"Where would Tina Turner be if she said, 'Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!' Rolling on the river, that's where she'd be!"
Dude just needs to be thrown in jail for a few days and made into Thunder Dick's sex slave. You know, get slapped around for a little bit

, get pounded in his rear

, and then have to lick jelly out of Thunder Dick's buttkiss-ass
Guarantee he'd never do anything wrong after that...
...and all apologies now for grossing you all out
