ridiculous craigslist posts...

CreepyStevie69

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...im having too much fun reading these. if you got some funny ones in your area copy and paste them. oh man im dying...:clap::lol:
 

CreepyStevie69

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"I want to take very intimate photographs of an attractive, young, naked, pregnant, white girl . The further along the better. I will pay you for the pictures, they are for my private enjoyment and will never be posted. I want to get with you afterwards. Must be able to host or I will pay for motel meet. Can drive if necessary. Let me know how many months you are and how much you want for the job. want Pic first e-mail but not a deal breaker. It's a plus if your boobs leak You know another cute girl to play in pix let me know. "

"I have 50 bucks, looking for vics or norcos, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee, if you can drop them by tonight text me 206-xxx-xxxx " the title for this one is "PLEASE drop off some painkillers to me tonight!" hahaha

"I'm looking to buy your panties. Reasonable please. I'm a normal college guy so hopefully you can be around my age. I would be looking to possibly have a quick in person exchange somewhere. I can't do anything online. Let me know if that's a problem or not. Should be an easy way to make something extra."
 

CreepyStevie69

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this girl is SKANKY!!

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Ebony cute, pregnant female wanting to be your breakfast this morning! J-u-i-c-y behind w/36DD chest, sure to leave you full and sastified! Email me with how you would like your breakfast and how generous you will be (Looking for VERY GENEROUS! WILL BE WELL WORTH IT!) and a pic so I know you are real, no 1 liners or you will not get a response.......Will not respond to messages only asking for pictures. Please be specific with wat you're looking for, if I'm a match I will send a pic and number...U MUST BE ABLE 2 HOST!!!!"
 

T0key

Active Member
Haha your name and avatar make me think you might have posted one of those ;)














Lol just teasing mate.... GOod post! :)
 

Johnney Herbz

Active Member
My friend posted on there to buy some bud and it worked, a "mobile medical marijuana" dispensary served him 3 grams under the table lol.
 
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