Rock Paper Scissors

TomDoobily

Active Member
Paper is infinite. Once it is cut there is two of it to deal with. Cut one of the two to make 3 all up and so on. Then try dealing with 100 papers coming at you.

Cutting so many would blunt the scissors eventually so paper beats scissors when they cannot cut anymore.

Rock smashes the blunt scissors the same way it always has.

The 100s of bits of paper easily cover or somehow paper cut rock to tiny pieces which eventually would turn it to sand.

DONE
well if were assuming that paper can be multiple entities, then surely the scissors can be made from some sort of mega alloy, like space metal. What if the rock was something like slate, where if you cut it to tiny pieces it would be even more deadly because slate can be really sharp.
 

Skordakis

Well-Known Member
well if were assuming that paper can be multiple entities, then surely the scissors can be made from some sort of mega alloy, like space metal. What if the rock was something like slate, where if you cut it to tiny pieces it would be even more deadly because slate can be really sharp.
lmfao lets not morph the game in to something its not, ur hand resembles the size of everything, the rock the paper and scissors , but now it is rock firecracker and scissors.
 

Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
Rock will smash your hand to pieces, and scissors will also cut it up. The game is NOT "what will rock, paper (now firecracker), or scissors do to your hand?" It's just the three things.

Death by a thousand paper cuts. <shudder>
 

raeman1990

Well-Known Member
firecracker would blow your hand off. then it's game over for everyone. =/
HAHA FUNNY AS SHIT!!!

i can imagine all of us blowing up our hands, or cutting them, or smashing fingers with rocks,,,,,

and FDD is standing back 20ft for safety, laughing and smoking a blunt... haha
 

raeman1990

Well-Known Member
OH YES!!!! i forgot to add:

i also believe that paper can't overcome rock in any form. i mean really?

have you ever been hit with a rock covered in paper? I have, it hurts all the same as a rock NOT covered in paper.... All the paper does is keep the rock a little cleaner
 

jessiekay77

Well-Known Member
how bout cat mouse dog.
cat eats mouse
dog attacks cat.
mouse and dog share some cheese :)

(sounded better in my head i suppose.)
 

Big P

Well-Known Member
how about rock beats scissors and hammer beats rock, but then scissors beats hammer cuz they cut your hand off?


....hmmm but i guess scissors could cut your hand off if you had rock too?


.....this is a mind bender
 

Pumert

Well-Known Member
OMFG o juh hd a revelation er watever its called

well thanks to my good freind mary jane i had an urge to randomly go thru my old shyte nd i found my oldskewl gameboy and pokemon game

soooo... how about charmander squirtell bulbasor?? er just fire water tree

Thank you Toke' mon

GOTTA SMOKE EM ALL TOKE'MON!!
 
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