The Ebola Monkeyman seems to be one of the first to have taken this sport to its present level, I've toyed with playing the word game with these dirtbags on occasion and at present have a "Chinese banker" on the hook.
It seems if I play my cards right I will get to head back over to Med's "how rich are you" thread and upgrade my wealth status so he can rail against yet another "elitist righty".
Here's the web link, check out the master at work.
Enjoy.
　
http://ebolamonkeyman.com/index.html
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Original Email) 11/1
From the office of: Dr.Peter Aka(C.B.N)
Private EMAIL
cbn_updatektt@post.com)
Personal Number:234 80 33007631.
ATTN:BENEFICIARY CONTRACTOR :
NOTE: THE INFORMATION IN THIS MESSAGE AND IN ANY ATTACHMENTS, CONTAINS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION AND IS INTENDED SOLELY FOR THE ATTENTION AND USE OF THE NAMED ADDRESSEE (S). IT MUST NOT BE DISCLOSED TO ANY PERSON(S) WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION. IF YOU ARE NOT THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, OR A PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR DELIVERING IT TO THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO AND MUST NOT, DISCLOSE, COPY,DISTRIBUTE, OR RETAIN THIS MESSAGE OR ANY PART OF IT.
RE: UNPAID CONTRACT SUM
After waiting to hear from you or your Nigeria partners for a long time now, I decided to make this direct approach to you in other not to let it be as if I have anything in mind against you. I do not know if you have asked yourself why each time the release of these fund is approved, all of a sudden, the payment will be stopped or one problem or the other will come up. If you have not asked this question or you do not know, this is an opportunity for me to tell you.
Some time ago, your Nigerian friend I mean the people that introduced you to the project approached me through my dear Wife who works with the federal Ministry of Finance and requested me to assist them conclude a money transfer deal they had with you, they requested me to assist them by removing the original contractors name, companys name and bank particulars from Central bank of Nigeria (CBN) vetting computer and replacing them with your name and your bank details in order to make you appear as the rightful beneficiary of this funds. I agreed on condition that they will pay me $100,000 as soon as your name appears as the beneficiary.I did as agreed and demanded to be paid but your friends started telling me stories. They even told me that you promise to send money to me. Do you know that up till now, I have not received a single cent from them and have not set my eyes on any of them.
Based on their attitude, I decided to stop the funds release movement because I cannot be denied of my right in my own office considering the risk as it might affect my job. Secondly, I know the source of the funds and you did not execute any contract in
Nigeria, although I am the only person privileged to know this information and it is a fact. Why I am making this clear to you is that I can see that you are still making efforts spending money in order to conclude this project. Now I am ready to forget the past, I do not need the $100,000 any longer from you but a share of 25% of the total sum. I need your assurance that those your colleagues will be totally keep out of this transaction, I know that none of them is aware of this transaction after trying their best to conclude it without my consent.
Finally, I need your promise that no official of the
Central bank of Nigeria will be aware of my involvement in this regard. Now re-assure me that you will be willing to offer me the 25% of the fund, that you will assist my wife and personal assistant to establish a foreign account in your country where my share will be lodged.
If you are ready to conclude this business with me, you can contact me immediately on (EMAILcbn_updatektt@post.com).
so that we can have chat over this issue once and for all so that we can move forward. But if the reverse is the case, do not bother yourself to reach me.
Regards, DR. Peter Aka
DIRECTOR (K.T.T UNIT) C.B.N.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/4)
Hello Peter Aka,
I received your email but I think it was a mistake. My name is Tiffany and I live in California. Sorry if this was not for me but if there is some way I can help you, let me know.
XOXO
Tiffany Mynx
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov.
Dear Tiffany Minx,
Thanks very much for your kind message,and on your acceptance to assist in this transaction.As you have seen through my message where i work,such a sensitive possition in the Apex Bank of the federation.
Yes we can work together and you can be of an assistance to us.But first let me have your private mobile phone and fax numbers to enhance our communication.
Here is my direct phone number 234 1 7754554.or 234 8037218281.please call me immediately as soon as you received this mail for us to finalize, also please your Bank particulars will be highly needed to enable us secure fresh approval on behalf of your name.
Expecting your urgent response.
Best Regards.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/
Dear Peter Aka,
Thank you for the message. The best way to reach me is through email as I am on the road all the time. I work in the adult entertainment industry. I log on all the time from my laptop so don?t hesitate to write. You can trust me with this transaction as I am a woman of high morals.
XOXO
Tiffany Mynx
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Adult Entertainment Industry & high morals, see the irony? He won't.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 12)
DEAR MR TIFFANY MINX,
THANKS YOUR MESSAGE.I AM HONESTLY SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN REPLYING YOUR MESSAGE.I WAS OUT OF STATION ON OFFICIAL ENGAGEMENT.I AM HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE PRIVATE PERSON,SAME LIKE ME. BECAUSE OF MY POSITION THAT I'M PRESENTLY OCCUPLYING. FURTHER EXPLANATION/ADDITIONAL INFORMATION YOU MAY WISH TO KNOW ARE.I AM PETER AKA,I WORK WITH KTT/TELEX DEPT OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.I ALSO HEAD THE TREASURY SECTION.IAM FROM THE NORTHERN PART OF THE COUNTRY THAT IS HIGHLY DOMINATED BY MOSLEMS,BUT IT HAPPENS THAT I COME A CHRISTIAN HOME IN JOS PLATEUE
STATE.THIS IS MY 12YEARS OF SERVICE WITH THE APEX BANK.
I AM MARRIED WITH THREE CHILDREN,MY FIRST SON IS IN THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS,MY SECOND SON IS ABOUT TO ENTER AND MY DAUGTHER IS STILL IN COLLEGE.IAM 45 YEARS OF AGE.I WILL SEND YOU MY PICTURE AS WE PROGRESS.
NOW TO THE TRANSACTION,THIS MONEY IS $25.6MILLION THAT ME AND MY COLLEAGUES WORKING WITH ME DISCOVERED THAT WAS FLOATING IN THE BANK,WE STARTED ON THE ARRANGEMENT TO MOVE THE MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY,WHICH HAVE PERFECTED.WE WANT YOU NOW TO RECIEVE THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF AND HELP US INVEST IT INTO ANY PROFITABLE BUSINESS THAT YOU MAY DEEM FIT.WE PLAN MOVING THE
MONEY OUT IN CASH THROUGH DIPLOMATIC CHANNEL TO ONE OF THESE AFRICAN COUNTRIES,FROM THERE YOU CAN OPEN A DOMICILLARY ACCOUNT AND THEN TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACC,ANY WHERE YOU WISH.WE WILL ALSO SIGN AN AGGREEMENT WITH YOU.
I WILL GIVE DETAILS,YOU MAY WISH TO KNOW WHEN I GET YOUR MESSAGE.
THANK YOU ,
DR PETER AKA.
THANK
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: If he responds to this next email, we know we are dealing with a card carrying idiot.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/13)
Wow, that certainly is a mouthful. No pun intended. Well, I guess I should tell you a little about me.
Date of Birth: 10/10/1971
Given name: Shannon Cummings (Tiffany Mynx/Minx is my stage/acting name but that's what I prefer to be called)
Birth place: Upland, California, USA
Height: 5 ft. 3 in.
Measurements: 34D-23-36
Hobbies: Fishing
Marital status: Divorced; two sons
I mainly dance now instead of making movies. I'm not a real religious person.
Let me tell you how I got to where I am today. I was doing okay as a stripper but there was so much competition. Until one day one of my driver/bodyguards called and to tell me that he worked on movie sets part time. He went on to tell me that my girlfriend and I should stop by the studio because they needed a couple of extra girls and I could make some good money. I said, "sure." So there I was, in a room full of girls. There was a door in the room that would open, and they would call us in one at a time. When it was my turn, I was walked into a room with a man sitting behind a desk. He asked me to take off my clothes. He told me he liked me and wanted me for the job. Now he mentions to me that he wants me to do two sex scenes. I couldn't believe it, I didn't know what to do or what I should do. Well, you guessed it. I did the job and they called me back again the next week for another gig. My first movie was, "The D.J." and the second picture was called, "The Good the Bad and the Horny." Both movies were shot for V.C.A.. I worked with Tony Tedeshi both times and we became friends. He asked me what agency I worked for, and I couldn't answer because I had no idea there were agencies in the adult film industry. He took me to my first agency and it was there that I meet all sorts of important directors, producers, and other people. Suddenly I was working all the time and I felt really good about myself. I felt alive, beautiful energetic and sexy. It was the first time in my life I had good money, a job and some self-respect. Do you know what I mean? Since then I've starred in over 1000 movies. Anyway, what was it like growing up Christian in a Muslim area? I've always wanted to go to Nigeria to see the Eiffel Tower and all those crazy kangaroos that are always up to their zany tricks. I hear the French can be really rude. Do you snow Ski?
You said your son goes to THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS. Do they have a football team? What are they ranked in the BCS? Is it a party school? I think Van Wilder went the THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS. Are your other two children going there? Or will they go to Stanford, Harvard, or Brigham Young University? Maybe they could go to ass-clown school or something. Don't mind me, I'm a nosey person. I've attached a recent photo of me at a wet t-shirt contest that I won at Flash Dancers.
Talk to you soon,
Tiffany Minx
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Not only did he respond, he put it in italics. Tiffany's picture must have knocked him sideways.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 14)
Dear Tiffany M,
Thanks very much for your mail that explained little about yourself. Iam very happy to know little about yourself. Shannon i must confess that you are such a pretty and sexy looking woman that know man would like to miss. I like you for been open to me and i quite appreciate it.
Now let me tell you something about this transaction that i would like you to take serious.we have perfected every arrangement for sucessful conclution of this transaction,no risk involved. All has been taken care off.we have agreed with colleagues to invest this money into film production possibily to build a big STUDIO for you to manage on our behalf untill we resign from our positions.we will compensate with 15% of the total amount,for all the committement, like travelling to the agreed venue and every other expenses that you will make.
pls let know serious you are to do this transaction with us.let me have your private telephone numbers to enhance our communication.my phone is 234 80 3721 82 81, pls i will you to call me. I will let you have my picture on next mail to you.
pls keep this transaction secret.
urgently expecting your reply.
DR PETER AKA.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 16)
DEAREST SHANNON,
I HOPE GOT MY MAIL OF 14TH ? PLS I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. I BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY. EVERYTHING IS READY. EXPECTING TO KNOW YOUR POSITION.
REGARDS TO YOUR SONS.
PETER AKA.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Lets see if I can freak him out.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/1
Dear Peter AKA,
Thank you for your beautiful responses. Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. I was on location filming a movie. It is to be called "All Holes Filled (The K-Y Connection). It will feature a lot of DP's, facials, farts and dwarfs. It was a blast. I have another film that I will be shooting this week called "Black Cock, White HO HO HO." Obviously, we are aiming for a holiday theme. Should be buckets of fun.
I read your email and I have no idea what you are talking about. Remember, I'm a BLONDE. What traveling venue are you talking about?
I hope to talk to you soon. Oh, one more question. You always sign your name Peter AKA. I assume the AKA means Also Known As. What are you also know as? I figure it's something like Peter AKA Big Willie Style or something. Please let me know because my curiosity has gotten the best of me.
To Infinity and Beyond,
Tiffany M.
PS - Are you really a doctor? If so, can you tell me what the best medicine is for Wynonaryder Syndrome.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Nope, no freaking him out. After the last two emails, I knew I could say anything.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 1
Dear Tiffany M
Thanks for your mail .It is well understood. I know you are very busy person,but please i want to appeal to you attention on this transaction. It is all about money that we want invest through you,the arrangement to move the funds have been concluded, we are waiting to get a good response from you. We are saying that there will be need for us to meet in country with much financial restriction,so that we can sign some agreement with you and hand over the money for purpose.
Iam not a medical doctor i do not know the medicine for that.
Pls take this transaction seriously. you can call me on my private # 234 80 3721 8281 for further discusion on this matter.
Expecting to hear from you soon.
My regards to the boys.
DR Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/1
Dear Peter AKA (?),
Oh, I see. I do take this transaction seriously but maybe I'm not the one who could help you. I don't just get into business transactions over three emails. I know what you are thinking; "She doesn't get into business transactions on the first email but she will have sex on film with complete strangers. What's the big deal?" Business transactions are personal, porn isn't. Now I don't know what it's like in Nigeria and maybe that's why everyone thinks the french are so rude but we do things different here. There is a little thing in the business world we like to call foreplay. For Jimmy?s sake, I don't even have a picture of you yet. What country are we supposed to meet in? Am I supposed to go to Nigeria? Who is this "we" you keep talking about?
You need to build trust, not demand it. Get to know one another. El Comprende?
Hasta La Vista,
Tiffany M
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 19)
DEAR TIFFANY M.
THANKS FOR MAIL. IAM NOT TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS WITH BUSINESS, IT IS DUE THE SITUATION OF THINGS HERE IN THE COUNTRY AS WE HAVE ENTERED INTO LAST FISCAL YEAR . WE WANT TO CONCLUDE IT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR,BECAUSE ALREADY HAVE TENDERED OUR RESIGNATION LETTER AS YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE CIVIL SERVANTS.
DEAR TIFFANY,I WOULD LIKE US TO WORK WITH UNDERSTANDING TO ACHIEVE SUCESS AT THIS POINT IN TIME. PLS I SUGGEST WE MEET IN ACCRA IN GHANA , WHERE YOU WILL CAN COMFORTABLY OPEN A DOMICILLARY ACCOUNT THEN TRANSFER IT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT,THIS IS TO AVOID ANY TRACE OF THE FUNDS. I WILL SEND YOU MY PICTURE SOME THIS WEEK.
PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR PRIVATE PHONE # TO ENHANCE OUR COMMUNICATION AND GET MORE FAMILIAR.
HERE IS MY PHONE# 234 80 3721 8281.PLS CALL ME ANY TIME. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS WE CAN DO TOGETHER. EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS TO THE BOYS.
DR PETER AKA.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/19)
Dear Peter AKA (?),
Sorry for the misunderstanding. I think it's the language barrier. Your grasp of the English language is about as strong as my four year old's handshake. It's more like the English they speak in England. It's too bad I don't speak Africanese, although I did date a black guy once and he taught me Ebonics. I think meeting ACCRA IN GHANA would be a good idea. I've never been there. Please answer the following questions about ACCRA IN GHANA so I have a better understanding of the area.
1. How is the water skiing? Growing up in California, I'm an avid water skier and my dream is to water ski in every country.
2. I think GHANA has mostly a Jewish population. What exactly is the %?
3. Is it anywhere near Mogadishu? If so, I don't think I should go there. I saw Black Hawk Down and I don't think they would take to kindly to a blond white girl. Know what I mean?
4. Are there any warlords in Ghana?
5. Is the Ebola virus and monkey rampant in Ghana?
6. What is the nightlife like? Clubs, bars, disco, spas, s & m shops, etc...
7. Is the weather hot or cold during this time of year?
8. Can you obtain a filming permit? It would be interesting to shoot a movie over there. Do you know any male porn stars? Do they even have an adult movie industry in Ghana?
Please let me know the answers to these questions. I am awaiting your photo. It would be cool if you could take the picture while you were holding a sign that says "Hello, Tiffany Mynx." Will you do that for me?
Best regards,
Tiffany M
PS - I think you are right, there is a lot we can do together.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: The amazing thing about being a hot chick is that you can say whatever you want, no matter how offensive, and get away with it. If I was a 40 year old man, he would have been pissed.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 22)
DEAREST TIFFANY M,
I HONESTLY APPOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY IN REPLYING YOUR MAIL.I WAS OUT OF MY STATION ON OFFICIAL DUTY. IT IS REALLY A LANGUAGE BARRIER, YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE COLONIZED BY BRITISH. I HAVE SEEN YOUR QUESTION, I HAVE CARRIED OUT SOME INVESTIGATION IN ORDER TO GIVE YOU AN ACCURATE ANSWERS. I MUST GET BACK TO YOU WITH ANSWERS AND MY PICTURE OVER THE WEEKEND. MY REGARDS TO THE BOYS. HOPING TO MEET WITH YOU SOON.
THANK YOU.
DR PETER AKA.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/22)
Dear DR PETER AKA (?),
Sounds good. I know what it is like to be busy. I'm dancing tonight at Show Girls, than I am working a convention on Saturday. I will be busy too. I'm anxious to hear the answers to my questions.
Your honkey,
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 25)
Dearest Tiffany M.
How was the dancing over the weekend? I believe it was a nice one. In addition to my last mail,here are the answers to your question.
1 There are water skiers in Ghana , we have this Altantic ocean that pass through the west African region.so there are a lot of good water you can ski when you come.
2 Ghana is not mostly populated by Jewish,i dont think if is up to 10%Jews.
3 Ghana is very far from mogadishu, Ghana is in the west african region, while mogadishu is somewhere in the east of africa. very close to somalia. they are not close at all. The black hawk guys are very kind to white blonds, you are in safe hands. there are alot of white blonds tourist in accra.
4 There are no war lords in Ghana, the country has been peaceful since1957 they got their independence from Britain.
5 There is no ebola virus in Ghana at all,and monkies are not rampant.You can find this ebola virus and monkies in places like Kenya,Uganda and Tanzania east of africa.
6 Wonderful night life,good night clubs, good bars, african ladies night. you will not believe what you will see, african ladies getting wild and dancing nude.you need to see it, it is an exciting action.
7 Weather in this time of year in Ghana is warm but not too hot,what i may call warm my be too hot for you.You can have sun birth.
Yes, i can obtain a filming permit on special arrangement, if you really want to shoot a film in Ghana, i can get you the cost of the permit and finalize it before your arrival.
I dont know any porn star,as you know that i am not in show business, but i have friend tall and lanky a sex machine, he can make woman go crazy with his dick. You know that everyafrica man is full of actions.
There is an adult movie industry in Ghana, i will get the address before you come.These informations are authentic and correct, after much investigation.
Pls i want know when likely for you to be in Ghana? pls let me have your private phone#.you can at any time on this # 234 80 3721 8281.To enable finalize with every arrangement that has to do with the funds.
It has been difficult for me to attach my photo because the server is very slow, i will try again tomorrow.
Thank you.
My regards to the boys.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/26)
Dear Peter AKA (?)
Thank you for the email. My dancing was good this weekend until I slipped off the stage and sprained my ankle. You see, I do this show with another girl and we use baby oil and that can make the floor slippery. Anyway, I'm glad you answered all my questions. From what you have told me, Ghana sounds a lot like Kentucky. I'm not sure when I can make it there. I have to look at my schedule. When do you think the best time is to come out?
How is your wife? I hope all is well.
Tell Sex Machine I said hi. He sounds like he would be good for a movie. Does he screw other guys? It would be cool to make a movie in Ghana were Sex Machine gets pumped by a big African guy and an American white girl. We could call it "The Violation of Sex Machine." Please ask him.
Anxiously waiting for your photo?
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 2
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your message. I was away to Ghana to finalize things. How is your sprained ankle? i hope you are getting better. i wish you quick recovery. The sex machine guy is fine, he does screw guys but ready to act sex movie in Ghana. I spoke to the officer in Ghana for the permit he woks for Ghana ministry of ARTS and CULTURE, he said it is possible, if we are ready to pay for it.
Please there is need for us to conclude this transaction before the this year comes to an end. So it is very important you come this time around,try fix this into your tight programme. Everybody is okay including my wife. Here is my personal picture where iam resting in my office plus a group picture with my follower directors of the APEX BANK.
My regards to the boys. Hoping meeting with you soon.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Let's see how far we can push Sex Machine before he says "screw that."
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (12/2)
Dear Dr Peter Aka (?),
Thanks for the message. Tell Sex Machine to get ready! We are going to violate his ass, big time. His scene will involve a really big black dude nicknamed The Hammer, a big rubber dildo, a cucumber, anal beads, a white girl's fist, and a Tonka Toy Truck. Are you sure he can handle it and live up to his name? He won't be able to walk after we film his scene. I checked with the producers, the movie will be called "Tiffany in Africa: The Violation of Sex Machine. I can't wait. I will tell you when we can get over there. Hopefully it will be soon. We will also send you money for the permit in advance. We have to round up the cameramen, actors, and the director, so we need some time.
Anyways, my ankle is fine. Thank you for the pictures. I love the one of you and your homies. Is the girl your wife? You look like Magic Don Juan in your suit. Very nice. I went to a porn convention this weekend. Here is a photo of me there. Got Mynx? Hee Hee. Get it?
Talk to you soon,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 3)
Dearest Tiffany M,
How are you? I am very happy to hear hear that your ankle is now. i hope you enjoyed the thanksgiving holiday, because i expected your mail sometime last week. Your picture is wonderful, i can not just wait to be with you. I am eagerly, anxiously waiting to get your flight schedule, and i will be rigth in Ghana to recieve you guys.The sex machine guy is very much ready to perform anything, so he will get paid at end of the day.
The woman there is not my wife,she is a colleague in the same office with me.She is also involve in our deal. Pls let me have your movement ealier enough,for to prepare all the necessary arrangment. Expecting to hear from you soon.
My regards to the boys.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 4)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Thank you for the email. Everything is going good. Is it possible to get a photo of Sex Machine. The producers of the movie would like to see what he looks like. If you could email me one with him holding a sign that says "Sex Machine," that would be great. This is very common in our industry. That way, if we ever use him again we can match him up with the right looking girl or guy. Also, tell him that we pay him handsomely for his effort. We are going to cram so many things up his ass so it's only right that he gets paid well. I mean we are really going to jam things up there. It will be fantastic. By the way, is there a law against sex with animals in Nigeria. We have some interesting concepts that we have thrown around that are not legal for filming in the US and we are just curious. Maybe you could ask Sex Machine.
Please tell me what I should prepare for our business transaction as well.
Talk to you soon,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 4)
Daarest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your mail. I can get you one his pictures for your perusal and that of the producers, but i am not too such if it will come with him holding sign SEX MACHINE. He is ready for any action, as far as he recieves handsome payment for every action. there is big law against having sex with animals in Nigeria, but ido not know that of Ghana, i have to find out. But if you really want a movie on that i can to talk to one lebanese friend, he can organize the boys and the girls that can perform in it, as far as you will be able to for their trips to Ghana,hotel accomodations and their charges. This can be performed in Ghana.You know , people are hungary in this part of the world, they are ready to do anything to survive. You don't have prepare so much, rather than to come with some money for opening of a domicillary account and also to get you a resident permit, since you will be shooting a Movie in Ghana. Pls remember to send money to enable process the permit before guys arrive. if there is any other thing to come with i will let you know.
How many are you coming? and when exactly are you people coming. I will try get his picture send to soon.
My regards to the boys. You can call me on phone 234 1 775 4554 any time.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 5)
Hi Peter Aka (?),
That sounds great. Don't worry about the animal thing. We have another idea. Reality Shows are a hit in America. Shows like The Real World, The Bachelor, The Osbornes, and Survivor have taken over the TV sets in American households. Please ask Sex Machine, and we would pay him, keep that in mind, if he wouldn't mind us following him around with a camera after we violate his ass. See, here's what I'm thinking. I assume he won't be able to walk for a week after we jam all that shit up there. Plus, The Hammer is about 325 Ibs., 6 ft. 4, and 9 inches long. He's going to tear the shit out of Sex Machine's anus, I don't care how strong you think he is. We thought we could do a reality show entitled "Life and Times of a Nigerian Porn Star; the Diary of Sex Machine." There would be no sex, we would just follow him around and tape his everyday life after he gets railed in the porn. When he goes to the store, what he eats, how he chills at the crib, will he be able to go to the bathroom. It will be interesting because he'll have trouble going #2 (trust me) and he'll be rolling around in his wheel chair taking Vicatin. It will be real cool. What do you think?
Anyway, there will be 6 people, including myself coming over. I'll let you know more details later.
Anxiously awaiting the photo.
Tiffany M.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Obviously, this Sex Machine guy doesn't scare easy.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 5)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your mail. I do understand everything and i believe sex machine is ready to do any, since he is get heavy paid for it.
Now, these guys coming with you, are they involve in our transaction? When do you think you will come ? because of the christmas holidays coming , so that i can plan my programme well. I will send you the sex machine picture as soon as he brings it to me. I was expecting your phone call, but you did not call and also did not give me your phone numbers. Waiting for more details from you.
My regards to the boys.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
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From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 5)
Dear Phillip Aka (?),
The people that are coming with me are not part of our business transaction. They know nothing about it. They are there for the film "Tiffany in Africa, The Violation of Sex Machine." We will probably come sometime in January. I know you will be busy with Kwanzaa and all that so after the holidays would be better. I am going to look up flights and hotel accommodations this weekend. What is the cost of the filming permit and how much do you think we should pay Sex Machine for the movie and the reality TV show? Please advise.
Anxiously awaiting the photo.
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 6)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your mail. I am very glad to hear that the guys coming with you are not involved in our transaction. Unless you have one trusted person among them you can involve, but if not don't border. It will cost about $ US 1,250 to process the permit in Ghana, it is excluding other miscellaneous expenses like hotel accomodation, transport etc It will take some days in Accra to obtain the permit, as know you in this part of world you grase their palms before you can get whatever you want fast.So this amount is just the official fee,which a reciept will issued. The sex machine said that he has to cost every thing and he will let know the actual amount he wants to be paid,i will also collect his picture at the same time.
Since you guys are coming by January it will good i get this permit before your arrival,so that immediately you arrive we will set, without delay. You can the money through WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER,TO PETER AKA,LAGOS NIGERIA,i will get in the next 2hrs, it is the fastest way of sending money overseas. If you send it today, i will be in Ghana by tommorow saturday and start the whole thing by monday, by wenesday i will be through. I will now send you a copy of it from there. Pls you can add some money for my hotel, flight etc. i will contact you from Ghana.
My regards to the boys.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 11)
Dearest Tiffany M,
How are you ? I believe that you are alright, because i have been waiting to hear from you all these days. Are we still going to process the permit in Ghana?
Here is the picture of the sex machine, and he said he wants to be paid us$10,000 for the whole appreance.
Please let me know serious you are in getting the permit.
My regards to the boys
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Check out the "Sex Machine." He must have cut this out from the Nigerian Pimp Clothing catalog.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 12)
Dear Peter AKA,
How are you? I've been good but busy. I've been working conventions the past week. It's been crazy. I'm glad you sent the picture of Sex Machine. He is very handsome with his suit with stripes that match the background of the photo. He kind of looks like Luther Vandross (skinny version) mixed with Chunk from Goonies. I think $10,000 is a good fee. We will pay him
when we arrive. Please tell him to get his ass in shape. He should be practicing exercises to loosen his asshole up as we are going to be jamming some pretty big things up his ass. He should be putting his fist, a cucumber, and whatever else he can find up there to stretch the muscle. It will be barrels of fun. My friend, his costar, THE HAMMER, finds him very handsome. I've attached a photo so SEX MACHINE can see what he looks like. He's the big black dude in the red hat. 300 Ibs. of man. Oh, about the permit. Don't worry about it. We are going to shoot the movie in my hotel room with a regular hand held video camera. My fans like spontaneous shooting. It's going to have a very amateur feel to it. No reason to make a big production out of it. Besides, I don't have to bring a camera crew this way.
Hope all is well. Talk to you soon.
Tiffany M.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I found this random picture of Suge Knight on the Internet. I know what you are thinking, "What's up with the white dude?"
Hammer Picture
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 13)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your message .I also received the attached picture.
please I suggest that we get offical permitt than shooting in a Hotel room to avoid violating certain laws there in Ghana.it is safe and cost effective to abide by these simple laws and be on the safe side as there might be the need to have some shootings outside.
Think also the embarrasment that might be associated with such arrangment should the management of any Hotel discovers what is going on inside a rented hotel appartment. You and I must show reasonable measure of decency and protects our integrity as you well known that I am not in entertainment business and could easily attrract news headline if any things goes wrong.
Think and think it over again, while I assure you that the needed material is ready to perform ( sex machine).
My regard to the boys.
Thank you
Peter Aka
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 13)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I don't think we need one. Plus it's an added expense. We will be using a regular Camcorder so no one will even know. Unless you and sex machine tell somebody but I'm sure you guys are not like that. Especially "Sex Machine." If I were him, I wouldn't want anyone to know that "The Hammer," a watermelon, a woman's fist, an egg beater, the leg of a chair, a toothbrush, your hand and 12 inch double headed dildo with vibrating beaver head were up my ass. That is, if I was a man like him. How funny would it be if the hotel found out. Imagine the look on Sex Machine's face. You say we must show decency, what's so indecent about the violation of Sex Machine's ass. I don't know. Let me ask my magic eight ball what to do. I'll let you know.
Everything we do must be a secret.
I know you know what I mean.
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 16)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for your message.
Please sister,i want you to realize the importance of this permit,we need it, for us to move and do whatever we want freely, I know the systerm here,i should be in the position to advice better. I don't think that it is an added expenses, that amount is very litttle, compare to what you guys will make at the end of the whole thing I am ready to assist if you guys are serious to shoot this movie,to show my sincerity and honestly, i will help you guys with $650.00, you can now pay the balance of $600.00 which i know is not much. Every thing we are doing is secret, nobody hears about it. But it is not good to take risk all round without having anything to defend yourself in case if something goes wrong .
The sex machine is ready to perform,and to keep secret. Pls act fast to enable me to be in Ghana before they close for Xmas.
My regards to the boys.I hoping to see you soon.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: He called me "sister." How funny?
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 17)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
OK, thought about it. NO. Listen here brother, I know what's best for everyone. After all, I'm American, we know what's best for everyone. Nothing that a little cash couldn't pay someone who had an issue to look the other way. Throw in a hand job here and there. From what I see in the movies, Nigerian police are about as crooked as the Leaning Tower of Pizza in Italy. We need a fall guy, that's all. Let me know your thoughts.
I've attached a publicity photo my latest release "Tiffukakke." Get it? How do you think I look? Good right.
Hugs and kisses,
Tiffany M.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Now I'm not playing fair. You know this is torture for this guy.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 1
Dearest Tiffany M,
Baby, You are looking more than good, as if you are about have it from the back. I cannot wait to have it. The water melon on the chest and the physic is too great. From all i have seen you will be such a wonderful lady on bed. Have you made love to an African man before? You have made me to loose control, if like divocing my for you.So that after our transaction we can go sex crazy.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: "The water melon on chest." What the fuck is he talking about? I guess this is how they talk dirty if Nigeria. I like how he asks me "Have you made love to an African man before?" Hello, I'm a freakin porn star. Check out his smooth transition back to scamming.
Now, i did not understand your the first paragraph of your message, are you guys sending the $600.00, i am of the opion that we get the movie permit.We have nothing to with Nigerian police,because we not doing anything here. Have you confirmed your flight for next month? if yes let know when,early or ending. The material is ever ready to deliever. Let me be in Ghana by this weekend to secure this permit it is very important.
My regard to the boys. Waiting to see you.
Thank you.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 20)
Dear Peter AKA(?),
Sorry for the delay in response. We are wrapping up my latest film
"Tiffukakke." If you think my photos drive you crazy, wait till you see me in this film. Anyway, to answer your question, I've never had sex with an African, only African Americans (a ton of them). I guess that kind of counts because their grandparents were taken from Africa by the white devil. No, never mind, it's not the same. It should be interesting and I am looking forward to making sweet monkey love. I can see my mere appearance is driving you wild. I have that affect on men and women believe it or not. I call it "lacking your vitamin T." Anyway, I will let you know the details on Monday. I'm off to another press shoot.
Hugs, fisting, and kisses
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 23)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you for your message. You know that you are such a pretty, wonderful and charming beautiful young lady that no man can resist the temptation. Honestly ,it is really LACKING YOUR VITAMIN T. I have gone wild and crazy for mere seen your apperance. How was the press shooting ? Now, I will be going for holiday as from 25th to 27th, to resume on the28th, let me have this of $600 so that i can secure this permit,it is very important we get it. I have recieved the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT, from the FINANCE AND SECURITY COMPANY where we deposited this money for safe keeping in Ghana on your name as the beneficiary of this fund. I will send to you the documents for perusal. I hope you understand what i'm talking about? Our transaction.
Dear Tiffany, let me have your phone #, i think it is high time we talk to each other on phone.here are my # again. 234 1 7754554 or 234 80 3721 8281. pls it is good we just hear each other's voice.
I am waiting for your response.
My regards to the Boys. I hoping to see you soon.
Thank you.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 27)
Dearest Tiffany M,
How are you? I know you have been carried away by Christmas Funny wind, Please let me what is happening to and when you guys are coming.
My regards to Boys and Merry Christmas to you all. Happy New in advance.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: What is "Christmas Funny wind?"
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 29)
ATTN:
Tiffany M ,
I wish you merry chrismas,how are you today hope all is well.you just keep silent why?i dont know what is delaying you not to send the little money. for the ghana moves.send it tommorow morning . And try your best .i am with you ok,i love you.
i await your urgent reply.
regards.
peter aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I better answer him or he will kill himself.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 30)
Dear Peter AKA (?),
Pushy little African you can be. The holidays are a busy time for me. Lots of press conferences, filming, fistings, and photo shoots. Chill out. I'm not sure what's going on with the movie. The studio is threatening to pull the plug on the deal. They feel we will be over budget with the permit. I'm working on it. Believe me, there's nothing I want more than to go to Africa and see Sex Machine become an ass puppet and spend time with you. I will keep you posted on what is going on.
I hope you have a happy Kwanza and a good Bonzii.
Love,
Tiffany M
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 3)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Wellcome to NEW PROPEROUS YEAR OF 2003. How was your Christmas Holiday? I thought as much that festival period like this, is always a busy time for you.
Please Dear Shannon, let us not allow this movie of a thing to takes us away from the real thing we are doing. The most important thing is for you to come down and secure this money for all us, because soon the consignment will be accumulating demurrage with the Finance and Security Company where this Funds were deposited.
Let me know if you are still coming to Ghana so that i can arrange with the sex machine to meet with you. If your guys of the movie are not serious or they are going to delay us, forget them and come down. They can come with the money for the permit if they still want it,i can get within a day or two,may be they are afraid to send the money
Pls LOVE i want to hear your voice on the phone.call me.
My Regards to the Boys. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.
Thank You.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 7)
Dear Peter AKA(?),
Hi sweetie. How are you? I've been extremely busy lately. I just finished a movie where a guy bangs my ass with his foot in a priest outfit. It was crazy. The name of the movie is going to be "Priests Gone Wild." I wish I could talk to you more. I think we are ready to come out. We will probably stay two weeks. Let me know what's good for you.
XOXO
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 7)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your kind message. I guessed so, that you must have been very busy these days. Iam very glad to hear that you guys are ready to come down, let me have your flight schedule to enable me know exactly when to leave and meet with you guys.I don't need much from you ,but for us to have a sucessful business transaction in Ghana. I will like you to remember to come with some money for opening of an account where the money will deposited then to your account. If you can bring a LAB TOP PC and good watches as gift items that will be highly appreciated.Pls call me on my phone for once,234 1 7754554.
My regards to the BOYS.
Thank you.
LOVE.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I noticed he kept saying "My regards to the Boys" in every email and I couldn't figure out why at first. Then I realized that in her bio, she said she had two boys. I never mention her kids after that but he includes it in every email.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan.
Dear Peter Aka (?),
It was nice to hear from you. Here is the tentative flight plan. Let me know if this is a problem for you. We have a lay over in Amsterdam. Hopefully, I'll have time to visit a hash bar. RIGHT ON! Anyway, I will bring some watches for your friends. Do they like Mavado or would they prefer Menudo? Let me know. What is a lab top? I don't think we have those in the US. I will also bring $10,000 in cash. Is that enough?
Here is my flight info:
Northwest Airlines 8602
Mon, Jan 27 3:50p-11:20a
plane change
Los Angeles (LAX) Amsterdam (AMS)
Northwest Airlines 8587
Tue, Jan 28 12:20p-7:00p
Amsterdam (AMS) Lagos (LOS)
XOXO69
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 9)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for furnishing me with your flight schedule to enable me secure some weeks off from office and put things in order. Any of the watches are okay, but movado is fine.I promise you nice time here with some good harsh, but our own weed is wicked.When Sharba Ranks came here some years,he couldn't stand it.The LAB TOP PC is a computer, the smaller type.But if is not possible you replace with good GSM SAMSUNG HAND SET.
Please note that Ghana is the venue of the transaction, so your flight is suppose to be LOS-AMS-ACCRA which is the capital city of Ghana.But i don't know if you would like to visit lagos first before we can proceed to Ghana. I will be right at the airport to wellcome you. pls i can you give me a call for once, it will be highly appreciated.
My regards to BOYS,i will give them some gift from Africa.
Thank you.
LUV U.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 9)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I?m glad you got the flight information. If it would be more convenient for us to fly into Accra, I can change the flights. I will pick up the watches and the computer today. I think we call them laptops here. Silly me, I should have known what you were talking about. I am definitely looking forward to Amsterdam. I plan to get high as a kite. Then I will loose my inhabitations and go down to the Red Light district and act a fool, maybe go down on a complete stranger and film it. Anyway, I would have thought the hash in Africa would be amazing but if Mr. Loverman himself (Shabba Ranks) couldn't stand it, well, lord have mercy.
Anyway, let me know if I should change my flight. I have attached a recent photo (New Years Day) of me at a convention. This will help you recognize me when you meet me at the airport. I dyed my hair red. What do you like better, the red or the blonde hair?
Love
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 10)
Dearest Tiffany M,
I am very happy to read from you again.You are you looking good on the red, the blonde is good also. I prefer the red look.
Please change your fligth to Accra in Ghana to avoid any delay in our transaction,but if that will delay the process you can fly straight to Lagos.It is very important you give me the exact place you found convenient.
Please be very careful on how you move at Amsterdam Airport because there are a lot of thieves there, mostly at their coffee bars.
Babe, i must confess. You are too pretty, i can not just wait to meet with you.
I will be right at airport to pick u up.I may likely be on suit or on my African outfit. Which one would you want me to be on? You can book hotel resversation from there if possible. Please confirm to me how many are you or you are alone?
Thank you .My regards to Boys. I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I'm sure he's trying to figure out how he is going to kidnap me. He is sizing up the group I am supposed to be traveling with. Wait until I leave his ass waiting at the airport.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 9)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I have changed the flight information. I have to come a little bit sooner as we could schedule those exact dates. Thanks for giving me a heads up on Amsterdam. I hate thieves who steal money from hard working people. They are the scum of the earth and deserve to die the worst possible deaths. As you can see, this is something I feel really strong about. I also feel that stealing is bad Karma and Kama Sutra and that something bad always happens to the thieves and their families eventually. Anyway, I?m rambling.
I would like you to wear the African outfit. I have never seen one and I am curious as to what it looks like. I picture a shark teeth necklace, war paint, spear in hand, and a wrap made of straw that goes around the waist. Am I close?
Unfortunately, I will be traveling with 5 other people (Hammer, Phil Lacio, Wendy Whoppers, Dirk Digler, and Chest Rockwell). I would like to spend some time with just you so we will have to drop them off. We will be leaving the 31st so there will be plenty of time. Are you going to introduce me to your wife or are we going to keep me a secret? Here is my flight info:
Northwest Airlines 8602
Wed, Jan 15 3:50p-11:20a
Los Angeles (LAX) Amsterdam (AMS)
Northwest Airlines 8589
Thu, Jan 17 2:30p-8:30p
Amsterdam (AMS) Accra (ACC)
Love,
Tiffany M.
PS - Are you going to introduce me to your wife or are we going to keep me a secret? Just wondering.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Like I said before, you can even get away with stereo types when you are a hot chick.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 14)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for given me your flight information earlier enough to enable be in Ghana to finalize things with Finance and Security company. Do not expect me to put on a shark teeth, war paint or spear on hands,i am not a chief and i am not from zulu land, it is people from south Africa that dresses that way. I will introduce my to wife if you are in lagos, but i will let you talk with her on phone from Ghana as you come. but if you change your flight to lagos then you can see my wife,because she will not come with me to Ghana. Now are you guys still shooting the movie in Ghana?if yes,i still suggest we get a permit before this can be carried on, to be on safe side.I want as soon as you arrive we start our transaction, by going to the security company to sign for consignment, do you understand this? if not you can drop them off so that we can now have enoungh time to ourselves, five is a crowd. Darlin, don't you think is better we get more familiarized on phone.pls call me on my phone,234 1 775 4554, i need to hear your voice.
I LUV U. MY regards to the Boys.
Peter Aka.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 14)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Baby, I need to get an answer from you fast before i could take off to Accra in Ghana by tommorow. I want to give you some vital information,pls let me read from you. I am anxiously waiting to meet you.
My regards to the BOYS.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 14)
Dear Peter Aka(?),
I will be leaving soon and will not have email access. I tried calling your number earlier today but it would not go through. I arrive in Ghana on the 17th of Jan. Don't worry about the permit. I don't think we will be shooting there anyway. We really want to keep this low key and it sounds like Sex Machine wants this to be a production. We will probably pay someone of the street. It's the safest way. When I arrive, we can drop my friends/co-workers off and spend quality time. I have $10,000 in cash, 2 Mavado watches, 2 Menudo watches, and two Dell laptop computers. I would like to complete the transaction as quickly as possible. I hope this has answered all your questions. If not, we will have to talk when I am there. I might be able to check my email one more time before I leave.
Love
Tif.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 15)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for kind mail.
I will be in Ghana for us to conclude this transaction and have a good time for ourselves. Well, it would be nice to get just anybody on street, because Africa is still a developing country, a lot of Africans have not seen that type of thing before. Anyhow, we will find a solution but if not you guys can ordinary shooting without the sex of a thing. I spoke to the Registration of Film producers (ACTOR'S GUIDE OF GHANA) and the CHAIRMAN/DIRECTOR GENERAL he sincerely advice that you comply in case you intend coming with cameras to avoid undue monitoring and question upon arrival. If you are shooting a movie or coming with some shooting gadgets This paper can be secure and send to you which you can show them on arrival to avoid much interrogation. I will be there. My regards to Boys.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 15)
Dearest Tiffany M,
I know you must have for Accra by now and air borning, i got this information very late on wednesday evening that i must be on duty by friday on this instruction came from presidency,it was very difficult for me to pass on this development to you before you take off. Now we have to meet at Hotel in Accra,CROWN APARTMENTO
HOTEL, TEL:233 21771712,771713,761795 OR M. PLAZA
HOTEL, TEL:233 21 76 34 18 all in the heart of Accra.
This is of the reasons i was demanding for your cell phone #. Please be very careful there with people you talk with because this is Africa.If you asked your purpose for visit just say that you a Tourist,you will be staying for few days.I am honestly sorry for this latest development. Thank you for understanding and co-operation. I luv u.
Peter Aka.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 1
DEAREST TIFFANY M,
PLEASE WHERE ARE YOU NOW,IAM IN ACCRA. CONTACT ON THIS PHONE # 223714 RM 203.
PETER AKA.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 1
DEAREST TIFFANY M,
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I HAVE BEEN HERE (ACCRA) SINCE YESTERDAY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITHOUT SUCESS.IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH ME IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE ME HAVE A REST OF MIND BECAUSE I HAVE HAD REST OF MIND SINCE I COULDN'T HEAR FROM YOU. CONTACT ON THIS NO:00233-24-753218 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU.
I LUV U.
PETER AKA.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 19)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Please let me hear from you, i'm very worried and concern about your safety, if at all you are in Accra Ghana.
But if for any reason you were unable to make it, let me know as well so that i can start going back to do my work. I have been in Accra for 3days now waiting to hear from you.I have your gifts that i brought for you,if you are not in Accra, let me have your mailing address so that i can send them to you.
here is my telephone # again in Accra 233 024753218.
MY regards to the boys.
I LUV U.
DR Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 20)
Dear Peter Aka,
I am soooooo sorry about not being able to show up. You will not believe what happened to me. I never made it farther than Amsterdam. Upon arriving to Amsterdam, me and the group I was with were apprehended by the Amsterdam Secret Service (A.S.S.). I guess the problem came about when I had so much money. Apparently it is illegal in the United States to take over $10,000 in cash out of the country. When the police saw that I had all of that money they arrested me and my friends due to the fact they thought that I might be a terrorist or a drug dealer. This whole 9/11 thing has got the A.S.S. wound up way too tight. For the last 24 hours I have been detained by the A.S.S. They questioned me as too why I had all that cash, computers, and fine watches. They did a full body search on me and Wendy Woppers. We felt very violated as they seemed to enjoy running their hands over our supple breasts and bodacious backsides. They beat Hammer to a bloody pulp and gave him an anal cavity search. I think it was because he is a large black man. He was pissed and he blames you. I tried to calm him down but he wants revenge. I kind of see his point. If you wouldn't have told us to bring $10,000 in cash and all of those electronics, the A.S.S. wouldn't have stopped us. It is your fault but don?t feel guilty. I pleaded with the A.S.S. to let us penetrate but no dice. I gave them your information and told them that were just going to visit you and film a porno with Sex Machine. I said you were the director of the entire film and we were just doing what you said to do. They have your phone number so don?t be surprised if they call you for questioning. Please don?t get mad as I was scared and needed a fall guy. I did not tell them about our business relationship. Anyway, after 24 hours of their questioning they let me go with the stipulation that we go back to the United States. They let me keep the laptops and the Mavado watches but confiscated the Menudos. That pisses me off as they were very expensive watches.
What should I do now? I want to come see you and complete the deal. If I get another flight, I will be coming alone as my friends are no longer speaking to me except for Hammer. He vows to kill you some day so I don?t think it would be a good idea to take him to Africa. What do you think? Should I get another flight and if so, where should I fly into?
Love
Tiffany
PS - Did you know hash is legal in Amsterdam? Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, rolla joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places. One of the agents from A.S.S. told me this. Cool.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 20)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Iam very happy to hear from you, because i have been very worried about your way about, To extent of equiring if there is any plane crash somewhere. It is quite unfortunate on the treament you people recieved in Amsterdam in the hands of nasty security operatives at Airport, i could remember vividly I warned you concerning the crooks in Amsterdam including their police and also the number of people you are coming with. I sincerely sympatize with you over the whole situation, i pray that such will never re occure. The guy you said that will kill me if he sees me, I think that is over statement on his part and a slight to my personality, hence i did not have anything in common with him. Now if you you really want us to do this business and enjoy every bit of our relationship, you must strictly adhere to my instructions as the transaction has been designed to run as follows:
(1)YOU SHOULD MAKE AN ARRANGEMENT TO COME DOWN ALONE ,AND AVOID THE CROWD TO ENABLE US ACHIEVE THE PURPOSE IN THIS TRANSACTION/RELATIONSHIP TO MUTUAL BENIFITS TO ALL INVOLVED.
2.SINCE IT HAS HAPPEN THIS WAY AND YOU HAVE BEEN EMBARRASED BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT AND THE ITEMS YOU WERE COMING WITH ,I THEREFORE ADVICE YOU SENT THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER IN ACCRA AND THE GIFT ITEMS THROUGH DHL OR ANY OTHER COURIER SERVICE SINE AM STILL IN ACCRA-GHANA WAITING FOR YOU,AND YOU WILL ALSO BE FREE AND AVOID FURTHER EMBARRASEMENT WHILE COMING.
3.I ALSO SUGGEST YOU CHANGE AN AIRLINE TO AVOID THOSE ASS IN AMSTERDAM ROUGHLING YOUR PRECIOUS BREAST/BOMBOM
LISTEN,TIFFANY,IT IS VERY ESSENTIAL FOR ME TO HAVE YOUR PRIVATE NUMBER TO ENHANCE OUR COMMUNICATION EFFECTIVELY.pLEASE VERY NECESSARY.PLEASE CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER IN ACCRA-GHANA"00233-24-753218. I NEED TO GET AN ANSWER TO THIS MESSAGE BEFORE I GO TO BED THIS NIGHT FOR ME TO KNOW THE NEXT LINE OF ACTION. I AM VERY DESIROUS TO SEE YOU AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOU.MY REGARDS TO THE BOYS.AM HAPPY ONCE AGAIN THAT YOU GET BACK SAFELY TO U.S.A
I LUV U.
PETER AKA.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 21)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
It was good to read your words. They made me feel good. You are right, the people of Amsterdam are assholes. Do you know what they put on french fries instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise. I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it. Anyway, that is the last time I will visit that country. I wish you would have warned me about the A.S.S.
I talked to "The Hammer" and told him that you thought him wanting to kill you is a bit of an overstatement. Now he wants to kill you even more. I think it is best we not talk about him because he is a little crazy if you know what I mean. I have seen him beat people to a bloody pulp. But he is a nice guy though when you get to know him.
I will make arrangements for another flight over the weekend. I will not know my flight details till Monday as I will be very busy. I am shooting a movie called "Blackalicious: Enema's My Game" on Sat. and Sun. It's going to be crazy, blacks and enema's, what's better than that? I think you are right about avoiding the A.S.S. I will try to fly through Paris although I hear the French are real assholes. How does all of this sound to you?
Love
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 23)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your mail.I hope you are aware that i am still in a hotel at Accra,paying hotel bills without hearing anything positive from you. Please convince me that you are really serious concerning ths transaction,or coming down to Accra. As you are aware that i am not a native of this country,i suggested to you to send the items and money inorder to avoid re-occurance of what happened in Amsterdam.But you did not say anything about it.Well,let me believe that you are still very much interested to transact this business with me.I'll be leaving tomorrow morning,24th,back to Lagos.Because I over stayed my Vacation holiday. It is again very important that i have your telephone number,to enhance our communication. I am waiting to get your flight schedule.I'll advice you that as soon as you get to Accra,you take a cab straight to HOTEL APARTMENTO.Its a very popular hotel,as i guess.There,i would now join you.
My regards to the boys. Thank you
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 23)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Thank you for your email. I am very aware you are in Acra. I hope you are aware that me and my five business associates wasted a lot of money trying to fly out to you. Why do you think I am filming "Blackalicious" this weekend? To make back some of the I lost from the trip. I hope you are also aware that we were violated by the A.S.S. for possessing the very things that you requested. You want me to say something positive well positive ain't were I live. Everything's going to be alright. I am going to make flight arrangements. Tell me where to send the gifts and I will do that. Also, why can't you pick me up at the airport if it's just me. Be a little romantic for crying out loud. Can we at least get something to eat before we go back to the hotel? Let me know the dillio.
Love
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 24)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for kind message.I am quite aware of the violation you suffered in the hands of A.S.S and also the lost you encountered this period,I sincerely sympathize with you. I hope the filming is going on well? Here is the address for you to send the items:
Name:ADJOLOLO JOSEPH,
P.O.BOX KU 3173,
ACCRA, GHANA.
Tel,233-24 383448.
The above mentioned name Joseph is Ghanian national and he works at security company where funds weredeposited. He is very honest guy,he has been very helpful all these days that have being in Ghana.If you send them,we will use his identity card to pick them up. Please if you should send them,let us have the airway bill information for us to know the particular courier service you used and also to enable me monitor the package. I am very romantic guy, i will be at the Airport to pick you up. I'm eagerly waiting to have your flight timetable. My regards to the Boys. Please let me talk with you on the phone. Your phone # is very important to me.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 24)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I am very happy to hear from you. I think I am finally over the violation of the A.S.S. I feel that they are very degrading to women. It?s nice to be in the comfortable surroundings with the good people of the adult movie business. Anyway, the filming is going good. In this movie, Blackalicious, I get gangbanged by four black midgets then they bukakke my face. This movie should do very well. I got good news the other day. I will play the lead in a new film called ?Lord of the Anal Ring.? It will be a big production that starts shooting in March of 2003. This will be my biggest movie since ?Jackie Brown Eye? and ?Good Will Humping.? Everything is going so well and I can?t wait to see you. I will send you my flight information on Monday. I will also send the gifts to your Ghanian friend. Are Ghanian?s those dark people with the saggy titties and lip plates? I think I saw something about them on the Discovery Channel. Maybe I?m confused.
I LUV U 2,
Tiffany
PS ? See, I knew you would be a gentleman and pick me up from the airport. I like that because I am really into romance. Please be holding a sign with my name on it so I don?t walk off with the wrong guy. Remember, I don?t know Africanese.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 25)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Iam very happy and overwhelmed to hear that you are to play a lead in this new movie called THE LORD OF THE ANAL RING,that is big sucess i rejoice with you.
Maybe i will be in states with you then.I watch heavy security in the U. S.A these days on the CNN, because of the 9/11.
I will be at airport waiting for you with a sign bearing your name to pick you up. Please let me have the AIRWAY BILL to enable me monitor the parcel. I will be waiting to have your flight timetable. Baby, you are not saying anything concerning you given me your telephone #, do you think is very important? Ghanians are very dark people with some funny marks on their faces. You need to see them. Iam waiting. My regards to the boys.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 25)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Thank you for the kind email. It is nice to share my excitement over ?THE LORD OF THE ANAL RING? with someone special. You will be very happy to hear that I have made new flight arrangements. They are as followed:
Depart British Airways 282 / Mon, Feb 3 5:45p-12:25p / plane change / Los Angeles (LAX) London (LHR) 1
Arrive / British Airways 81/ Tue, Feb 4 2:05p-9:05p/ London (LHR) Accra (ACC)
Depart / British Airways 78 / Mon, Feb 10 11:25p-6:40a / plane change / Accra (ACC) London (LHR) 1
Arrive / British Airways 283 / Tue, Feb 11 12:00p-3:20p / London (LHR) Los Angeles (LAX)
Do these work for you? I?m flying through London this time. ?Hey, throw another shrimp on the Barbie.? I?ve always wanted to be able to say that and now I can. If I have spare time, I shall bang a soccer hooligan. Oh, by the way, if you could take a picture of yourself holding a sign that says ?Tiffany Mynx? in your African outfit and send it to me that would help. Because I?m traveling alone, I want to be sure that I can come right off the plane and recognize you immediately.
I will get you the tracking number of the package that I?m going to send when I do it. I haven't had a chance to go down to Fed Ex yet. Also, my cell phone is currently out of service because of my bad credit. That?s why I haven't given you my number because it isn?t working. For the last couple of weeks, I?ve been communicating by email. It?s just easier that way since I am always on the road. I will count the days till I see you.
Love always,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 29)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for giving me your flight details.I will be right at the airport to pick you up,because i would not want you to walk away with stranger, i will be there on time with a sign your name boldly written on it. I will put on the same african out fit as i earlier said. I know this time you will not have much problems since you are coming alone.I will give you a password by tommorow or next when you are about to leave, I think this will also help us to reconize ourselves. When i say that password i will now that is me. Baby, i have been feeling lonely in the Hotel, i can't just wait to see you.Iam waiting to have the tracking numbers. I know this latest movie you are staring will be one of the hottest and biggest hit in Los ANGELES.
MY regards to the BOYS.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 29)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
That sounds like a good idea. I will anxiously await the password. I can?t wait to see you. Don?t feel lonely as I will be there in a few days and we can make sweet monkey love. Not the kind of love that I make in my movies where they take it from my ass and Bukakke my face, but where we spoon and whisper sweet nothings.
Counting the days,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 30)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for your message.The password is going be SHANNONPETER. When i see you, i will call you this name SHANNONPTER, then you respond immediately by repeating the password.You now know that i'm the one. I will also let you know the colour of my outfit that will put on, because i have many beautiful African outfits which you will really like.I have bought some for you, that you are going put on to visit game reserves,and parks.There is ones for beach i bought for you as well.They are all waiting for you. What is monkey love Iam still waiting for the tracking number, to enable monitor before it gets here. My regards to the Boys.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 30)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I think ?SHANNONPETER? is a fine password. Please wear a bright African outfit as well. That should make it easier for me to spot you. I will wear a skirt and my ?got Mynx? shirt so you can easily identify me. I still haven't sent the items yet. I really haven't had time to go down there plus I?m lazy.
Monkey love is like froggy style.
Luv
Tiffany
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 1)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for your message and also for being lazy to send the items.You know how important it is, because i wouldn't want you to experience what you encountered in Amsterdam the last time, also since you said you haven't had time to send them, are you sure you will still make it to ACCRA? It is very essential i know if you will still make it. Please make out time to send them, it is very important for us.Stop this lazying about.I hope you are not going to be lazy on bed? I will wear the a bright African outfit and i will be at the airport. I am very eager to see you. My regards to the Boys.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 3)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Don?t worry, I will make it to Accra. Just make sure you are there to pick me up in you Africanese outfit. By the way, it wasn?t the electronics that tipped off the A.S.S., it was the $10,000 in cash you told me to bring. It is illegal to leave the country with that much cash. Got to run. Doing a private Bukakke party for a bunch of Japanese business men. I will get the tracking number for you.
Luv,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 4)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you for your message. I am very happy hearing from you, because i've been so worried since i could not hear from you all this while. I want to be reading from you at any time. I promise you that i will be at the airport to pick you up wearing my African outfit.
Now since it was the money that tipped off the problem you had at Amsterdam, i then suggest you send the money as well through western union money transfer on your name, you pick it when you arrive in Accra, or the same name which i gave you to avoid a re occurance. The ball is on your court. If you are going to do it as i suggested pls let me know, because i know that the best and safest way to do it for now.
I am eagerly waiting to see you. My regards to Boys. I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 6)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
How are you? I hope all is well. I finally sent out the package this morning (better late than never). I did not send the money with it. I will just carry $9,999.99 with me. That will keep me under the $10,000 limit and prevent them from stopping me at customs. I love it when a plan comes together. Here is who I sent the package to:
Name:ADJOLOLO JOSEPH,
P.O.BOX KU 3173,
ACCRA, GHANA.
Who is this guy? I?m going to make an attempt at giving you the tracking number. It is real hard to read as I had it in my pocket this morning and I went to the gym and worked out. I ran on the hamster wheel machine and the sweat from my body made the ink run plus I got my period and bled on the stupid thing. I always forget my tampon. I?m such a klutz!. I believe this is the tracking number, but it could be wrong since the numbers are hard to read. Here is the number, I hope it is right 1Z589 693 12 1254 0985. If that is not it, try 1Z389 695 13 13540985If it is not, the box is approximately 11 inches high by 1.5 feet wide and it is brown cardboard. It should have Tiffany Mynx as the sender. I'm sure with that information and knowing the contents that they will give it to you.
Love,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 7)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Iam very happy to hear from you after i waited for at airport to pick you up.I dont know if you did remember that you are suppose to arrive on the 4th of feb, according to your flight timetable you sent to me.I waited at airport wearing my African outfit like a fool, without seeing you.It is annoying.I've left Ghana since wednesday since i could not see you.I willing to go back as soon as you confirm your coming. The guy Joseph is such a nice guy that works at security company where i deposited this funds for safe keeping on your name, so there is no problem with him at all. If the package actually gets to Ghana it is safe, i must surely get it.Since this damage have occured to the reciept you recieved from the courier service company,i suggest you call them or you go their office and get correct airwaybill number.Which of the courier service company did you use? this could help to trace the package.
Now when exactly do you think you can make it to Ghana? Please time is of essence in this transaction.Can't you make time to call me on the phone?I want have your new flight schedule.
I am eagerly waiting for see you.My regards to the Boys. I still luv u.
Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Funny thing is that I really forgot I was supposed to be there. Oh shit! I was going to tell him that the London police stopped me this time.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 7)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Oh my God! I am sooooo sorry. I forgot to email you and tell you that I re-scheduled my flight for a week later. I actually leave tomorrow night. For some reason, I thought I emailed you but I guess I forgot. I really am sorry. Please don?t hate me. Here is my new flight sched.
I am so stupid you must want to kill me. Please forgive me. I am sure you did not look like a fool in your African outfit as you are in Africa. Isn?t that a normal outfit out there? Anyway, I am definitely coming out there on the 11th so if you could find it in your heart to show up one more time in the African outfit, I will make it worth your while (at the hotel). I think you know what I mean. I'll even do Sex Machine too for all the trouble I've put you guys through. I sent the package using UPS. Let me know when you have received the package. I have attached a recent photo of me so you know who to look for when I get off the plane. I dyed my hair back to blonde by the way (don?t want you looking for a red head). Is the code word still SHANNONPETER?
Luv,
Tiffany
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I knew he would forgive me if I sent him a picture. Silly Peter, always thinking with the small head and not the big one. Dumb ass!
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb.
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for your mail with the flight schedule. You know i will always LOVE you, i can not hate for this. I will be there to welcome you and give you a nice KISS right at Airport.The name of the Hotel we will stay is HOTEL APARTMENTO,is very popular service apartment hotel. Iam ever ready to give it to anywhere, anyhow you want it,front, back,left, right and centre,i know you get what i mean? The password is still the same.you are looking too ready for action on that picture,i already dream having you from the back. SHE LAUGHS. EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Who is SHE and why is she laughing?
I am waiting for you.My regards to the Boys. I still luv u and will always do.
Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Sucker born every minute. Time for some blame shifting.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 13)
Peter,
What happened to you? I thought I could trust you. I thought you said that you were going to be at the airport to meet me. I got off the plane and waited. Finally, I went up to a man in an African outfit and said ?SHANNONPETER.? He said it back to me. He even said his name was Peter. He was acting like everything was normal and constantly smiling at me so I assumed it was you. I told him ?lets go to the hotel? and we went. I had sex with him and everything. He was acting like everything was normal. I tried to talk to him about our business transaction and everything. I could tell by his face he had no idea what I was talking about. His English was pretty bad so it was hard to communicate. I asked to see his ID and was shocked to find out his name was Peter Okoye. I got sick to my stomach. Turns out he was just a cab driver waiting for a customer. God damn you Peter! I had sex with a strange Africanese cab driver. I have been crying for 2 days straight. Why weren?t you there to pick me up? I couldn't even call you because the number you gave me doesn?t work. I am back in the US again. You have been wasting my time. If you didn't have any intention of getting me, why did you tell me all those sweet things? You are a BASTARD Peter. You give love a bad name. You should be ashamed of yourself. Please explain yourself.
Mad as hell,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 13)
TIFFANY M,
I am not happy with the way things are going right now. I was at the AIRPORT waiting for you but did not anything like you, i was so upset with you because you have been doing that to me. Several times you made me wait for at the airport but at end i will not see you, you know the kind position i occupy and my status that i can not afford to play games with you.I will leave my work and come to Ghana to see my Lover and also a business partner but at end i will be disappointed. I could be trusted, iam a man with intergrity, highly respected by colleagues and by my kins men because of my uprightness.I have a name to protect, because good name is better than silver and gold so i would not like to geopardize it. Now, you know you have not shown any sign of serious committed on this transaction, many things have made me to say this:
1. You asked me to arrange for a movie permit for you guys and i decided to assist even with my own little financial contribution, but all at a sudden you change the whole thing by not sending the part of the money meant for the permit.
2.You sent me your flight schedule routing Amsterdam but at the you guys had problems with A.S.S, Then I asked you to send the items and the money on your name to Ghana, but you did not.It took you time before you were able to send double airwaybill numbers. I have not recieved it up to now.
3 I asked you for your telephone number which is very important in business of such magnitude so that we can have effective communication, still you did not give.
4 Another time you send me a flight schedule that youare coming, i went to the airport and i did not see you.I felt maybe you not serious person or you don't trust me. you have seen my picture,i am not a hungry african, i am a very comfortable man, LOVING MAN you can trust even with your life.
Please can tell me which hotel you stayed in Ghana,what currency are using in Ghana? also you arrived on 11th and you already in the US by today. why didn't you send me an e-mail as you suspect something funny with the taxi driver? Please be serious with this transaction,there are a lot of things we can do together because i still Love YOU. I'm sincerely sorry for all that happened, i believe that will not spoil our relationship.let me know in all sincerity whether you did sent the items.Nobody knows that password except me. You see why it is important we talk on the so that we can recorganize our voices when meet.
call me. I still love you.
My regards to the Boys.
Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Look at him trying to test me.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 14)
Upset with me? I was there and I did not see you. I?m the one who wasted the money again. I?m the one that went off with an Africanese cab driver and had sex with him. Have you ever had sex with a complete stranger who drives a cab? I didn't think so. It?s horrible. The guy looked just like you. Here?s my retort to your bullet points:
1. Movie Permit thingy: I was going to film the movie with your friend Sex Machine but someone told me to bring $10,000 with me so we never made it past freaking Amsterdam. That someone was you! Brainiac.
2. What do you mean I didn't send the items? Go down to UPS and find it. I described the package to you. Come on, use you head.
3. I told you, my phone was shut off due to my credit problems. Email is the best way to contact me. Do I not always respond to you?
4. Why would you think I would think you are a hungry African? For Pete?s sake, I?ve seen your photo so I know you are trustworthy.
Now I?m going to answer your question about Ghana, although it pisses me off because it seems like you are testing me. The hotel the cab driver named Peter and I had sex in was called the Crown Apartamento. It had a swimming pool and everything. The currency was called a Cedi (stupid name if you ask me). I got back to the US because I took the next flight available out of Africa. Then I took a plan called the Concorde from Paris. I cried the whole way. I CAN?T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGE CAB DRIVER! I didn't email you because I thought I was with you. What kind of question is that?
You say you have a reputation to keep well so do I. I?m Tiffany Mynx. I don?t know. Maybe this was not meant to be. What do you think?
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 16)
Dearest Tiffany M,
I am not upset with you because i believe that it is not your fault or my my fault either, May be something is wrong somewhere what it is i do not know.Whether a spiritual or physical manipulation only GOD knows. I was there at ACCRA Airport waiting for up to the time all the passengers on board exited, i could not see you, anyway i was not carrying any sign for security reasons but i was looking forward to see you based on the description you gave.Now i started expecting from your call on the Accra telephone number that i gave to you at first i came there. Well, it has happened,we can not reverse the situation but what is paining me is you made love to a complete stranger, a cab driver for that matter.Something that was meant for me, i can imagin the kind of psychological problem you have passed through at the time you discovered whom the guy was. please honestly and sincerely sympathize with you.My hearth is bleeding for this. It is the work of the devil, he does not want us to achieve our dreams, he knows when something good wants to happen in ones,he will start to react. But i want to assure and re- assure that this is meant to be,we must see each order and conclude my transaction. You know something good does not come so easy. Please telehone is very good in this kind transaction to get more familiar mostly on our voices, try and re connect your phone line.though i know that e-mail is faster but phone is equally important. I will check with UPS tommorow since you asked me to do so. What are the items inside? so for me to know what to look for.Let us put all these behind us and push ahead because if we meet and complete our transaction, we will all smile at last. I want you this time to fly directly to lagos from here we can move to Ghana which is only 45mins from lagos. please i can call you then try your best to get me no matter many days it takes you. All the African clothes and slippers i bought for you is still with me.I hope the guy used condoms?
My regards to the Boys. I still love you. Assume we meet i was prepared to go for a divorce wth my wife.
LUV.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 1
Dear Tiffany M,
how are you for today?hope all is well.for not waisting time i went to the ups office yesterday and the say the tracking number you send to me was wrong,please re-send the CORRECT tracking number once againg ? i await your urgent response as soon as possible. YOUR best lover ,
peter Aka.
PLEASE CALL ME ON MY DIRECT LINE 234-1- 7754554.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 1
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I'm good. Thanks for asking. I think I am finally getting over the fact that I had sex with a strange cab driver. The last week has been very difficult. I think it would be good for you to go out and have sex with a strange cab driver so you could know exactly what I am feeling. Maybe have "Sex Machine" do it. Anyway, I went to UPS and the package got shipped back. Apparently, UPS does not ship to PO boxes. You screwed up again. Figures. I was thinking about what you said, about the divorce thingy. That is a decision you are going to have to make. Think about these things:
1. Does she make you happy?
2. Is she willing to go down on you in a movie theater?
3. Do you communicate well?
4. Is she willing to fist you?
5. Has she ever had sex with a white guy?
6. What would she do if Ben Affleck came on to her at a night club? Would she say she is married or leave that out and bone him.
7. Does she listen or wait to talk?
8. Does she care about her appearance? If she looks like Aunt Jemima then I would say no. If she looks like Halle Barry then I would say she's a keeper. I'm guessing she's Aunt Jemima.
9. Flying Camel? The Admiral? Rocky Balboa? Cleveland Steamer? The Shocker? All important things in a relationship.
10. Would she be in porn movies to support your family? It's the stand up thing to do.
My opinion, get rid of her. If these thoughts are going through your head, it's already over. I assume you want me to fly into Africa again. Am I correct? Let me know.
Like you a lot.
Tiffany
PS - In your email from the 16th, you said "I hope the guy used condoms." That was odd. Why did you say that?
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I got an email from a Dr. Smith Adams. I guess these scammers raid eachother's address books because nobody else had the Tiffany Mynx hotmail address.
From DR SMITH to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 1
E-MAIL : (smith_adams@mail.com)
ATTN:HONARABLE CONTRACTOR
Dear Sir,
Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and has left Nigeria to London via your Country today by Express Cargo Flight.
Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but I did not disclose it to the Courier Services as Money, rather I informed them that the crate contain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to my client (that?s you).
Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg but I manage to pay 120kg, which cost US$75,600.00. On
no account should you disclose the content of the crate with the Diplomatic Courier Services for fear of betrayal. So do not allow them to know that the content is money.
In the meantime, contact the Diplomatic Courier Services on Tel:in london tomorrow to know the actual situation with the consignment and also give them your address where the consignment will be delivered and then get back to me as soon as possible so that I can give you the shipment document.
Meanwhile, I will be coming over to your country immediately the consignment arrives in your Country for my 10% share.Contact them and get back to me.
Congrats and remain blessed.
Best Regards,
DR SMITH
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I thought it would be fun to CC Peter with my reply to Dr. Smith Adams and then try to play them against eachother. Wait until read what happened next.
From Tiffany Mynx to Dr. Smith CC: Peter Aka (Feb. 24)
Dr. Smith,
My name is Tiffany (don't call me Sir). My boyfriend is from Nigeria. His name is Peter Aka (?). I think you want to talk about this with him. I will copy Peter on this email.
Thanks
Tiffany
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I never heard from Dr. Smith Adams again so Peter must have told him to knock it off. I guess I was going to be the one that would have to stir the pot.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 20)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your message,including that from one smith, he has not contacted me as you asked him.I think he is not serious person, just crook. I want to know if you are still ready for us to conclude this transaction, if yes i need to get to have your phone number and also talk with you on the phone. You can send items to nigeria and arrange to come here directly then from here we move to Accra. This will make me take you very seriously and it will sign of committment. I have taken your advise on the divorce matter.
I am missing your lovely boobs . EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Are you kidding me?
My regards to the Boys. LUV u.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 24)
Dear Peter AKA (?),
It was good to hear from you. I am writing you from a small Internet cafe in Death Valley. We are shooting a movie. I will not have Internet access until Monday. I will contact you then. I am glad you are taking my advice on the divorce thingy. You must always think with the small head, not the big one. That is an American saying by the way. Oh, before I forget. Mr. Smith keeps emailing me. He says you are a crook and not to trust you. He says you run scams on people and you can't be trusted. He really wants me to trust him. Why? Why doesn't he like you? I figured I would let you know.
I love and miss you.
Tiffany
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 24)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Hi. I'm back from my shoot. It was fun. Boy my ass is sore. Between that big Mandingo cab driver and the movie, I can barely walk. Anyway, have you talked to Mr. Smith Adams yet? He will not stop emailing me. Hello, psycho path. What is his problem? I believe you still but he is being so persistent. I included his last email to me. Read it below. Just so I am sure, you haven't been lying to me Peter? Tell the truth because my heart just can't take being lied to.
Luv
Tiffany
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: This is a fake email. I tried to sound like a Nigerian Scammer. I figured this would get a rise out of peter.
Ø > >From: smith adams smith_adams11@yahoo.com To: smith_adams11@yahoo.com
Ø > >Subject: HONARABLE CONTRACTOR Ø > > >Date: Wed, 19 Feb 2003 09:27:17 -0800 (PST)
DEAR TIFFANY,
IT IS I, MR. SMITH ADAMS. I MUST INSERT THAT YOU DO NOT CONTINUE YOU'RE BUSINESS WITH MR. PETER AKA. HE IS A WELL KNOW THIEF IN NIGERIA AND WILL ROB YOU. PLUS HE HAS MANY GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND, KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE ALSO HAD HIV FROM MAN SEX. IT IS BEST YOU CEASE TALKING ON HIM NOW. PLEASE READ THE LINK. THIS IS YOU'RE BOYFRIEND.
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,57760,00.html
HE MAKE NOT NICE... AGREE? VERY DANGEROUS MAN. PLEASE BE SERIOUS ABOUT MY TRANSACTION AS WE HAVE NOT MUCH TIME. I NEED TO HAVE AN ACCOUNT NUMBER TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS. PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH THE REQUESTED INFORMATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY
SMITH ADAMS.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 27)
Dearest Tiffany,
Thank you very much for messages. I am very fine but I was away on duty outside my province that i was unable to check my box. I know you are okay. How was the shooting you went for? i know it was not so tedious for you? well is apart of your profession.
Now listen, that idiot smith does not know me and have done anything with me before and i don't know equally, so he can't have the impetus to vomit such nonsense against me.well, i don't believe that he can say it, may be you are the one trying to whina me up.please give him my phone and tell him to call me, if i don't get him imprisoned you know i am not true citizen.I am an honest man,i know it.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: It worked just like I thought. I'm sure he started sending him threats.
Tiffany dear, are you still interested in our transaction,still ready to come and finalize it? Show me that you are serious with this transaction by given me your phone number so that i can talk with you or you can call me on my phone numbers that i gave several times. If you actually bought those items, send them to me directly, you don't seem to be talking about the whole thing. I want to have a feel of you very soon, because i want to wed you here when you come in our customary court.
What is situation now at gulf,You guys want that cursed animal call Saddam dead.We are in support of the action, he needs to be discipled. Expecting your call. My regards to the Boys. I still love you.
Peter.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 24)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I am not trying to whina you up, whatever that means. This guy Smith is emailing me at least twice a day. I will give him your phone number but I doubt he will call you. He already has your email. It is weird because he said you were going to say that you would have him thrown in jail but he is saying that it is you that will be going to jail for scamming Americans. He says many people want you dead. He also said that after I send you the computers and watches, you will sell them on the street for money to buy drugs and male prostitutes. That?s gross Peter. Why would someone do that? He said that you will kidnap me when I get to Nigeria and try to extort more money. I don?t even know what that means but it sounds scary. He also said that any photo you send is fake. He told me to have you send a photo with you holding a sign with my name on it. It?s not that I don?t believe you but I have to be sure. Will you send me a photo with you holding a sign that says ?Tiffany Mynx? on it? Then I will do everything you want.
Luv,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Mar. 1)
DEAR TIFFANY M,
THIS IS NO LONGER A RELATIONSHIP,IF YOU CAN BELIEVE SMITH GO AHEAD AND DO SO, BUT ALL THAT I TELLING YOU IS YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN A SERIOUS PERSON AND A CHEAP PROSTITUTE.AMERICANS CAN NOT DO WITHOUT AFRICA THAT IS WHERE THEY STOLE ALL RICHES FROM,AND THEY STILL STEALING FROM ALLOVER THE WORLD. LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THE GULF.I CAN NOT SEND MY PICTURE HOLDING A NAME OF GHOST, I AM NOT A ROBOT. YOU ARE INDIRECTING INSULTING MY GOOD PERSONALITY WHICH I CANNOT TAKE FROM ANY BODY. THAT IS WHY I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PLAYING ALL THESE DAYS. I HAVE NEVER TAKING YOU SERIOUS FOR ONCE. I AM NOT SCAMMER , I HAVE NOT IT DONE BEFORE. MEANWHILE AMERICA IS NOT RICHER THAN NIGERIA, WE HAVE OIL WELLS ALL THE WHOLE PLACE. OSAMA BIN LADEN IS PLANNING ANOTHER HEAVY AND DANGEROUS ATTACK ON AMERICA AGAIN. I HAVE THE FACTS AT HAND. I AM BEEN SERIOUS NOT A JOKE.YOU BETTER INFORM YOU ARE SECURITY AGENTS ABOUT THIS.OSAMA IS HERE IN NIGERIA.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: He did not just go to the Osama card!
THANK YOU.
PETER.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Mar. 3)
Dear Peter,
Fine, the whole thing is off. If you think you are breaking up with me, you are out of your mind. So don?t go tell your friends it was your choice because ?I BROKE UP WITH YOU.? Smith was right all along. I can?t believe you pay to have sex with men. Peter, that is sick. Also, I never saw the movie ?Ghost? so I have no idea what you are talking about. Another thing, how dare you compare yourself to robots. You could only dream of being as classy as C3PO or R2D2. Those are real robots. Oh, and fourthly, America doesn?t even care about Nigeria. You think your special because you have elephants, tigers, ebola monkeys, and zebras running around the streets with you. We have those here too Peter, we just keep them in zoos. America has oil too you know. We have regular oil, baby oil, oil for your car, olive oil, and cooking oil. Don?t think oil makes you cool because it doesn?t. Who is this Osama Bin Omelet guy you keep talking about? Is he one of the guys you pay to have sex with? That is so gross Peter. His name sounds French. Is he a French guy? That makes me sick. To think I would have had sex with you too. Fuck you, fuck your country, fuck your little boyfriend Osama, fuck your wild animals, fuck your Aunt Jemima looking wife, fuck your African outfit, and fuck everything you stand for. You are a scammer and Smith is on to you. I suggest you go get professional help.
Tiffany
PS ? Hammer still wants to kick your ass. The only reason he wouldn't was because of me. All bets are off now. If you run into him on the street, run for your life.
PSS ? Your grasp of the English language is about as tight as your ass after a big African Mandingo has been in it. God knows you love it. I suggest you get hooked on phonics. Stupid man!
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Mar. 5)
DEAR TIFFANY M,
YOU HURT ME FIRST BY BELIEVING A COMPLETE STRANGER THAT YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW. I AM NOT SCAMMER AS YOU THINK,IF I AM ONE I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY IDENTITY BUT STILL YOU DON'T BELIEVE,WHAT WILL DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE ME, KILL MYSELF FOR YOU? YOU HAVE HAVE NEVER BEEN STRAIGHT WITH FROM DAY ONE, YOU HID YOUR IDENTITY LIKE PHONE NUMBER ETC SO I CAN NOT TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOUR NAME ON MY HAND BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL NOT ALSO BELIEVE ME. I DID NOT HURT DELIBRATELY BUT YOU CAUSED IT BY USING WHAT YOU HEARD FROM SMITH INDIRCETLY AGAINST ME. WE ARE STILL GOOD FRIENDS. MY REGARDS TO THE BOYS. CAN YOU SEND TO ME THEIR
PICTURES?
THANK YOU.
PETER. EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I figured it was time to come clean.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Mar. 6)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I?m sorry to inform you that you have failed as a scammer due to the fact that you would not send me a photo with yourself holding a ?Tiffany Mynx? sign. Holding the sign with my name on it is the final step in the 2003 Nigerian 419 Scammer Scholarship Fund Contest. Peter, I haven't been exactly honest with you. This whole thing has been a setup. Let me explain it to your retarded ass and hopefully you will grasp the concept. Lets see, where should I begin:
The N419SSFC has been operating out of Barlow, Oregon since 1997. Going into our 7th year, we are honored to say that we have been detrimental in providing the funding to a lazy/stupid Nigerian Scammer each and every year. We recognize that you Scamming Nigerians, work so hard to steal from innocent people who work hard for their money. Bravo! Since 97, my organization has annually selected 10 Nigerian Scammers and put them through a rigorous emailing campaign to test their writing skills, grasp of the English language, tenacity, ability to send photos, and basically how low they would sink to steal money from people. You my friend, were only three points away from the leader before you were disqualified. Although you scored high marks on must categories, you fucked up the picture sending with a sign part. This is an automatic disqualification. Oh well fuck face, there is always next year. You must be very disappointed Peter. The first place scammer in 2003 will receive the following prizes: $5000 US Dollars, a bowl of condoms (God knows you Africans need them), and a cute Ebola Monkey. Don't worry Peter, your efforts were not in vain. For your time, I will be writing you a check for $1. You will also be going home with a customized picture of me looking for your check, attached with this email. I suggest you re-enter this contest in 2004 because you such a scum bag, you have a good shot at winning. I have included your results up to your disqualification. This will give you an idea on what you have to work on for next year. I?ve also included past winners. I'd like to thank every Nigerian Piece of Shit Scammer for participating. Especially you Peter. May you die of a venereal disease or get eaten by a lion. What ever you fuckers usually die from. Don?t give me that ?Americans have rapped Africa shit either. Oh, and save the Osama Bin Laddin bull shit too. If he is still alive, he?s not hanging around you stupid mother fuckers. Scammers are half retarded, and that?s the good half. Just shut the fuck up, get a real job, and take it like a man.
This should make you feel better. I've graded your performance on a scale of 1-10.
Grasp of the English language: 5 (Not bad, but not great. You started to come apart in the end.)
Originality: 7 (I?m just going to give you a 7, what can I say)
Pictures of family: 7 (Your pictures were pretty believable except for the Sex Machine photo)
Tenacity: 8 (Very responsive. I am curious though, what would you have done to me if I was as stupid as you and got on a plane to Africa?)
Intelligence: 3 (Now why would you go to the airport a second time? Use your head brainiac. I won?t even talk about the A.S.S., porno, and the fact you thought a girl like Tiffany Mynx would even talk to you. Make the little hamster in your head run harder stupid.)
Likable: 8 (You are personable.)
Sending a picture of yourself holding a sign with my name: DISQUALIFIED (You have to be prepared for requests like this if you are going to scam)
Sorry Peter, you suck.
Love, Tiffany Mynx
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Mar. 10)
tiffany m,
you are nothing but poor american that feeds only burger, a cheap harlot , that will die of heart attack eating burger.
we are repariting our monies you stole from our fore fathers you took on slave, we are very much angry with you foolish white pigs.GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU PEOPLE FOR ALL THE EVILS YOU DID TO US AFRICANS.
YOU ARE LUCKY.
From Tifany Mynx to Peter Aka (Mar. 11)
It seems if I play my cards right I will get to head back over to Med's "how rich are you" thread and upgrade my wealth status so he can rail against yet another "elitist righty".
Here's the web link, check out the master at work.
Enjoy.
　
http://ebolamonkeyman.com/index.html
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Original Email) 11/1
From the office of: Dr.Peter Aka(C.B.N)
Private EMAIL
cbn_updatektt@post.com)Personal Number:234 80 33007631.
ATTN:BENEFICIARY CONTRACTOR :
NOTE: THE INFORMATION IN THIS MESSAGE AND IN ANY ATTACHMENTS, CONTAINS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION AND IS INTENDED SOLELY FOR THE ATTENTION AND USE OF THE NAMED ADDRESSEE (S). IT MUST NOT BE DISCLOSED TO ANY PERSON(S) WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION. IF YOU ARE NOT THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, OR A PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR DELIVERING IT TO THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO AND MUST NOT, DISCLOSE, COPY,DISTRIBUTE, OR RETAIN THIS MESSAGE OR ANY PART OF IT.
RE: UNPAID CONTRACT SUM
After waiting to hear from you or your Nigeria partners for a long time now, I decided to make this direct approach to you in other not to let it be as if I have anything in mind against you. I do not know if you have asked yourself why each time the release of these fund is approved, all of a sudden, the payment will be stopped or one problem or the other will come up. If you have not asked this question or you do not know, this is an opportunity for me to tell you.
Some time ago, your Nigerian friend I mean the people that introduced you to the project approached me through my dear Wife who works with the federal Ministry of Finance and requested me to assist them conclude a money transfer deal they had with you, they requested me to assist them by removing the original contractors name, companys name and bank particulars from Central bank of Nigeria (CBN) vetting computer and replacing them with your name and your bank details in order to make you appear as the rightful beneficiary of this funds. I agreed on condition that they will pay me $100,000 as soon as your name appears as the beneficiary.I did as agreed and demanded to be paid but your friends started telling me stories. They even told me that you promise to send money to me. Do you know that up till now, I have not received a single cent from them and have not set my eyes on any of them.
Based on their attitude, I decided to stop the funds release movement because I cannot be denied of my right in my own office considering the risk as it might affect my job. Secondly, I know the source of the funds and you did not execute any contract in
Nigeria, although I am the only person privileged to know this information and it is a fact. Why I am making this clear to you is that I can see that you are still making efforts spending money in order to conclude this project. Now I am ready to forget the past, I do not need the $100,000 any longer from you but a share of 25% of the total sum. I need your assurance that those your colleagues will be totally keep out of this transaction, I know that none of them is aware of this transaction after trying their best to conclude it without my consent.
Finally, I need your promise that no official of the
Central bank of Nigeria will be aware of my involvement in this regard. Now re-assure me that you will be willing to offer me the 25% of the fund, that you will assist my wife and personal assistant to establish a foreign account in your country where my share will be lodged.
If you are ready to conclude this business with me, you can contact me immediately on (EMAIL
cbn_updatektt@post.com).so that we can have chat over this issue once and for all so that we can move forward. But if the reverse is the case, do not bother yourself to reach me.
Regards, DR. Peter Aka
DIRECTOR (K.T.T UNIT) C.B.N.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/4)
Hello Peter Aka,
I received your email but I think it was a mistake. My name is Tiffany and I live in California. Sorry if this was not for me but if there is some way I can help you, let me know.
XOXO
Tiffany Mynx
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov.
Dear Tiffany Minx,
Thanks very much for your kind message,and on your acceptance to assist in this transaction.As you have seen through my message where i work,such a sensitive possition in the Apex Bank of the federation.
Yes we can work together and you can be of an assistance to us.But first let me have your private mobile phone and fax numbers to enhance our communication.
Here is my direct phone number 234 1 7754554.or 234 8037218281.please call me immediately as soon as you received this mail for us to finalize, also please your Bank particulars will be highly needed to enable us secure fresh approval on behalf of your name.
Expecting your urgent response.
Best Regards.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/
Dear Peter Aka,
Thank you for the message. The best way to reach me is through email as I am on the road all the time. I work in the adult entertainment industry. I log on all the time from my laptop so don?t hesitate to write. You can trust me with this transaction as I am a woman of high morals.
XOXO
Tiffany Mynx
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Adult Entertainment Industry & high morals, see the irony? He won't.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 12)
DEAR MR TIFFANY MINX,
THANKS YOUR MESSAGE.I AM HONESTLY SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN REPLYING YOUR MESSAGE.I WAS OUT OF STATION ON OFFICIAL ENGAGEMENT.I AM HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE PRIVATE PERSON,SAME LIKE ME. BECAUSE OF MY POSITION THAT I'M PRESENTLY OCCUPLYING. FURTHER EXPLANATION/ADDITIONAL INFORMATION YOU MAY WISH TO KNOW ARE.I AM PETER AKA,I WORK WITH KTT/TELEX DEPT OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.I ALSO HEAD THE TREASURY SECTION.IAM FROM THE NORTHERN PART OF THE COUNTRY THAT IS HIGHLY DOMINATED BY MOSLEMS,BUT IT HAPPENS THAT I COME A CHRISTIAN HOME IN JOS PLATEUE
STATE.THIS IS MY 12YEARS OF SERVICE WITH THE APEX BANK.
I AM MARRIED WITH THREE CHILDREN,MY FIRST SON IS IN THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS,MY SECOND SON IS ABOUT TO ENTER AND MY DAUGTHER IS STILL IN COLLEGE.IAM 45 YEARS OF AGE.I WILL SEND YOU MY PICTURE AS WE PROGRESS.
NOW TO THE TRANSACTION,THIS MONEY IS $25.6MILLION THAT ME AND MY COLLEAGUES WORKING WITH ME DISCOVERED THAT WAS FLOATING IN THE BANK,WE STARTED ON THE ARRANGEMENT TO MOVE THE MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY,WHICH HAVE PERFECTED.WE WANT YOU NOW TO RECIEVE THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF AND HELP US INVEST IT INTO ANY PROFITABLE BUSINESS THAT YOU MAY DEEM FIT.WE PLAN MOVING THE
MONEY OUT IN CASH THROUGH DIPLOMATIC CHANNEL TO ONE OF THESE AFRICAN COUNTRIES,FROM THERE YOU CAN OPEN A DOMICILLARY ACCOUNT AND THEN TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACC,ANY WHERE YOU WISH.WE WILL ALSO SIGN AN AGGREEMENT WITH YOU.
I WILL GIVE DETAILS,YOU MAY WISH TO KNOW WHEN I GET YOUR MESSAGE.
THANK YOU ,
DR PETER AKA.
THANK
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: If he responds to this next email, we know we are dealing with a card carrying idiot.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/13)
Wow, that certainly is a mouthful. No pun intended. Well, I guess I should tell you a little about me.
Date of Birth: 10/10/1971
Given name: Shannon Cummings (Tiffany Mynx/Minx is my stage/acting name but that's what I prefer to be called)
Birth place: Upland, California, USA
Height: 5 ft. 3 in.
Measurements: 34D-23-36
Hobbies: Fishing
Marital status: Divorced; two sons
I mainly dance now instead of making movies. I'm not a real religious person.
Let me tell you how I got to where I am today. I was doing okay as a stripper but there was so much competition. Until one day one of my driver/bodyguards called and to tell me that he worked on movie sets part time. He went on to tell me that my girlfriend and I should stop by the studio because they needed a couple of extra girls and I could make some good money. I said, "sure." So there I was, in a room full of girls. There was a door in the room that would open, and they would call us in one at a time. When it was my turn, I was walked into a room with a man sitting behind a desk. He asked me to take off my clothes. He told me he liked me and wanted me for the job. Now he mentions to me that he wants me to do two sex scenes. I couldn't believe it, I didn't know what to do or what I should do. Well, you guessed it. I did the job and they called me back again the next week for another gig. My first movie was, "The D.J." and the second picture was called, "The Good the Bad and the Horny." Both movies were shot for V.C.A.. I worked with Tony Tedeshi both times and we became friends. He asked me what agency I worked for, and I couldn't answer because I had no idea there were agencies in the adult film industry. He took me to my first agency and it was there that I meet all sorts of important directors, producers, and other people. Suddenly I was working all the time and I felt really good about myself. I felt alive, beautiful energetic and sexy. It was the first time in my life I had good money, a job and some self-respect. Do you know what I mean? Since then I've starred in over 1000 movies. Anyway, what was it like growing up Christian in a Muslim area? I've always wanted to go to Nigeria to see the Eiffel Tower and all those crazy kangaroos that are always up to their zany tricks. I hear the French can be really rude. Do you snow Ski?
You said your son goes to THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS. Do they have a football team? What are they ranked in the BCS? Is it a party school? I think Van Wilder went the THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS. Are your other two children going there? Or will they go to Stanford, Harvard, or Brigham Young University? Maybe they could go to ass-clown school or something. Don't mind me, I'm a nosey person. I've attached a recent photo of me at a wet t-shirt contest that I won at Flash Dancers.
Talk to you soon,
Tiffany Minx
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 14)
Dear Tiffany M,
Thanks very much for your mail that explained little about yourself. Iam very happy to know little about yourself. Shannon i must confess that you are such a pretty and sexy looking woman that know man would like to miss. I like you for been open to me and i quite appreciate it.
Now let me tell you something about this transaction that i would like you to take serious.we have perfected every arrangement for sucessful conclution of this transaction,no risk involved. All has been taken care off.we have agreed with colleagues to invest this money into film production possibily to build a big STUDIO for you to manage on our behalf untill we resign from our positions.we will compensate with 15% of the total amount,for all the committement, like travelling to the agreed venue and every other expenses that you will make.
pls let know serious you are to do this transaction with us.let me have your private telephone numbers to enhance our communication.my phone is 234 80 3721 82 81, pls i will you to call me. I will let you have my picture on next mail to you.
pls keep this transaction secret.
urgently expecting your reply.
DR PETER AKA.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 16)
DEAREST SHANNON,
I HOPE GOT MY MAIL OF 14TH ? PLS I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. I BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY. EVERYTHING IS READY. EXPECTING TO KNOW YOUR POSITION.
REGARDS TO YOUR SONS.
PETER AKA.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Lets see if I can freak him out.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/1
Dear Peter AKA,
Thank you for your beautiful responses. Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. I was on location filming a movie. It is to be called "All Holes Filled (The K-Y Connection). It will feature a lot of DP's, facials, farts and dwarfs. It was a blast. I have another film that I will be shooting this week called "Black Cock, White HO HO HO." Obviously, we are aiming for a holiday theme. Should be buckets of fun.
I read your email and I have no idea what you are talking about. Remember, I'm a BLONDE. What traveling venue are you talking about?
I hope to talk to you soon. Oh, one more question. You always sign your name Peter AKA. I assume the AKA means Also Known As. What are you also know as? I figure it's something like Peter AKA Big Willie Style or something. Please let me know because my curiosity has gotten the best of me.
To Infinity and Beyond,
Tiffany M.
PS - Are you really a doctor? If so, can you tell me what the best medicine is for Wynonaryder Syndrome.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Nope, no freaking him out. After the last two emails, I knew I could say anything.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 1
Dear Tiffany M
Thanks for your mail .It is well understood. I know you are very busy person,but please i want to appeal to you attention on this transaction. It is all about money that we want invest through you,the arrangement to move the funds have been concluded, we are waiting to get a good response from you. We are saying that there will be need for us to meet in country with much financial restriction,so that we can sign some agreement with you and hand over the money for purpose.
Iam not a medical doctor i do not know the medicine for that.
Pls take this transaction seriously. you can call me on my private # 234 80 3721 8281 for further discusion on this matter.
Expecting to hear from you soon.
My regards to the boys.
DR Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/1
Dear Peter AKA (?),
Oh, I see. I do take this transaction seriously but maybe I'm not the one who could help you. I don't just get into business transactions over three emails. I know what you are thinking; "She doesn't get into business transactions on the first email but she will have sex on film with complete strangers. What's the big deal?" Business transactions are personal, porn isn't. Now I don't know what it's like in Nigeria and maybe that's why everyone thinks the french are so rude but we do things different here. There is a little thing in the business world we like to call foreplay. For Jimmy?s sake, I don't even have a picture of you yet. What country are we supposed to meet in? Am I supposed to go to Nigeria? Who is this "we" you keep talking about?
You need to build trust, not demand it. Get to know one another. El Comprende?
Hasta La Vista,
Tiffany M
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 19)
DEAR TIFFANY M.
THANKS FOR MAIL. IAM NOT TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS WITH BUSINESS, IT IS DUE THE SITUATION OF THINGS HERE IN THE COUNTRY AS WE HAVE ENTERED INTO LAST FISCAL YEAR . WE WANT TO CONCLUDE IT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR,BECAUSE ALREADY HAVE TENDERED OUR RESIGNATION LETTER AS YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE CIVIL SERVANTS.
DEAR TIFFANY,I WOULD LIKE US TO WORK WITH UNDERSTANDING TO ACHIEVE SUCESS AT THIS POINT IN TIME. PLS I SUGGEST WE MEET IN ACCRA IN GHANA , WHERE YOU WILL CAN COMFORTABLY OPEN A DOMICILLARY ACCOUNT THEN TRANSFER IT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT,THIS IS TO AVOID ANY TRACE OF THE FUNDS. I WILL SEND YOU MY PICTURE SOME THIS WEEK.
PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR PRIVATE PHONE # TO ENHANCE OUR COMMUNICATION AND GET MORE FAMILIAR.
HERE IS MY PHONE# 234 80 3721 8281.PLS CALL ME ANY TIME. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS WE CAN DO TOGETHER. EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS TO THE BOYS.
DR PETER AKA.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/19)
Dear Peter AKA (?),
Sorry for the misunderstanding. I think it's the language barrier. Your grasp of the English language is about as strong as my four year old's handshake. It's more like the English they speak in England. It's too bad I don't speak Africanese, although I did date a black guy once and he taught me Ebonics. I think meeting ACCRA IN GHANA would be a good idea. I've never been there. Please answer the following questions about ACCRA IN GHANA so I have a better understanding of the area.
1. How is the water skiing? Growing up in California, I'm an avid water skier and my dream is to water ski in every country.
2. I think GHANA has mostly a Jewish population. What exactly is the %?
3. Is it anywhere near Mogadishu? If so, I don't think I should go there. I saw Black Hawk Down and I don't think they would take to kindly to a blond white girl. Know what I mean?
4. Are there any warlords in Ghana?
5. Is the Ebola virus and monkey rampant in Ghana?
6. What is the nightlife like? Clubs, bars, disco, spas, s & m shops, etc...
7. Is the weather hot or cold during this time of year?
8. Can you obtain a filming permit? It would be interesting to shoot a movie over there. Do you know any male porn stars? Do they even have an adult movie industry in Ghana?
Please let me know the answers to these questions. I am awaiting your photo. It would be cool if you could take the picture while you were holding a sign that says "Hello, Tiffany Mynx." Will you do that for me?
Best regards,
Tiffany M
PS - I think you are right, there is a lot we can do together.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: The amazing thing about being a hot chick is that you can say whatever you want, no matter how offensive, and get away with it. If I was a 40 year old man, he would have been pissed.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 22)
DEAREST TIFFANY M,
I HONESTLY APPOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY IN REPLYING YOUR MAIL.I WAS OUT OF MY STATION ON OFFICIAL DUTY. IT IS REALLY A LANGUAGE BARRIER, YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE COLONIZED BY BRITISH. I HAVE SEEN YOUR QUESTION, I HAVE CARRIED OUT SOME INVESTIGATION IN ORDER TO GIVE YOU AN ACCURATE ANSWERS. I MUST GET BACK TO YOU WITH ANSWERS AND MY PICTURE OVER THE WEEKEND. MY REGARDS TO THE BOYS. HOPING TO MEET WITH YOU SOON.
THANK YOU.
DR PETER AKA.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/22)
Dear DR PETER AKA (?),
Sounds good. I know what it is like to be busy. I'm dancing tonight at Show Girls, than I am working a convention on Saturday. I will be busy too. I'm anxious to hear the answers to my questions.
Your honkey,
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 25)
Dearest Tiffany M.
How was the dancing over the weekend? I believe it was a nice one. In addition to my last mail,here are the answers to your question.
1 There are water skiers in Ghana , we have this Altantic ocean that pass through the west African region.so there are a lot of good water you can ski when you come.
2 Ghana is not mostly populated by Jewish,i dont think if is up to 10%Jews.
3 Ghana is very far from mogadishu, Ghana is in the west african region, while mogadishu is somewhere in the east of africa. very close to somalia. they are not close at all. The black hawk guys are very kind to white blonds, you are in safe hands. there are alot of white blonds tourist in accra.
4 There are no war lords in Ghana, the country has been peaceful since1957 they got their independence from Britain.
5 There is no ebola virus in Ghana at all,and monkies are not rampant.You can find this ebola virus and monkies in places like Kenya,Uganda and Tanzania east of africa.
6 Wonderful night life,good night clubs, good bars, african ladies night. you will not believe what you will see, african ladies getting wild and dancing nude.you need to see it, it is an exciting action.
7 Weather in this time of year in Ghana is warm but not too hot,what i may call warm my be too hot for you.You can have sun birth.
Yes, i can obtain a filming permit on special arrangement, if you really want to shoot a film in Ghana, i can get you the cost of the permit and finalize it before your arrival.
I dont know any porn star,as you know that i am not in show business, but i have friend tall and lanky a sex machine, he can make woman go crazy with his dick. You know that everyafrica man is full of actions.
There is an adult movie industry in Ghana, i will get the address before you come.These informations are authentic and correct, after much investigation.
Pls i want know when likely for you to be in Ghana? pls let me have your private phone#.you can at any time on this # 234 80 3721 8281.To enable finalize with every arrangement that has to do with the funds.
It has been difficult for me to attach my photo because the server is very slow, i will try again tomorrow.
Thank you.
My regards to the boys.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (11/26)
Dear Peter AKA (?)
Thank you for the email. My dancing was good this weekend until I slipped off the stage and sprained my ankle. You see, I do this show with another girl and we use baby oil and that can make the floor slippery. Anyway, I'm glad you answered all my questions. From what you have told me, Ghana sounds a lot like Kentucky. I'm not sure when I can make it there. I have to look at my schedule. When do you think the best time is to come out?
How is your wife? I hope all is well.
Tell Sex Machine I said hi. He sounds like he would be good for a movie. Does he screw other guys? It would be cool to make a movie in Ghana were Sex Machine gets pumped by a big African guy and an American white girl. We could call it "The Violation of Sex Machine." Please ask him.
Anxiously waiting for your photo?
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Nov. 2
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your message. I was away to Ghana to finalize things. How is your sprained ankle? i hope you are getting better. i wish you quick recovery. The sex machine guy is fine, he does screw guys but ready to act sex movie in Ghana. I spoke to the officer in Ghana for the permit he woks for Ghana ministry of ARTS and CULTURE, he said it is possible, if we are ready to pay for it.
Please there is need for us to conclude this transaction before the this year comes to an end. So it is very important you come this time around,try fix this into your tight programme. Everybody is okay including my wife. Here is my personal picture where iam resting in my office plus a group picture with my follower directors of the APEX BANK.
My regards to the boys. Hoping meeting with you soon.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Let's see how far we can push Sex Machine before he says "screw that."
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (12/2)
Dear Dr Peter Aka (?),
Thanks for the message. Tell Sex Machine to get ready! We are going to violate his ass, big time. His scene will involve a really big black dude nicknamed The Hammer, a big rubber dildo, a cucumber, anal beads, a white girl's fist, and a Tonka Toy Truck. Are you sure he can handle it and live up to his name? He won't be able to walk after we film his scene. I checked with the producers, the movie will be called "Tiffany in Africa: The Violation of Sex Machine. I can't wait. I will tell you when we can get over there. Hopefully it will be soon. We will also send you money for the permit in advance. We have to round up the cameramen, actors, and the director, so we need some time.
Anyways, my ankle is fine. Thank you for the pictures. I love the one of you and your homies. Is the girl your wife? You look like Magic Don Juan in your suit. Very nice. I went to a porn convention this weekend. Here is a photo of me there. Got Mynx? Hee Hee. Get it?
Talk to you soon,
Tiffany
Dearest Tiffany M,
How are you? I am very happy to hear hear that your ankle is now. i hope you enjoyed the thanksgiving holiday, because i expected your mail sometime last week. Your picture is wonderful, i can not just wait to be with you. I am eagerly, anxiously waiting to get your flight schedule, and i will be rigth in Ghana to recieve you guys.The sex machine guy is very much ready to perform anything, so he will get paid at end of the day.
The woman there is not my wife,she is a colleague in the same office with me.She is also involve in our deal. Pls let me have your movement ealier enough,for to prepare all the necessary arrangment. Expecting to hear from you soon.
My regards to the boys.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 4)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Thank you for the email. Everything is going good. Is it possible to get a photo of Sex Machine. The producers of the movie would like to see what he looks like. If you could email me one with him holding a sign that says "Sex Machine," that would be great. This is very common in our industry. That way, if we ever use him again we can match him up with the right looking girl or guy. Also, tell him that we pay him handsomely for his effort. We are going to cram so many things up his ass so it's only right that he gets paid well. I mean we are really going to jam things up there. It will be fantastic. By the way, is there a law against sex with animals in Nigeria. We have some interesting concepts that we have thrown around that are not legal for filming in the US and we are just curious. Maybe you could ask Sex Machine.
Please tell me what I should prepare for our business transaction as well.
Talk to you soon,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 4)
Daarest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your mail. I can get you one his pictures for your perusal and that of the producers, but i am not too such if it will come with him holding sign SEX MACHINE. He is ready for any action, as far as he recieves handsome payment for every action. there is big law against having sex with animals in Nigeria, but ido not know that of Ghana, i have to find out. But if you really want a movie on that i can to talk to one lebanese friend, he can organize the boys and the girls that can perform in it, as far as you will be able to for their trips to Ghana,hotel accomodations and their charges. This can be performed in Ghana.You know , people are hungary in this part of the world, they are ready to do anything to survive. You don't have prepare so much, rather than to come with some money for opening of a domicillary account and also to get you a resident permit, since you will be shooting a Movie in Ghana. Pls remember to send money to enable process the permit before guys arrive. if there is any other thing to come with i will let you know.
How many are you coming? and when exactly are you people coming. I will try get his picture send to soon.
My regards to the boys. You can call me on phone 234 1 775 4554 any time.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 5)
Hi Peter Aka (?),
That sounds great. Don't worry about the animal thing. We have another idea. Reality Shows are a hit in America. Shows like The Real World, The Bachelor, The Osbornes, and Survivor have taken over the TV sets in American households. Please ask Sex Machine, and we would pay him, keep that in mind, if he wouldn't mind us following him around with a camera after we violate his ass. See, here's what I'm thinking. I assume he won't be able to walk for a week after we jam all that shit up there. Plus, The Hammer is about 325 Ibs., 6 ft. 4, and 9 inches long. He's going to tear the shit out of Sex Machine's anus, I don't care how strong you think he is. We thought we could do a reality show entitled "Life and Times of a Nigerian Porn Star; the Diary of Sex Machine." There would be no sex, we would just follow him around and tape his everyday life after he gets railed in the porn. When he goes to the store, what he eats, how he chills at the crib, will he be able to go to the bathroom. It will be interesting because he'll have trouble going #2 (trust me) and he'll be rolling around in his wheel chair taking Vicatin. It will be real cool. What do you think?
Anyway, there will be 6 people, including myself coming over. I'll let you know more details later.
Anxiously awaiting the photo.
Tiffany M.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Obviously, this Sex Machine guy doesn't scare easy.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 5)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your mail. I do understand everything and i believe sex machine is ready to do any, since he is get heavy paid for it.
Now, these guys coming with you, are they involve in our transaction? When do you think you will come ? because of the christmas holidays coming , so that i can plan my programme well. I will send you the sex machine picture as soon as he brings it to me. I was expecting your phone call, but you did not call and also did not give me your phone numbers. Waiting for more details from you.
My regards to the boys.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
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From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 5)
Dear Phillip Aka (?),
The people that are coming with me are not part of our business transaction. They know nothing about it. They are there for the film "Tiffany in Africa, The Violation of Sex Machine." We will probably come sometime in January. I know you will be busy with Kwanzaa and all that so after the holidays would be better. I am going to look up flights and hotel accommodations this weekend. What is the cost of the filming permit and how much do you think we should pay Sex Machine for the movie and the reality TV show? Please advise.
Anxiously awaiting the photo.
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 6)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your mail. I am very glad to hear that the guys coming with you are not involved in our transaction. Unless you have one trusted person among them you can involve, but if not don't border. It will cost about $ US 1,250 to process the permit in Ghana, it is excluding other miscellaneous expenses like hotel accomodation, transport etc It will take some days in Accra to obtain the permit, as know you in this part of world you grase their palms before you can get whatever you want fast.So this amount is just the official fee,which a reciept will issued. The sex machine said that he has to cost every thing and he will let know the actual amount he wants to be paid,i will also collect his picture at the same time.
Since you guys are coming by January it will good i get this permit before your arrival,so that immediately you arrive we will set, without delay. You can the money through WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER,TO PETER AKA,LAGOS NIGERIA,i will get in the next 2hrs, it is the fastest way of sending money overseas. If you send it today, i will be in Ghana by tommorow saturday and start the whole thing by monday, by wenesday i will be through. I will now send you a copy of it from there. Pls you can add some money for my hotel, flight etc. i will contact you from Ghana.
My regards to the boys.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 11)
Dearest Tiffany M,
How are you ? I believe that you are alright, because i have been waiting to hear from you all these days. Are we still going to process the permit in Ghana?
Here is the picture of the sex machine, and he said he wants to be paid us$10,000 for the whole appreance.
Please let me know serious you are in getting the permit.
My regards to the boys
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Check out the "Sex Machine." He must have cut this out from the Nigerian Pimp Clothing catalog.
Dear Peter AKA,
How are you? I've been good but busy. I've been working conventions the past week. It's been crazy. I'm glad you sent the picture of Sex Machine. He is very handsome with his suit with stripes that match the background of the photo. He kind of looks like Luther Vandross (skinny version) mixed with Chunk from Goonies. I think $10,000 is a good fee. We will pay him
when we arrive. Please tell him to get his ass in shape. He should be practicing exercises to loosen his asshole up as we are going to be jamming some pretty big things up his ass. He should be putting his fist, a cucumber, and whatever else he can find up there to stretch the muscle. It will be barrels of fun. My friend, his costar, THE HAMMER, finds him very handsome. I've attached a photo so SEX MACHINE can see what he looks like. He's the big black dude in the red hat. 300 Ibs. of man. Oh, about the permit. Don't worry about it. We are going to shoot the movie in my hotel room with a regular hand held video camera. My fans like spontaneous shooting. It's going to have a very amateur feel to it. No reason to make a big production out of it. Besides, I don't have to bring a camera crew this way.
Hope all is well. Talk to you soon.
Tiffany M.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I found this random picture of Suge Knight on the Internet. I know what you are thinking, "What's up with the white dude?"
Hammer Picture
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your message .I also received the attached picture.
please I suggest that we get offical permitt than shooting in a Hotel room to avoid violating certain laws there in Ghana.it is safe and cost effective to abide by these simple laws and be on the safe side as there might be the need to have some shootings outside.
Think also the embarrasment that might be associated with such arrangment should the management of any Hotel discovers what is going on inside a rented hotel appartment. You and I must show reasonable measure of decency and protects our integrity as you well known that I am not in entertainment business and could easily attrract news headline if any things goes wrong.
Think and think it over again, while I assure you that the needed material is ready to perform ( sex machine).
My regard to the boys.
Thank you
Peter Aka
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 13)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I don't think we need one. Plus it's an added expense. We will be using a regular Camcorder so no one will even know. Unless you and sex machine tell somebody but I'm sure you guys are not like that. Especially "Sex Machine." If I were him, I wouldn't want anyone to know that "The Hammer," a watermelon, a woman's fist, an egg beater, the leg of a chair, a toothbrush, your hand and 12 inch double headed dildo with vibrating beaver head were up my ass. That is, if I was a man like him. How funny would it be if the hotel found out. Imagine the look on Sex Machine's face. You say we must show decency, what's so indecent about the violation of Sex Machine's ass. I don't know. Let me ask my magic eight ball what to do. I'll let you know.
Everything we do must be a secret.
I know you know what I mean.
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 16)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for your message.
Please sister,i want you to realize the importance of this permit,we need it, for us to move and do whatever we want freely, I know the systerm here,i should be in the position to advice better. I don't think that it is an added expenses, that amount is very litttle, compare to what you guys will make at the end of the whole thing I am ready to assist if you guys are serious to shoot this movie,to show my sincerity and honestly, i will help you guys with $650.00, you can now pay the balance of $600.00 which i know is not much. Every thing we are doing is secret, nobody hears about it. But it is not good to take risk all round without having anything to defend yourself in case if something goes wrong .
The sex machine is ready to perform,and to keep secret. Pls act fast to enable me to be in Ghana before they close for Xmas.
My regards to the boys.I hoping to see you soon.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: He called me "sister." How funny?
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 17)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
OK, thought about it. NO. Listen here brother, I know what's best for everyone. After all, I'm American, we know what's best for everyone. Nothing that a little cash couldn't pay someone who had an issue to look the other way. Throw in a hand job here and there. From what I see in the movies, Nigerian police are about as crooked as the Leaning Tower of Pizza in Italy. We need a fall guy, that's all. Let me know your thoughts.
I've attached a publicity photo my latest release "Tiffukakke." Get it? How do you think I look? Good right.
Hugs and kisses,
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 1
Dearest Tiffany M,
Baby, You are looking more than good, as if you are about have it from the back. I cannot wait to have it. The water melon on the chest and the physic is too great. From all i have seen you will be such a wonderful lady on bed. Have you made love to an African man before? You have made me to loose control, if like divocing my for you.So that after our transaction we can go sex crazy.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: "The water melon on chest." What the fuck is he talking about? I guess this is how they talk dirty if Nigeria. I like how he asks me "Have you made love to an African man before?" Hello, I'm a freakin porn star. Check out his smooth transition back to scamming.
Now, i did not understand your the first paragraph of your message, are you guys sending the $600.00, i am of the opion that we get the movie permit.We have nothing to with Nigerian police,because we not doing anything here. Have you confirmed your flight for next month? if yes let know when,early or ending. The material is ever ready to deliever. Let me be in Ghana by this weekend to secure this permit it is very important.
My regard to the boys. Waiting to see you.
Thank you.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 20)
Dear Peter AKA(?),
Sorry for the delay in response. We are wrapping up my latest film
"Tiffukakke." If you think my photos drive you crazy, wait till you see me in this film. Anyway, to answer your question, I've never had sex with an African, only African Americans (a ton of them). I guess that kind of counts because their grandparents were taken from Africa by the white devil. No, never mind, it's not the same. It should be interesting and I am looking forward to making sweet monkey love. I can see my mere appearance is driving you wild. I have that affect on men and women believe it or not. I call it "lacking your vitamin T." Anyway, I will let you know the details on Monday. I'm off to another press shoot.
Hugs, fisting, and kisses
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 23)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you for your message. You know that you are such a pretty, wonderful and charming beautiful young lady that no man can resist the temptation. Honestly ,it is really LACKING YOUR VITAMIN T. I have gone wild and crazy for mere seen your apperance. How was the press shooting ? Now, I will be going for holiday as from 25th to 27th, to resume on the28th, let me have this of $600 so that i can secure this permit,it is very important we get it. I have recieved the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT, from the FINANCE AND SECURITY COMPANY where we deposited this money for safe keeping in Ghana on your name as the beneficiary of this fund. I will send to you the documents for perusal. I hope you understand what i'm talking about? Our transaction.
Dear Tiffany, let me have your phone #, i think it is high time we talk to each other on phone.here are my # again. 234 1 7754554 or 234 80 3721 8281. pls it is good we just hear each other's voice.
I am waiting for your response.
My regards to the Boys. I hoping to see you soon.
Thank you.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 27)
Dearest Tiffany M,
How are you? I know you have been carried away by Christmas Funny wind, Please let me what is happening to and when you guys are coming.
My regards to Boys and Merry Christmas to you all. Happy New in advance.
Thank you.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: What is "Christmas Funny wind?"
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Dec. 29)
ATTN:
Tiffany M ,
I wish you merry chrismas,how are you today hope all is well.you just keep silent why?i dont know what is delaying you not to send the little money. for the ghana moves.send it tommorow morning . And try your best .i am with you ok,i love you.
i await your urgent reply.
regards.
peter aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I better answer him or he will kill himself.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Dec. 30)
Dear Peter AKA (?),
Pushy little African you can be. The holidays are a busy time for me. Lots of press conferences, filming, fistings, and photo shoots. Chill out. I'm not sure what's going on with the movie. The studio is threatening to pull the plug on the deal. They feel we will be over budget with the permit. I'm working on it. Believe me, there's nothing I want more than to go to Africa and see Sex Machine become an ass puppet and spend time with you. I will keep you posted on what is going on.
I hope you have a happy Kwanza and a good Bonzii.
Love,
Tiffany M
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 3)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Wellcome to NEW PROPEROUS YEAR OF 2003. How was your Christmas Holiday? I thought as much that festival period like this, is always a busy time for you.
Please Dear Shannon, let us not allow this movie of a thing to takes us away from the real thing we are doing. The most important thing is for you to come down and secure this money for all us, because soon the consignment will be accumulating demurrage with the Finance and Security Company where this Funds were deposited.
Let me know if you are still coming to Ghana so that i can arrange with the sex machine to meet with you. If your guys of the movie are not serious or they are going to delay us, forget them and come down. They can come with the money for the permit if they still want it,i can get within a day or two,may be they are afraid to send the money
Pls LOVE i want to hear your voice on the phone.call me.
My Regards to the Boys. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.
Thank You.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 7)
Dear Peter AKA(?),
Hi sweetie. How are you? I've been extremely busy lately. I just finished a movie where a guy bangs my ass with his foot in a priest outfit. It was crazy. The name of the movie is going to be "Priests Gone Wild." I wish I could talk to you more. I think we are ready to come out. We will probably stay two weeks. Let me know what's good for you.
XOXO
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 7)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your kind message. I guessed so, that you must have been very busy these days. Iam very glad to hear that you guys are ready to come down, let me have your flight schedule to enable me know exactly when to leave and meet with you guys.I don't need much from you ,but for us to have a sucessful business transaction in Ghana. I will like you to remember to come with some money for opening of an account where the money will deposited then to your account. If you can bring a LAB TOP PC and good watches as gift items that will be highly appreciated.Pls call me on my phone for once,234 1 7754554.
My regards to the BOYS.
Thank you.
LOVE.
Dr Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I noticed he kept saying "My regards to the Boys" in every email and I couldn't figure out why at first. Then I realized that in her bio, she said she had two boys. I never mention her kids after that but he includes it in every email.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan.
Dear Peter Aka (?),
It was nice to hear from you. Here is the tentative flight plan. Let me know if this is a problem for you. We have a lay over in Amsterdam. Hopefully, I'll have time to visit a hash bar. RIGHT ON! Anyway, I will bring some watches for your friends. Do they like Mavado or would they prefer Menudo? Let me know. What is a lab top? I don't think we have those in the US. I will also bring $10,000 in cash. Is that enough?
Here is my flight info:
Northwest Airlines 8602
Mon, Jan 27 3:50p-11:20a
plane change
Los Angeles (LAX) Amsterdam (AMS)
Northwest Airlines 8587
Tue, Jan 28 12:20p-7:00p
Amsterdam (AMS) Lagos (LOS)
XOXO69
Tiffany M.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 9)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for furnishing me with your flight schedule to enable me secure some weeks off from office and put things in order. Any of the watches are okay, but movado is fine.I promise you nice time here with some good harsh, but our own weed is wicked.When Sharba Ranks came here some years,he couldn't stand it.The LAB TOP PC is a computer, the smaller type.But if is not possible you replace with good GSM SAMSUNG HAND SET.
Please note that Ghana is the venue of the transaction, so your flight is suppose to be LOS-AMS-ACCRA which is the capital city of Ghana.But i don't know if you would like to visit lagos first before we can proceed to Ghana. I will be right at the airport to wellcome you. pls i can you give me a call for once, it will be highly appreciated.
My regards to BOYS,i will give them some gift from Africa.
Thank you.
LUV U.
Dr Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 9)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I?m glad you got the flight information. If it would be more convenient for us to fly into Accra, I can change the flights. I will pick up the watches and the computer today. I think we call them laptops here. Silly me, I should have known what you were talking about. I am definitely looking forward to Amsterdam. I plan to get high as a kite. Then I will loose my inhabitations and go down to the Red Light district and act a fool, maybe go down on a complete stranger and film it. Anyway, I would have thought the hash in Africa would be amazing but if Mr. Loverman himself (Shabba Ranks) couldn't stand it, well, lord have mercy.
Anyway, let me know if I should change my flight. I have attached a recent photo (New Years Day) of me at a convention. This will help you recognize me when you meet me at the airport. I dyed my hair red. What do you like better, the red or the blonde hair?
Love
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 10)
Dearest Tiffany M,
I am very happy to read from you again.You are you looking good on the red, the blonde is good also. I prefer the red look.
Please change your fligth to Accra in Ghana to avoid any delay in our transaction,but if that will delay the process you can fly straight to Lagos.It is very important you give me the exact place you found convenient.
Please be very careful on how you move at Amsterdam Airport because there are a lot of thieves there, mostly at their coffee bars.
Babe, i must confess. You are too pretty, i can not just wait to meet with you.
I will be right at airport to pick u up.I may likely be on suit or on my African outfit. Which one would you want me to be on? You can book hotel resversation from there if possible. Please confirm to me how many are you or you are alone?
Thank you .My regards to Boys. I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I'm sure he's trying to figure out how he is going to kidnap me. He is sizing up the group I am supposed to be traveling with. Wait until I leave his ass waiting at the airport.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 9)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I have changed the flight information. I have to come a little bit sooner as we could schedule those exact dates. Thanks for giving me a heads up on Amsterdam. I hate thieves who steal money from hard working people. They are the scum of the earth and deserve to die the worst possible deaths. As you can see, this is something I feel really strong about. I also feel that stealing is bad Karma and Kama Sutra and that something bad always happens to the thieves and their families eventually. Anyway, I?m rambling.
I would like you to wear the African outfit. I have never seen one and I am curious as to what it looks like. I picture a shark teeth necklace, war paint, spear in hand, and a wrap made of straw that goes around the waist. Am I close?
Unfortunately, I will be traveling with 5 other people (Hammer, Phil Lacio, Wendy Whoppers, Dirk Digler, and Chest Rockwell). I would like to spend some time with just you so we will have to drop them off. We will be leaving the 31st so there will be plenty of time. Are you going to introduce me to your wife or are we going to keep me a secret? Here is my flight info:
Northwest Airlines 8602
Wed, Jan 15 3:50p-11:20a
Los Angeles (LAX) Amsterdam (AMS)
Northwest Airlines 8589
Thu, Jan 17 2:30p-8:30p
Amsterdam (AMS) Accra (ACC)
Love,
Tiffany M.
PS - Are you going to introduce me to your wife or are we going to keep me a secret? Just wondering.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Like I said before, you can even get away with stereo types when you are a hot chick.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 14)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for given me your flight information earlier enough to enable be in Ghana to finalize things with Finance and Security company. Do not expect me to put on a shark teeth, war paint or spear on hands,i am not a chief and i am not from zulu land, it is people from south Africa that dresses that way. I will introduce my to wife if you are in lagos, but i will let you talk with her on phone from Ghana as you come. but if you change your flight to lagos then you can see my wife,because she will not come with me to Ghana. Now are you guys still shooting the movie in Ghana?if yes,i still suggest we get a permit before this can be carried on, to be on safe side.I want as soon as you arrive we start our transaction, by going to the security company to sign for consignment, do you understand this? if not you can drop them off so that we can now have enoungh time to ourselves, five is a crowd. Darlin, don't you think is better we get more familiarized on phone.pls call me on my phone,234 1 775 4554, i need to hear your voice.
I LUV U. MY regards to the Boys.
Peter Aka.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 14)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Baby, I need to get an answer from you fast before i could take off to Accra in Ghana by tommorow. I want to give you some vital information,pls let me read from you. I am anxiously waiting to meet you.
My regards to the BOYS.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 14)
Dear Peter Aka(?),
I will be leaving soon and will not have email access. I tried calling your number earlier today but it would not go through. I arrive in Ghana on the 17th of Jan. Don't worry about the permit. I don't think we will be shooting there anyway. We really want to keep this low key and it sounds like Sex Machine wants this to be a production. We will probably pay someone of the street. It's the safest way. When I arrive, we can drop my friends/co-workers off and spend quality time. I have $10,000 in cash, 2 Mavado watches, 2 Menudo watches, and two Dell laptop computers. I would like to complete the transaction as quickly as possible. I hope this has answered all your questions. If not, we will have to talk when I am there. I might be able to check my email one more time before I leave.
Love
Tif.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 15)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for kind mail.
I will be in Ghana for us to conclude this transaction and have a good time for ourselves. Well, it would be nice to get just anybody on street, because Africa is still a developing country, a lot of Africans have not seen that type of thing before. Anyhow, we will find a solution but if not you guys can ordinary shooting without the sex of a thing. I spoke to the Registration of Film producers (ACTOR'S GUIDE OF GHANA) and the CHAIRMAN/DIRECTOR GENERAL he sincerely advice that you comply in case you intend coming with cameras to avoid undue monitoring and question upon arrival. If you are shooting a movie or coming with some shooting gadgets This paper can be secure and send to you which you can show them on arrival to avoid much interrogation. I will be there. My regards to Boys.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 15)
Dearest Tiffany M,
I know you must have for Accra by now and air borning, i got this information very late on wednesday evening that i must be on duty by friday on this instruction came from presidency,it was very difficult for me to pass on this development to you before you take off. Now we have to meet at Hotel in Accra,CROWN APARTMENTO
HOTEL, TEL:233 21771712,771713,761795 OR M. PLAZA
HOTEL, TEL:233 21 76 34 18 all in the heart of Accra.
This is of the reasons i was demanding for your cell phone #. Please be very careful there with people you talk with because this is Africa.If you asked your purpose for visit just say that you a Tourist,you will be staying for few days.I am honestly sorry for this latest development. Thank you for understanding and co-operation. I luv u.
Peter Aka.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 1
DEAREST TIFFANY M,
PLEASE WHERE ARE YOU NOW,IAM IN ACCRA. CONTACT ON THIS PHONE # 223714 RM 203.
PETER AKA.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 1
DEAREST TIFFANY M,
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I HAVE BEEN HERE (ACCRA) SINCE YESTERDAY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITHOUT SUCESS.IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH ME IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE ME HAVE A REST OF MIND BECAUSE I HAVE HAD REST OF MIND SINCE I COULDN'T HEAR FROM YOU. CONTACT ON THIS NO:00233-24-753218 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU.
I LUV U.
PETER AKA.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 19)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Please let me hear from you, i'm very worried and concern about your safety, if at all you are in Accra Ghana.
But if for any reason you were unable to make it, let me know as well so that i can start going back to do my work. I have been in Accra for 3days now waiting to hear from you.I have your gifts that i brought for you,if you are not in Accra, let me have your mailing address so that i can send them to you.
here is my telephone # again in Accra 233 024753218.
MY regards to the boys.
I LUV U.
DR Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 20)
Dear Peter Aka,
I am soooooo sorry about not being able to show up. You will not believe what happened to me. I never made it farther than Amsterdam. Upon arriving to Amsterdam, me and the group I was with were apprehended by the Amsterdam Secret Service (A.S.S.). I guess the problem came about when I had so much money. Apparently it is illegal in the United States to take over $10,000 in cash out of the country. When the police saw that I had all of that money they arrested me and my friends due to the fact they thought that I might be a terrorist or a drug dealer. This whole 9/11 thing has got the A.S.S. wound up way too tight. For the last 24 hours I have been detained by the A.S.S. They questioned me as too why I had all that cash, computers, and fine watches. They did a full body search on me and Wendy Woppers. We felt very violated as they seemed to enjoy running their hands over our supple breasts and bodacious backsides. They beat Hammer to a bloody pulp and gave him an anal cavity search. I think it was because he is a large black man. He was pissed and he blames you. I tried to calm him down but he wants revenge. I kind of see his point. If you wouldn't have told us to bring $10,000 in cash and all of those electronics, the A.S.S. wouldn't have stopped us. It is your fault but don?t feel guilty. I pleaded with the A.S.S. to let us penetrate but no dice. I gave them your information and told them that were just going to visit you and film a porno with Sex Machine. I said you were the director of the entire film and we were just doing what you said to do. They have your phone number so don?t be surprised if they call you for questioning. Please don?t get mad as I was scared and needed a fall guy. I did not tell them about our business relationship. Anyway, after 24 hours of their questioning they let me go with the stipulation that we go back to the United States. They let me keep the laptops and the Mavado watches but confiscated the Menudos. That pisses me off as they were very expensive watches.
What should I do now? I want to come see you and complete the deal. If I get another flight, I will be coming alone as my friends are no longer speaking to me except for Hammer. He vows to kill you some day so I don?t think it would be a good idea to take him to Africa. What do you think? Should I get another flight and if so, where should I fly into?
Love
Tiffany
PS - Did you know hash is legal in Amsterdam? Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, rolla joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places. One of the agents from A.S.S. told me this. Cool.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 20)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Iam very happy to hear from you, because i have been very worried about your way about, To extent of equiring if there is any plane crash somewhere. It is quite unfortunate on the treament you people recieved in Amsterdam in the hands of nasty security operatives at Airport, i could remember vividly I warned you concerning the crooks in Amsterdam including their police and also the number of people you are coming with. I sincerely sympatize with you over the whole situation, i pray that such will never re occure. The guy you said that will kill me if he sees me, I think that is over statement on his part and a slight to my personality, hence i did not have anything in common with him. Now if you you really want us to do this business and enjoy every bit of our relationship, you must strictly adhere to my instructions as the transaction has been designed to run as follows:
(1)YOU SHOULD MAKE AN ARRANGEMENT TO COME DOWN ALONE ,AND AVOID THE CROWD TO ENABLE US ACHIEVE THE PURPOSE IN THIS TRANSACTION/RELATIONSHIP TO MUTUAL BENIFITS TO ALL INVOLVED.
2.SINCE IT HAS HAPPEN THIS WAY AND YOU HAVE BEEN EMBARRASED BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT AND THE ITEMS YOU WERE COMING WITH ,I THEREFORE ADVICE YOU SENT THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER IN ACCRA AND THE GIFT ITEMS THROUGH DHL OR ANY OTHER COURIER SERVICE SINE AM STILL IN ACCRA-GHANA WAITING FOR YOU,AND YOU WILL ALSO BE FREE AND AVOID FURTHER EMBARRASEMENT WHILE COMING.
3.I ALSO SUGGEST YOU CHANGE AN AIRLINE TO AVOID THOSE ASS IN AMSTERDAM ROUGHLING YOUR PRECIOUS BREAST/BOMBOM
LISTEN,TIFFANY,IT IS VERY ESSENTIAL FOR ME TO HAVE YOUR PRIVATE NUMBER TO ENHANCE OUR COMMUNICATION EFFECTIVELY.pLEASE VERY NECESSARY.PLEASE CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER IN ACCRA-GHANA"00233-24-753218. I NEED TO GET AN ANSWER TO THIS MESSAGE BEFORE I GO TO BED THIS NIGHT FOR ME TO KNOW THE NEXT LINE OF ACTION. I AM VERY DESIROUS TO SEE YOU AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOU.MY REGARDS TO THE BOYS.AM HAPPY ONCE AGAIN THAT YOU GET BACK SAFELY TO U.S.A
I LUV U.
PETER AKA.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 21)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
It was good to read your words. They made me feel good. You are right, the people of Amsterdam are assholes. Do you know what they put on french fries instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise. I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it. Anyway, that is the last time I will visit that country. I wish you would have warned me about the A.S.S.
I talked to "The Hammer" and told him that you thought him wanting to kill you is a bit of an overstatement. Now he wants to kill you even more. I think it is best we not talk about him because he is a little crazy if you know what I mean. I have seen him beat people to a bloody pulp. But he is a nice guy though when you get to know him.
I will make arrangements for another flight over the weekend. I will not know my flight details till Monday as I will be very busy. I am shooting a movie called "Blackalicious: Enema's My Game" on Sat. and Sun. It's going to be crazy, blacks and enema's, what's better than that? I think you are right about avoiding the A.S.S. I will try to fly through Paris although I hear the French are real assholes. How does all of this sound to you?
Love
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 23)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your mail.I hope you are aware that i am still in a hotel at Accra,paying hotel bills without hearing anything positive from you. Please convince me that you are really serious concerning ths transaction,or coming down to Accra. As you are aware that i am not a native of this country,i suggested to you to send the items and money inorder to avoid re-occurance of what happened in Amsterdam.But you did not say anything about it.Well,let me believe that you are still very much interested to transact this business with me.I'll be leaving tomorrow morning,24th,back to Lagos.Because I over stayed my Vacation holiday. It is again very important that i have your telephone number,to enhance our communication. I am waiting to get your flight schedule.I'll advice you that as soon as you get to Accra,you take a cab straight to HOTEL APARTMENTO.Its a very popular hotel,as i guess.There,i would now join you.
My regards to the boys. Thank you
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 23)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Thank you for your email. I am very aware you are in Acra. I hope you are aware that me and my five business associates wasted a lot of money trying to fly out to you. Why do you think I am filming "Blackalicious" this weekend? To make back some of the I lost from the trip. I hope you are also aware that we were violated by the A.S.S. for possessing the very things that you requested. You want me to say something positive well positive ain't were I live. Everything's going to be alright. I am going to make flight arrangements. Tell me where to send the gifts and I will do that. Also, why can't you pick me up at the airport if it's just me. Be a little romantic for crying out loud. Can we at least get something to eat before we go back to the hotel? Let me know the dillio.
Love
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 24)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for kind message.I am quite aware of the violation you suffered in the hands of A.S.S and also the lost you encountered this period,I sincerely sympathize with you. I hope the filming is going on well? Here is the address for you to send the items:
Name:ADJOLOLO JOSEPH,
P.O.BOX KU 3173,
ACCRA, GHANA.
Tel,233-24 383448.
The above mentioned name Joseph is Ghanian national and he works at security company where funds weredeposited. He is very honest guy,he has been very helpful all these days that have being in Ghana.If you send them,we will use his identity card to pick them up. Please if you should send them,let us have the airway bill information for us to know the particular courier service you used and also to enable me monitor the package. I am very romantic guy, i will be at the Airport to pick you up. I'm eagerly waiting to have your flight timetable. My regards to the Boys. Please let me talk with you on the phone. Your phone # is very important to me.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 24)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I am very happy to hear from you. I think I am finally over the violation of the A.S.S. I feel that they are very degrading to women. It?s nice to be in the comfortable surroundings with the good people of the adult movie business. Anyway, the filming is going good. In this movie, Blackalicious, I get gangbanged by four black midgets then they bukakke my face. This movie should do very well. I got good news the other day. I will play the lead in a new film called ?Lord of the Anal Ring.? It will be a big production that starts shooting in March of 2003. This will be my biggest movie since ?Jackie Brown Eye? and ?Good Will Humping.? Everything is going so well and I can?t wait to see you. I will send you my flight information on Monday. I will also send the gifts to your Ghanian friend. Are Ghanian?s those dark people with the saggy titties and lip plates? I think I saw something about them on the Discovery Channel. Maybe I?m confused.
I LUV U 2,
Tiffany
PS ? See, I knew you would be a gentleman and pick me up from the airport. I like that because I am really into romance. Please be holding a sign with my name on it so I don?t walk off with the wrong guy. Remember, I don?t know Africanese.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 25)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Iam very happy and overwhelmed to hear that you are to play a lead in this new movie called THE LORD OF THE ANAL RING,that is big sucess i rejoice with you.
Maybe i will be in states with you then.I watch heavy security in the U. S.A these days on the CNN, because of the 9/11.
I will be at airport waiting for you with a sign bearing your name to pick you up. Please let me have the AIRWAY BILL to enable me monitor the parcel. I will be waiting to have your flight timetable. Baby, you are not saying anything concerning you given me your telephone #, do you think is very important? Ghanians are very dark people with some funny marks on their faces. You need to see them. Iam waiting. My regards to the boys.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 25)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Thank you for the kind email. It is nice to share my excitement over ?THE LORD OF THE ANAL RING? with someone special. You will be very happy to hear that I have made new flight arrangements. They are as followed:
Depart British Airways 282 / Mon, Feb 3 5:45p-12:25p / plane change / Los Angeles (LAX) London (LHR) 1
Arrive / British Airways 81/ Tue, Feb 4 2:05p-9:05p/ London (LHR) Accra (ACC)
Depart / British Airways 78 / Mon, Feb 10 11:25p-6:40a / plane change / Accra (ACC) London (LHR) 1
Arrive / British Airways 283 / Tue, Feb 11 12:00p-3:20p / London (LHR) Los Angeles (LAX)
Do these work for you? I?m flying through London this time. ?Hey, throw another shrimp on the Barbie.? I?ve always wanted to be able to say that and now I can. If I have spare time, I shall bang a soccer hooligan. Oh, by the way, if you could take a picture of yourself holding a sign that says ?Tiffany Mynx? in your African outfit and send it to me that would help. Because I?m traveling alone, I want to be sure that I can come right off the plane and recognize you immediately.
I will get you the tracking number of the package that I?m going to send when I do it. I haven't had a chance to go down to Fed Ex yet. Also, my cell phone is currently out of service because of my bad credit. That?s why I haven't given you my number because it isn?t working. For the last couple of weeks, I?ve been communicating by email. It?s just easier that way since I am always on the road. I will count the days till I see you.
Love always,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 29)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for giving me your flight details.I will be right at the airport to pick you up,because i would not want you to walk away with stranger, i will be there on time with a sign your name boldly written on it. I will put on the same african out fit as i earlier said. I know this time you will not have much problems since you are coming alone.I will give you a password by tommorow or next when you are about to leave, I think this will also help us to reconize ourselves. When i say that password i will now that is me. Baby, i have been feeling lonely in the Hotel, i can't just wait to see you.Iam waiting to have the tracking numbers. I know this latest movie you are staring will be one of the hottest and biggest hit in Los ANGELES.
MY regards to the BOYS.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 29)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
That sounds like a good idea. I will anxiously await the password. I can?t wait to see you. Don?t feel lonely as I will be there in a few days and we can make sweet monkey love. Not the kind of love that I make in my movies where they take it from my ass and Bukakke my face, but where we spoon and whisper sweet nothings.
Counting the days,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Jan. 30)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for your message.The password is going be SHANNONPETER. When i see you, i will call you this name SHANNONPTER, then you respond immediately by repeating the password.You now know that i'm the one. I will also let you know the colour of my outfit that will put on, because i have many beautiful African outfits which you will really like.I have bought some for you, that you are going put on to visit game reserves,and parks.There is ones for beach i bought for you as well.They are all waiting for you. What is monkey love Iam still waiting for the tracking number, to enable monitor before it gets here. My regards to the Boys.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Jan. 30)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I think ?SHANNONPETER? is a fine password. Please wear a bright African outfit as well. That should make it easier for me to spot you. I will wear a skirt and my ?got Mynx? shirt so you can easily identify me. I still haven't sent the items yet. I really haven't had time to go down there plus I?m lazy.
Monkey love is like froggy style.
Luv
Tiffany
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 1)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for your message and also for being lazy to send the items.You know how important it is, because i wouldn't want you to experience what you encountered in Amsterdam the last time, also since you said you haven't had time to send them, are you sure you will still make it to ACCRA? It is very essential i know if you will still make it. Please make out time to send them, it is very important for us.Stop this lazying about.I hope you are not going to be lazy on bed? I will wear the a bright African outfit and i will be at the airport. I am very eager to see you. My regards to the Boys.
I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 3)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Don?t worry, I will make it to Accra. Just make sure you are there to pick me up in you Africanese outfit. By the way, it wasn?t the electronics that tipped off the A.S.S., it was the $10,000 in cash you told me to bring. It is illegal to leave the country with that much cash. Got to run. Doing a private Bukakke party for a bunch of Japanese business men. I will get the tracking number for you.
Luv,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 4)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you for your message. I am very happy hearing from you, because i've been so worried since i could not hear from you all this while. I want to be reading from you at any time. I promise you that i will be at the airport to pick you up wearing my African outfit.
Now since it was the money that tipped off the problem you had at Amsterdam, i then suggest you send the money as well through western union money transfer on your name, you pick it when you arrive in Accra, or the same name which i gave you to avoid a re occurance. The ball is on your court. If you are going to do it as i suggested pls let me know, because i know that the best and safest way to do it for now.
I am eagerly waiting to see you. My regards to Boys. I LUV U.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 6)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
How are you? I hope all is well. I finally sent out the package this morning (better late than never). I did not send the money with it. I will just carry $9,999.99 with me. That will keep me under the $10,000 limit and prevent them from stopping me at customs. I love it when a plan comes together. Here is who I sent the package to:
Name:ADJOLOLO JOSEPH,
P.O.BOX KU 3173,
ACCRA, GHANA.
Who is this guy? I?m going to make an attempt at giving you the tracking number. It is real hard to read as I had it in my pocket this morning and I went to the gym and worked out. I ran on the hamster wheel machine and the sweat from my body made the ink run plus I got my period and bled on the stupid thing. I always forget my tampon. I?m such a klutz!. I believe this is the tracking number, but it could be wrong since the numbers are hard to read. Here is the number, I hope it is right 1Z589 693 12 1254 0985. If that is not it, try 1Z389 695 13 13540985If it is not, the box is approximately 11 inches high by 1.5 feet wide and it is brown cardboard. It should have Tiffany Mynx as the sender. I'm sure with that information and knowing the contents that they will give it to you.
Love,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 7)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Iam very happy to hear from you after i waited for at airport to pick you up.I dont know if you did remember that you are suppose to arrive on the 4th of feb, according to your flight timetable you sent to me.I waited at airport wearing my African outfit like a fool, without seeing you.It is annoying.I've left Ghana since wednesday since i could not see you.I willing to go back as soon as you confirm your coming. The guy Joseph is such a nice guy that works at security company where i deposited this funds for safe keeping on your name, so there is no problem with him at all. If the package actually gets to Ghana it is safe, i must surely get it.Since this damage have occured to the reciept you recieved from the courier service company,i suggest you call them or you go their office and get correct airwaybill number.Which of the courier service company did you use? this could help to trace the package.
Now when exactly do you think you can make it to Ghana? Please time is of essence in this transaction.Can't you make time to call me on the phone?I want have your new flight schedule.
I am eagerly waiting for see you.My regards to the Boys. I still luv u.
Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Funny thing is that I really forgot I was supposed to be there. Oh shit! I was going to tell him that the London police stopped me this time.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 7)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Oh my God! I am sooooo sorry. I forgot to email you and tell you that I re-scheduled my flight for a week later. I actually leave tomorrow night. For some reason, I thought I emailed you but I guess I forgot. I really am sorry. Please don?t hate me. Here is my new flight sched.
Depart
British Airways 282
Mon, Feb 10 5:45p-12:25p
plane change
Los Angeles (LAX) London (LHR) 1
Arrive
British Airways 81
Tue, Feb 11 2:05p-9:05p
London (LHR) Accra (ACC)
Depart
British Airways 78
Mon, Feb 17 11:25p-6:40a
plane change
Accra (ACC) London (LHR) 1
Arrive
British Airways 283
Tue, Feb 18 12:00p-3:20p
London (LHR) Los Angeles (LAX)
British Airways 282
Mon, Feb 10 5:45p-12:25p
plane change
Los Angeles (LAX) London (LHR) 1
Arrive
British Airways 81
Tue, Feb 11 2:05p-9:05p
London (LHR) Accra (ACC)
Depart
British Airways 78
Mon, Feb 17 11:25p-6:40a
plane change
Accra (ACC) London (LHR) 1
Arrive
British Airways 283
Tue, Feb 18 12:00p-3:20p
London (LHR) Los Angeles (LAX)
I am so stupid you must want to kill me. Please forgive me. I am sure you did not look like a fool in your African outfit as you are in Africa. Isn?t that a normal outfit out there? Anyway, I am definitely coming out there on the 11th so if you could find it in your heart to show up one more time in the African outfit, I will make it worth your while (at the hotel). I think you know what I mean. I'll even do Sex Machine too for all the trouble I've put you guys through. I sent the package using UPS. Let me know when you have received the package. I have attached a recent photo of me so you know who to look for when I get off the plane. I dyed my hair back to blonde by the way (don?t want you looking for a red head). Is the code word still SHANNONPETER?
Luv,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb.
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thank you very much for your mail with the flight schedule. You know i will always LOVE you, i can not hate for this. I will be there to welcome you and give you a nice KISS right at Airport.The name of the Hotel we will stay is HOTEL APARTMENTO,is very popular service apartment hotel. Iam ever ready to give it to anywhere, anyhow you want it,front, back,left, right and centre,i know you get what i mean? The password is still the same.you are looking too ready for action on that picture,i already dream having you from the back. SHE LAUGHS. EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Who is SHE and why is she laughing?
I am waiting for you.My regards to the Boys. I still luv u and will always do.
Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Sucker born every minute. Time for some blame shifting.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 13)
Peter,
What happened to you? I thought I could trust you. I thought you said that you were going to be at the airport to meet me. I got off the plane and waited. Finally, I went up to a man in an African outfit and said ?SHANNONPETER.? He said it back to me. He even said his name was Peter. He was acting like everything was normal and constantly smiling at me so I assumed it was you. I told him ?lets go to the hotel? and we went. I had sex with him and everything. He was acting like everything was normal. I tried to talk to him about our business transaction and everything. I could tell by his face he had no idea what I was talking about. His English was pretty bad so it was hard to communicate. I asked to see his ID and was shocked to find out his name was Peter Okoye. I got sick to my stomach. Turns out he was just a cab driver waiting for a customer. God damn you Peter! I had sex with a strange Africanese cab driver. I have been crying for 2 days straight. Why weren?t you there to pick me up? I couldn't even call you because the number you gave me doesn?t work. I am back in the US again. You have been wasting my time. If you didn't have any intention of getting me, why did you tell me all those sweet things? You are a BASTARD Peter. You give love a bad name. You should be ashamed of yourself. Please explain yourself.
Mad as hell,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 13)
TIFFANY M,
I am not happy with the way things are going right now. I was at the AIRPORT waiting for you but did not anything like you, i was so upset with you because you have been doing that to me. Several times you made me wait for at the airport but at end i will not see you, you know the kind position i occupy and my status that i can not afford to play games with you.I will leave my work and come to Ghana to see my Lover and also a business partner but at end i will be disappointed. I could be trusted, iam a man with intergrity, highly respected by colleagues and by my kins men because of my uprightness.I have a name to protect, because good name is better than silver and gold so i would not like to geopardize it. Now, you know you have not shown any sign of serious committed on this transaction, many things have made me to say this:
1. You asked me to arrange for a movie permit for you guys and i decided to assist even with my own little financial contribution, but all at a sudden you change the whole thing by not sending the part of the money meant for the permit.
2.You sent me your flight schedule routing Amsterdam but at the you guys had problems with A.S.S, Then I asked you to send the items and the money on your name to Ghana, but you did not.It took you time before you were able to send double airwaybill numbers. I have not recieved it up to now.
3 I asked you for your telephone number which is very important in business of such magnitude so that we can have effective communication, still you did not give.
4 Another time you send me a flight schedule that youare coming, i went to the airport and i did not see you.I felt maybe you not serious person or you don't trust me. you have seen my picture,i am not a hungry african, i am a very comfortable man, LOVING MAN you can trust even with your life.
Please can tell me which hotel you stayed in Ghana,what currency are using in Ghana? also you arrived on 11th and you already in the US by today. why didn't you send me an e-mail as you suspect something funny with the taxi driver? Please be serious with this transaction,there are a lot of things we can do together because i still Love YOU. I'm sincerely sorry for all that happened, i believe that will not spoil our relationship.let me know in all sincerity whether you did sent the items.Nobody knows that password except me. You see why it is important we talk on the so that we can recorganize our voices when meet.
call me. I still love you.
My regards to the Boys.
Peter Aka.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Look at him trying to test me.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 14)
Upset with me? I was there and I did not see you. I?m the one who wasted the money again. I?m the one that went off with an Africanese cab driver and had sex with him. Have you ever had sex with a complete stranger who drives a cab? I didn't think so. It?s horrible. The guy looked just like you. Here?s my retort to your bullet points:
1. Movie Permit thingy: I was going to film the movie with your friend Sex Machine but someone told me to bring $10,000 with me so we never made it past freaking Amsterdam. That someone was you! Brainiac.
2. What do you mean I didn't send the items? Go down to UPS and find it. I described the package to you. Come on, use you head.
3. I told you, my phone was shut off due to my credit problems. Email is the best way to contact me. Do I not always respond to you?
4. Why would you think I would think you are a hungry African? For Pete?s sake, I?ve seen your photo so I know you are trustworthy.
Now I?m going to answer your question about Ghana, although it pisses me off because it seems like you are testing me. The hotel the cab driver named Peter and I had sex in was called the Crown Apartamento. It had a swimming pool and everything. The currency was called a Cedi (stupid name if you ask me). I got back to the US because I took the next flight available out of Africa. Then I took a plan called the Concorde from Paris. I cried the whole way. I CAN?T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGE CAB DRIVER! I didn't email you because I thought I was with you. What kind of question is that?
You say you have a reputation to keep well so do I. I?m Tiffany Mynx. I don?t know. Maybe this was not meant to be. What do you think?
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 16)
Dearest Tiffany M,
I am not upset with you because i believe that it is not your fault or my my fault either, May be something is wrong somewhere what it is i do not know.Whether a spiritual or physical manipulation only GOD knows. I was there at ACCRA Airport waiting for up to the time all the passengers on board exited, i could not see you, anyway i was not carrying any sign for security reasons but i was looking forward to see you based on the description you gave.Now i started expecting from your call on the Accra telephone number that i gave to you at first i came there. Well, it has happened,we can not reverse the situation but what is paining me is you made love to a complete stranger, a cab driver for that matter.Something that was meant for me, i can imagin the kind of psychological problem you have passed through at the time you discovered whom the guy was. please honestly and sincerely sympathize with you.My hearth is bleeding for this. It is the work of the devil, he does not want us to achieve our dreams, he knows when something good wants to happen in ones,he will start to react. But i want to assure and re- assure that this is meant to be,we must see each order and conclude my transaction. You know something good does not come so easy. Please telehone is very good in this kind transaction to get more familiar mostly on our voices, try and re connect your phone line.though i know that e-mail is faster but phone is equally important. I will check with UPS tommorow since you asked me to do so. What are the items inside? so for me to know what to look for.Let us put all these behind us and push ahead because if we meet and complete our transaction, we will all smile at last. I want you this time to fly directly to lagos from here we can move to Ghana which is only 45mins from lagos. please i can call you then try your best to get me no matter many days it takes you. All the African clothes and slippers i bought for you is still with me.I hope the guy used condoms?
My regards to the Boys. I still love you. Assume we meet i was prepared to go for a divorce wth my wife.
LUV.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 1
Dear Tiffany M,
how are you for today?hope all is well.for not waisting time i went to the ups office yesterday and the say the tracking number you send to me was wrong,please re-send the CORRECT tracking number once againg ? i await your urgent response as soon as possible. YOUR best lover ,
peter Aka.
PLEASE CALL ME ON MY DIRECT LINE 234-1- 7754554.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 1
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I'm good. Thanks for asking. I think I am finally getting over the fact that I had sex with a strange cab driver. The last week has been very difficult. I think it would be good for you to go out and have sex with a strange cab driver so you could know exactly what I am feeling. Maybe have "Sex Machine" do it. Anyway, I went to UPS and the package got shipped back. Apparently, UPS does not ship to PO boxes. You screwed up again. Figures. I was thinking about what you said, about the divorce thingy. That is a decision you are going to have to make. Think about these things:
1. Does she make you happy?
2. Is she willing to go down on you in a movie theater?
3. Do you communicate well?
4. Is she willing to fist you?
5. Has she ever had sex with a white guy?
6. What would she do if Ben Affleck came on to her at a night club? Would she say she is married or leave that out and bone him.
7. Does she listen or wait to talk?
8. Does she care about her appearance? If she looks like Aunt Jemima then I would say no. If she looks like Halle Barry then I would say she's a keeper. I'm guessing she's Aunt Jemima.
9. Flying Camel? The Admiral? Rocky Balboa? Cleveland Steamer? The Shocker? All important things in a relationship.
10. Would she be in porn movies to support your family? It's the stand up thing to do.
My opinion, get rid of her. If these thoughts are going through your head, it's already over. I assume you want me to fly into Africa again. Am I correct? Let me know.
Like you a lot.
Tiffany
PS - In your email from the 16th, you said "I hope the guy used condoms." That was odd. Why did you say that?
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I got an email from a Dr. Smith Adams. I guess these scammers raid eachother's address books because nobody else had the Tiffany Mynx hotmail address.
From DR SMITH to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 1
E-MAIL : (smith_adams@mail.com)
ATTN:HONARABLE CONTRACTOR
Dear Sir,
Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and has left Nigeria to London via your Country today by Express Cargo Flight.
Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but I did not disclose it to the Courier Services as Money, rather I informed them that the crate contain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to my client (that?s you).
Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg but I manage to pay 120kg, which cost US$75,600.00. On
no account should you disclose the content of the crate with the Diplomatic Courier Services for fear of betrayal. So do not allow them to know that the content is money.
In the meantime, contact the Diplomatic Courier Services on Tel:in london tomorrow to know the actual situation with the consignment and also give them your address where the consignment will be delivered and then get back to me as soon as possible so that I can give you the shipment document.
Meanwhile, I will be coming over to your country immediately the consignment arrives in your Country for my 10% share.Contact them and get back to me.
Congrats and remain blessed.
Best Regards,
DR SMITH
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I thought it would be fun to CC Peter with my reply to Dr. Smith Adams and then try to play them against eachother. Wait until read what happened next.
From Tiffany Mynx to Dr. Smith CC: Peter Aka (Feb. 24)
Dr. Smith,
My name is Tiffany (don't call me Sir). My boyfriend is from Nigeria. His name is Peter Aka (?). I think you want to talk about this with him. I will copy Peter on this email.
Thanks
Tiffany
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I never heard from Dr. Smith Adams again so Peter must have told him to knock it off. I guess I was going to be the one that would have to stir the pot.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 20)
Dearest Tiffany M,
Thanks for your message,including that from one smith, he has not contacted me as you asked him.I think he is not serious person, just crook. I want to know if you are still ready for us to conclude this transaction, if yes i need to get to have your phone number and also talk with you on the phone. You can send items to nigeria and arrange to come here directly then from here we move to Accra. This will make me take you very seriously and it will sign of committment. I have taken your advise on the divorce matter.
I am missing your lovely boobs . EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Are you kidding me?
My regards to the Boys. LUV u.
Peter Aka.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 24)
Dear Peter AKA (?),
It was good to hear from you. I am writing you from a small Internet cafe in Death Valley. We are shooting a movie. I will not have Internet access until Monday. I will contact you then. I am glad you are taking my advice on the divorce thingy. You must always think with the small head, not the big one. That is an American saying by the way. Oh, before I forget. Mr. Smith keeps emailing me. He says you are a crook and not to trust you. He says you run scams on people and you can't be trusted. He really wants me to trust him. Why? Why doesn't he like you? I figured I would let you know.
I love and miss you.
Tiffany
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 24)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
Hi. I'm back from my shoot. It was fun. Boy my ass is sore. Between that big Mandingo cab driver and the movie, I can barely walk. Anyway, have you talked to Mr. Smith Adams yet? He will not stop emailing me. Hello, psycho path. What is his problem? I believe you still but he is being so persistent. I included his last email to me. Read it below. Just so I am sure, you haven't been lying to me Peter? Tell the truth because my heart just can't take being lied to.
Luv
Tiffany
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: This is a fake email. I tried to sound like a Nigerian Scammer. I figured this would get a rise out of peter.
Ø > >From: smith adams smith_adams11@yahoo.com To: smith_adams11@yahoo.com
Ø > >Subject: HONARABLE CONTRACTOR Ø > > >Date: Wed, 19 Feb 2003 09:27:17 -0800 (PST)
DEAR TIFFANY,
IT IS I, MR. SMITH ADAMS. I MUST INSERT THAT YOU DO NOT CONTINUE YOU'RE BUSINESS WITH MR. PETER AKA. HE IS A WELL KNOW THIEF IN NIGERIA AND WILL ROB YOU. PLUS HE HAS MANY GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND, KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE ALSO HAD HIV FROM MAN SEX. IT IS BEST YOU CEASE TALKING ON HIM NOW. PLEASE READ THE LINK. THIS IS YOU'RE BOYFRIEND.
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,57760,00.html
HE MAKE NOT NICE... AGREE? VERY DANGEROUS MAN. PLEASE BE SERIOUS ABOUT MY TRANSACTION AS WE HAVE NOT MUCH TIME. I NEED TO HAVE AN ACCOUNT NUMBER TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS. PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH THE REQUESTED INFORMATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY
SMITH ADAMS.
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Feb. 27)
Dearest Tiffany,
Thank you very much for messages. I am very fine but I was away on duty outside my province that i was unable to check my box. I know you are okay. How was the shooting you went for? i know it was not so tedious for you? well is apart of your profession.
Now listen, that idiot smith does not know me and have done anything with me before and i don't know equally, so he can't have the impetus to vomit such nonsense against me.well, i don't believe that he can say it, may be you are the one trying to whina me up.please give him my phone and tell him to call me, if i don't get him imprisoned you know i am not true citizen.I am an honest man,i know it.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: It worked just like I thought. I'm sure he started sending him threats.
Tiffany dear, are you still interested in our transaction,still ready to come and finalize it? Show me that you are serious with this transaction by given me your phone number so that i can talk with you or you can call me on my phone numbers that i gave several times. If you actually bought those items, send them to me directly, you don't seem to be talking about the whole thing. I want to have a feel of you very soon, because i want to wed you here when you come in our customary court.
What is situation now at gulf,You guys want that cursed animal call Saddam dead.We are in support of the action, he needs to be discipled. Expecting your call. My regards to the Boys. I still love you.
Peter.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Feb. 24)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I am not trying to whina you up, whatever that means. This guy Smith is emailing me at least twice a day. I will give him your phone number but I doubt he will call you. He already has your email. It is weird because he said you were going to say that you would have him thrown in jail but he is saying that it is you that will be going to jail for scamming Americans. He says many people want you dead. He also said that after I send you the computers and watches, you will sell them on the street for money to buy drugs and male prostitutes. That?s gross Peter. Why would someone do that? He said that you will kidnap me when I get to Nigeria and try to extort more money. I don?t even know what that means but it sounds scary. He also said that any photo you send is fake. He told me to have you send a photo with you holding a sign with my name on it. It?s not that I don?t believe you but I have to be sure. Will you send me a photo with you holding a sign that says ?Tiffany Mynx? on it? Then I will do everything you want.
Luv,
Tiffany
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Mar. 1)
DEAR TIFFANY M,
THIS IS NO LONGER A RELATIONSHIP,IF YOU CAN BELIEVE SMITH GO AHEAD AND DO SO, BUT ALL THAT I TELLING YOU IS YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN A SERIOUS PERSON AND A CHEAP PROSTITUTE.AMERICANS CAN NOT DO WITHOUT AFRICA THAT IS WHERE THEY STOLE ALL RICHES FROM,AND THEY STILL STEALING FROM ALLOVER THE WORLD. LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THE GULF.I CAN NOT SEND MY PICTURE HOLDING A NAME OF GHOST, I AM NOT A ROBOT. YOU ARE INDIRECTING INSULTING MY GOOD PERSONALITY WHICH I CANNOT TAKE FROM ANY BODY. THAT IS WHY I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PLAYING ALL THESE DAYS. I HAVE NEVER TAKING YOU SERIOUS FOR ONCE. I AM NOT SCAMMER , I HAVE NOT IT DONE BEFORE. MEANWHILE AMERICA IS NOT RICHER THAN NIGERIA, WE HAVE OIL WELLS ALL THE WHOLE PLACE. OSAMA BIN LADEN IS PLANNING ANOTHER HEAVY AND DANGEROUS ATTACK ON AMERICA AGAIN. I HAVE THE FACTS AT HAND. I AM BEEN SERIOUS NOT A JOKE.YOU BETTER INFORM YOU ARE SECURITY AGENTS ABOUT THIS.OSAMA IS HERE IN NIGERIA.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: He did not just go to the Osama card!
THANK YOU.
PETER.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Mar. 3)
Dear Peter,
Fine, the whole thing is off. If you think you are breaking up with me, you are out of your mind. So don?t go tell your friends it was your choice because ?I BROKE UP WITH YOU.? Smith was right all along. I can?t believe you pay to have sex with men. Peter, that is sick. Also, I never saw the movie ?Ghost? so I have no idea what you are talking about. Another thing, how dare you compare yourself to robots. You could only dream of being as classy as C3PO or R2D2. Those are real robots. Oh, and fourthly, America doesn?t even care about Nigeria. You think your special because you have elephants, tigers, ebola monkeys, and zebras running around the streets with you. We have those here too Peter, we just keep them in zoos. America has oil too you know. We have regular oil, baby oil, oil for your car, olive oil, and cooking oil. Don?t think oil makes you cool because it doesn?t. Who is this Osama Bin Omelet guy you keep talking about? Is he one of the guys you pay to have sex with? That is so gross Peter. His name sounds French. Is he a French guy? That makes me sick. To think I would have had sex with you too. Fuck you, fuck your country, fuck your little boyfriend Osama, fuck your wild animals, fuck your Aunt Jemima looking wife, fuck your African outfit, and fuck everything you stand for. You are a scammer and Smith is on to you. I suggest you go get professional help.
Tiffany
PS ? Hammer still wants to kick your ass. The only reason he wouldn't was because of me. All bets are off now. If you run into him on the street, run for your life.
PSS ? Your grasp of the English language is about as tight as your ass after a big African Mandingo has been in it. God knows you love it. I suggest you get hooked on phonics. Stupid man!
From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Mar. 5)
DEAR TIFFANY M,
YOU HURT ME FIRST BY BELIEVING A COMPLETE STRANGER THAT YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW. I AM NOT SCAMMER AS YOU THINK,IF I AM ONE I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY IDENTITY BUT STILL YOU DON'T BELIEVE,WHAT WILL DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE ME, KILL MYSELF FOR YOU? YOU HAVE HAVE NEVER BEEN STRAIGHT WITH FROM DAY ONE, YOU HID YOUR IDENTITY LIKE PHONE NUMBER ETC SO I CAN NOT TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOUR NAME ON MY HAND BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL NOT ALSO BELIEVE ME. I DID NOT HURT DELIBRATELY BUT YOU CAUSED IT BY USING WHAT YOU HEARD FROM SMITH INDIRCETLY AGAINST ME. WE ARE STILL GOOD FRIENDS. MY REGARDS TO THE BOYS. CAN YOU SEND TO ME THEIR
PICTURES?
THANK YOU.
PETER. EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I figured it was time to come clean.
From Tiffany Mynx to Peter Aka (Mar. 6)
Dear Peter Aka (?),
I?m sorry to inform you that you have failed as a scammer due to the fact that you would not send me a photo with yourself holding a ?Tiffany Mynx? sign. Holding the sign with my name on it is the final step in the 2003 Nigerian 419 Scammer Scholarship Fund Contest. Peter, I haven't been exactly honest with you. This whole thing has been a setup. Let me explain it to your retarded ass and hopefully you will grasp the concept. Lets see, where should I begin:
The N419SSFC has been operating out of Barlow, Oregon since 1997. Going into our 7th year, we are honored to say that we have been detrimental in providing the funding to a lazy/stupid Nigerian Scammer each and every year. We recognize that you Scamming Nigerians, work so hard to steal from innocent people who work hard for their money. Bravo! Since 97, my organization has annually selected 10 Nigerian Scammers and put them through a rigorous emailing campaign to test their writing skills, grasp of the English language, tenacity, ability to send photos, and basically how low they would sink to steal money from people. You my friend, were only three points away from the leader before you were disqualified. Although you scored high marks on must categories, you fucked up the picture sending with a sign part. This is an automatic disqualification. Oh well fuck face, there is always next year. You must be very disappointed Peter. The first place scammer in 2003 will receive the following prizes: $5000 US Dollars, a bowl of condoms (God knows you Africans need them), and a cute Ebola Monkey. Don't worry Peter, your efforts were not in vain. For your time, I will be writing you a check for $1. You will also be going home with a customized picture of me looking for your check, attached with this email. I suggest you re-enter this contest in 2004 because you such a scum bag, you have a good shot at winning. I have included your results up to your disqualification. This will give you an idea on what you have to work on for next year. I?ve also included past winners. I'd like to thank every Nigerian Piece of Shit Scammer for participating. Especially you Peter. May you die of a venereal disease or get eaten by a lion. What ever you fuckers usually die from. Don?t give me that ?Americans have rapped Africa shit either. Oh, and save the Osama Bin Laddin bull shit too. If he is still alive, he?s not hanging around you stupid mother fuckers. Scammers are half retarded, and that?s the good half. Just shut the fuck up, get a real job, and take it like a man.
This should make you feel better. I've graded your performance on a scale of 1-10.
Grasp of the English language: 5 (Not bad, but not great. You started to come apart in the end.)
Originality: 7 (I?m just going to give you a 7, what can I say)
Pictures of family: 7 (Your pictures were pretty believable except for the Sex Machine photo)
Tenacity: 8 (Very responsive. I am curious though, what would you have done to me if I was as stupid as you and got on a plane to Africa?)
Intelligence: 3 (Now why would you go to the airport a second time? Use your head brainiac. I won?t even talk about the A.S.S., porno, and the fact you thought a girl like Tiffany Mynx would even talk to you. Make the little hamster in your head run harder stupid.)
Likable: 8 (You are personable.)
Sending a picture of yourself holding a sign with my name: DISQUALIFIED (You have to be prepared for requests like this if you are going to scam)
Sorry Peter, you suck.
Love, Tiffany Mynx
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I know, that's gross. I found this picture and had to do it. Sorry.From Peter Aka to Tiffany Mynx (Mar. 10)
tiffany m,
you are nothing but poor american that feeds only burger, a cheap harlot , that will die of heart attack eating burger.
we are repariting our monies you stole from our fore fathers you took on slave, we are very much angry with you foolish white pigs.GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU PEOPLE FOR ALL THE EVILS YOU DID TO US AFRICANS.
YOU ARE LUCKY.
From Tifany Mynx to Peter Aka (Mar. 11)
Peter Aka (?),
I finally figured out what you are Also Known As (AKA?), Mugu.
So, Peter Aka Mugu, allow me to retort.
First off, you are a thief, no matter what was done to your "fore fathers." Their hardships have nothing to do with the fact that you steal from people. Second of all, being white has nothing to do with it. You would have taken my money even if I was an African American. Face it, you are a scum bag. You deserve to die from a venereal disease. Also, leave God out of this. You shouldn't even mention his name. I wouldn't be to keen on giving God your exact location. If there is a God, do you think he would approve of you stealing from innocent people? You are going to hell just like I am.
"you are nothing but poor American that feeds only burger, a cheap harlot , that will die of heart attack eating burger."
Listen shithead. I'm not even going to address this statement. It would be too easy.
Peter, your half stupid and that's the good half. But don't get mad, it wasn't all for nothing. You made my website dickhead. Congratulations. How does it feel to be bitten by the Ebola Monkey?
www.ebolamonkeyman.com
Praying for you to be eaten by a lion,
Ebola Monky Man
I finally figured out what you are Also Known As (AKA?), Mugu.
So, Peter Aka Mugu, allow me to retort.
First off, you are a thief, no matter what was done to your "fore fathers." Their hardships have nothing to do with the fact that you steal from people. Second of all, being white has nothing to do with it. You would have taken my money even if I was an African American. Face it, you are a scum bag. You deserve to die from a venereal disease. Also, leave God out of this. You shouldn't even mention his name. I wouldn't be to keen on giving God your exact location. If there is a God, do you think he would approve of you stealing from innocent people? You are going to hell just like I am.
"you are nothing but poor American that feeds only burger, a cheap harlot , that will die of heart attack eating burger."
Listen shithead. I'm not even going to address this statement. It would be too easy.
Peter, your half stupid and that's the good half. But don't get mad, it wasn't all for nothing. You made my website dickhead. Congratulations. How does it feel to be bitten by the Ebola Monkey?
www.ebolamonkeyman.com
Praying for you to be eaten by a lion,
Ebola Monky Man
