Dr.Pecker
Well-Known Member
My goal is to have a humerus thread about jokes. Story jokes, funny sayings or one liners. No copy and paste, pictures, gifs or memes. So this guy's speeding and goes by an overpass, next thing he knows a cop is pulling him over. Cop walks up to the car and asked "why are you in such a hurry". The man replies "well I'm late for work". The cop asks "what do you do for a living"? The man says "I'm a rectum stretcher". The cop says" rectum stretcher, how the hell does that work"? The man replies "well first you start with one finger on one hand and work in another finger on the other hand and pull it apart until you stretch it out to about 6 feet". Cop says "what? What do you do with a six foot asshole"? The man replies "you give him a radar gun and park him under the overpass".
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