RIU "Dream Team"

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
I need garden boss to grow the monsters...



Single malt brings wise racism to the table..



Dynarider can be the drunk guy...



uncle buck can be our gay rights activist and he's also obviously going to help the african American community..



Bushleaguer can suck our dicks..


Snaps can sit in a chair and wait for us to ask him growing questions.



Chewberto can do whatever he wants as long as he's naked.




And finshaggy..yes finshaggy can trim and suck us up when Bushleaguer gets lock jaw..



If I didn't call you' try harder or I forgot..
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SnapsProvolone

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Just wondering, is this like all at the same time or whenever ya'll want it or once in a while or what?

Because I'm down, I just need to know so I can write it into my daily schedule or whatever...


Here's a pic of me dressed as a woman in my driveway just so you all can see what yer getting:

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We'll put it down as a tentative weekly appointment. ;)
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
@Clayton Bigsby mayor or possibly religious leader
@Hookabelly for entertainment
@sunni for mediation
@cannabineer for kindness and fun
@Singlemalt for distillation
@Metasynth for reservoir changes
@Grandpapy for hugs
@lahadaextranjera for hydro
@ebgood for genetics and couch
@Sativied more genetics
@racerboy71 seed man
@SOMEBEECH and @roseypeach for smiles
@GreatwhiteNorth keeping us afloat
@hydrotech364 UXB detail
@doublejj because you need a medic who can also snipe
@UncleBuck because we need about a pound
@KLITE for the jamon
@bu$hleaguer GOOD FOOD!
@chewberto because someone has to wrangle the dumpsters
@Ninjabowler because we need perimeter security
@dirtsurfr because he has the chair concession
@a senile fungus ATLS team (cowboy decomp, 2 fingers up and 3 fingers back you're good to go).
@420God for that 4 wheeler he has (GWN please add a decent brass catcher?)
@Indagrow cause he has another 4 wheeler, so we can watch him and @420God race yeah!!!!! That would be tough who would you bet on? inda for the experience but I bet 420 has some real ju ju and pigs... so I think we've evened the odds... I'd pay to watch THAT one LOL

the shaggy can be towed as a target behind whoever's four wheeler wins and @see4 because we'll need guns and ammo for the towed target :)

@Carne Seca for for stories by the fire.
 

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
Just wondering, is this like all at the same time or whenever ya'll want it or once in a while or what?

Because I'm down, I just need to know so I can write it into my daily schedule or whatever...


Here's a pic of me dressed as a woman in my driveway just so you all can see what yer getting:

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You're not a slave you're on the dream team..you can choose when we get blown..I guess the true job title is the controller of orgasmic explosions..im also going to need Annie and cannabeer..they are the brains of the operation.. we are also going to need some muscle so Pm me your cock pics and I'll pick the strongest looking one!
 

Ninjabowler

Well-Known Member
@Clayton Bigsby mayor or possibly religious leader
@Hookabelly for entertainment
@sunni for mediation
@cannabineer for kindness and fun
@Singlemalt for distillation
@Metasynth for reservoir changes
@Grandpapy for hugs
@lahadaextranjera for hydro
@ebgood for genetics and couch
@Sativied more genetics
@racerboy71 seed man
@SOMEBEECH and @roseypeach for smiles
@GreatwhiteNorth keeping us afloat
@hydrotech364 UXB detail
@doublejj because you need a medic who can also snipe
@UncleBuck because we need about a pound
@KLITE for the jamon
@bu$hleaguer GOOD FOOD!
@chewberto because someone has to wrangle the dumpsters
@Ninjabowler because we need perimeter security
@dirtsurfr because he has the chair concession
@a senile fungus ATLS team (cowboy decomp, 2 fingers up and 3 fingers back you're good to go).
@420God for that 4 wheeler he has (GWN please add a decent brass catcher?)
@Indagrow cause he has another 4 wheeler, so we can watch him and @420God race yeah!!!!! That would be tough who would you bet on? inda for the experience but I bet 420 has some real ju ju and pigs... so I think we've evened the odds... I'd pay to watch THAT one LOL

the shaggy can be towed as a target behind whoever's four wheeler wins and @see4 because we'll need guns and ammo for the towed target :)

@Carne Seca for for stories by the fire.
Im just a bitch compared to see4 and clayton. Ive hung out with both those guys and they are scary mother fuckers. Im going to see see4 again in febuary. Hes a fucking riot.
Soo i cant take that position, but ill take any position you want me to take for you ;) :lol:
 

Ninjabowler

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Cool, thanks bro, that means a lot. I had to stick the dildo on the glass and then have a friend take the pic from inside the garage so I'm glad it came out good.
The way yours sucking that rubber penis really brings out your jawline and accentuates your cheek bones. Its a flattering look for you. Are you thinking this years riu christmas card worthiness? ....oh shit, that would make a killer thread.:idea:
 

Ninjabowler

Well-Known Member
The way yours sucking that rubber penis really brings out your jawline and accentuates your cheek bones. Its a flattering look for you. Are you thinking this years riu christmas card worthiness? ....oh shit, that would make a killer thread.:idea:
We could vote on the winner. Id guess chuck would win.
 
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