it die, i'm sure u will sleep well at night.
Wow just wow. So not even true.

Idiots breed more idiots, the disabled ususaly have normal kids, guess ur gene pool is perfect eh luv ;) lol
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Nothing is perfect. And you contradict yourself. You say idiots breed more idiots but in the same sentence you go on to say disabled usually have normal kids. Which is it?

And we're talking about retarded animals. Not a hippo saving a whatever that was.

You honestly believe if a pack of animals that had one that was slower then the rest they'd sacrifice themselves for the weakest one? That'd be stupid. Humans are stupid.

Nice attempt at insulting me "luv". You must not know enough about me to think I care what you say about me.

And yes if I ever have a retarded kid I'd give it up for adoption. If someone else wants to take care of it then go for it. But since 90% of babies with prenatal downs get aborted in western countries I doubt that option would come up anyway. So technically I'm right. We are already killing them off.
 
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