Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

Is Ron Paul a turtle fucker?

  • Yes, the man is constantly humping shells

    Votes: 26 20.2%
  • Yes, but in moderation

    Votes: 6 4.7%
  • He has fucked turtles in the past, but not anymore

    Votes: 6 4.7%
  • He fucked a turtle once, but did not inhale

    Votes: 11 8.5%
  • Ron Paul has never fucked a turtle

    Votes: 29 22.5%
  • I like turtles

    Votes: 51 39.5%

  • Total voters
    129

beardo

Well-Known Member
Ron Paul is winning the majority of voters
All these polls and all the news coverage is bullshit
I'm sure Ron Paul is getting at least 65%
The other 40% would go to Obama with 5% split between Romney and Newt and Perry
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
Ron Paul is winning the majority of voters
All these polls and all the news coverage is bullshit
I'm sure Ron Paul is getting at least 65%
The other 40% would go to Obama with 5% split between Romney and Newt and Perry
reality hits you hard, bro.
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
reality hits you hard, bro.
Reality is that Ron Paul has the support of the vast majority of Americans and most of those who don't support him just havent heard him
No one likes the clowns they talk about- It's Paul vs Obama, anything else is propaganda
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
Reality is that Ron Paul has the support of the vast majority of Americans and most of those who don't support him just havent heard him
No one likes the clowns they talk about- It's Paul vs Obama, anything else is propaganda
 

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member
this shall be the official thread for discussing whether or not ron paul (r, tx-14) fornicates with turtles.

i happen to hold the view that he has practiced tortoise fucking in the past, but would not entertain the idea nowadays unless the mood was just right and the turtle has a shell that is just right.

we may also sidebar into discussions of whether or not man-turtle love should be illegal, whether we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting or allowing turtle fornication for humans, and crazy conspiracy theories such as ron paul flying to the galapagos and the black sand beaches of hawaii to mate with turtles in their protected habitats.


I know that this thread was created before you where a mod but aren't we supposed to be neutral.


I know we can talk in other threads but Ron Paul fucks turtles come on man.... o well as long as his name comes up its advertisement right lol


Ron Paul 2012. :)
 

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member
unfortunately Ron Paul is the only candidate that would beat Obama.. If he got the primary votes he would get the republican vote pulse most of the moderate democrats..

This is why i vote for him because he is the only one who can win. while he versus other GOP candidates that stand no chance against Obama lol..... but chillien at the same level as michele bachmann tells me Obama will have another term...
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
Reality is that Ron Paul has the support of the vast majority of Americans and most of those who don't support him just havent heard him
No one likes the clowns they talk about- It's Paul vs Obama, anything else is propaganda
haha, you're cute.

ron paul CONSISTENTLY gets about 8% in poll after poll.

his last revolution got less votes than alan keyes.

:sleep:
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
The polls are fixed
Do you ever meet people who are talking about how right on Perry is or how much they support Romney?
Go to a coffee shop and ask which politicians people support- you will see that Ron Paul reigns supreme, no ones talking about how great Newts books were-
The only people who like these other turds are other politicians
 

budlover13

King Tut
I know that this thread was created before you where a mod but aren't we supposed to be neutral.


I know we can talk in other threads but Ron Paul fucks turtles come on man.... o well as long as his name comes up its advertisement right lol


Ron Paul 2012. :)
Not imo. No neutrality needed. Just follow the rules of logical debate.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
its actually around 20%

newt has 40%

Romney has 35%
The polls are fixed
Do you ever meet people who are talking about how right on Perry is or how much they support Romney?
Go to a coffee shop and ask which politicians people support- you will see that Ron Paul reigns supreme, no ones talking about how great Newts books were-
The only people who like these other turds are other politicians
you guys live in fantasy land

realclearpolitics.com
 

budlover13

King Tut
Ron Pauls Drop in the Polls always comes as People Learn what he stands for

Its Like getting a Date with a Super Model
You are all excited until you find out she has Syphillis, herpes And used to be a Man
Boy! You sure are funny Duke. As his support continues to grow.
 
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