I hope you dont live near a school.... Would be a drag being on the sex offenders list, having to knock on every door in the neighborhood "hey its me D the sex offender, just had to let you know I live around you and your kids. But I only bang pumpkins, so... you know. Okay, yeah, well. Hey! I'll see you next Halloween at the block party. You guys put jack-o-lanterns on display, don't you? I like jack-o-lanterns.... mmmm.... they have pretty mouths... and they squeal like a stuck pig when you do them... mmm... sexy ass little squash bitches.... Okay! See you around neighbor!"