OscarLaGrouch
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sorry whats a B
BBC?
RIU is a sausage fest
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mr sunshine
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Yea its true men have pee pees
mr sunshine
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Bbc is a big black cock......
OscarLaGrouch
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oh haha. look if you guys need me to vet these girls for you I know how to do it. I live in LA. I see drag queens in WeHo all the time.
WARNING SIGNS OF A TS:
adams apple?
big knuckles?
crotch always coyly hidden?
pronounced brow?
way too much makeup?
OBVIOUS wig?
upper arms always covered?
if not, it's probably (gasp) a REAL, HOT FEMALE. (omg!)
you just can't accept that she might actually be a hot girl, so you flame her just to be on the safe side.
so fucking sad.
and stupid.
WARNING SIGNS OF A TS:
adams apple?
big knuckles?
crotch always coyly hidden?
pronounced brow?
way too much makeup?
OBVIOUS wig?
upper arms always covered?
if not, it's probably (gasp) a REAL, HOT FEMALE. (omg!)
you just can't accept that she might actually be a hot girl, so you flame her just to be on the safe side.
so fucking sad.
and stupid.
OscarLaGrouch
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FFS you guys can sex an organism in a totally different phyllogenetic kingdom but you can't even sex members of your own species?
Plantae: Cannabis Sativa
Animalia: Homo Sapien
Plantae: Cannabis Sativa
Animalia: Homo Sapien
The Outdoorsman
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People make fake accounts all the time posing as women using real pictures. THAT is fucking sad and stupid. Fairly common around here. Hell of a lot more common than a bikini model poppin in.
OscarLaGrouch
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ok I agree. that IS sad and stupid.
first off, can anybody tell me why a guy would do that? I don't get it.
#2, at some point it has to become difficult to keep coming up with more and more pics of the same girl, right?
#3 I saw a thread somewhere that they made the girl take a pic and hold up a certain number of fingers. try that.
OscarLaGrouch
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the threads I have seen all involved what I determined to be legit females that were getting a ration of shit about everything.
maybe you can point me to one of these sausage wielder threads so I can see what you mean.
maybe you can point me to one of these sausage wielder threads so I can see what you mean.
The Outdoorsman
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Don't got to be worried if your chick has a bigger dick than you where I'm from.
Sadly a common way for a chick to validate herself. A pic with a sign in it. Which smaher did later on to prove it was her. I owe her an apology if she comes back.
I'm not going to dig for you, but the "shitter" chick in the UK grower thread had a lot of people going. Not sure if this is true but Rainbowbrite was always in question. Rainman pretended to be dating a pornstar before he was outed. InstantCoffee was fuckin with people for a few days as a chick but that was obvious. Point is this shit happens. Stick around for awhile before you start judging.
OscarLaGrouch
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ok thanks for the heads up. I come here for the grow info so I probably miss all the chicks with dicks chatter.
I just think it's fucked up to punish an innocent party for the sins of others. this thread is about why there are so few women on here and I suspect its because of this shit.
OscarLaGrouch
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read the instant coffee thread. pretty fucking hilarious but harmless. only one post from IC tho so not a true test of trollism.
The Outdoorsman
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Just ran across this.
Naw, I was just playin'. I was a sexy guitar player, then a fat chick. Now I'm a midget.
Cool thing about the internets, you can be whoever you want to be.
OscarLaGrouch
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yeah, I searched all the names you dropped but didn't seem to find the pot of gold. I better just call my mom. I'm a good boy who respects his mother (and all women after her unless they show they are not deserving of respect).
tip top toker
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I already bagged myself some RIU snooky. As have others. What's taking the rest of you so long? 
mr sunshine
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U fucked a riu member?
OscarLaGrouch
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whew! I was starting to think I was the only dude here who could pull REAL WOMEN from the internet or REAL LIFE.I already bagged myself some RIU snooky. As have others. What's taking the rest of you so long?
SpaaaceCowboy
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Change your avatar, and you could too
The Outdoorsman
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Haven't you heard? Tip Top is totally horse cock. Let's just say they do it "doggy/wolf style."
Chicks with dicks aren't "REAL WOMEN."
OscarLaGrouch
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I'm not pulling those; I'm culling those.
I have a checklist and a discerning eye for legit feminine attributes/behaviors not the pretended/painted on/bolted on/store bought kind. Just can't believe I'm the only one here.
OscarLaGrouch
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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