sexting question

rowlman

rowlman

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So, do I hold it my hand? Lay it on the table? Wtf?
Me and the ole lady are appart helping family. Shes got a new phone and is tempting me with pics of things I'm missing most. Her pics look sexy .....but I can't take a pic of myself without feeling like Jonny Perv.

Maybe I'll just wait till the hookers get here.
 
karousing

karousing

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get the hookers to hold it with their tiny hands and dress it up with a small top hat while blindfolded
 
karousing

karousing

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they remind me of the black chick from archer and i start laughing so much i cant cum with the chance of of shitting myself at the same time. fucking black people..... what would we do with out them?
 
karousing

karousing

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would you have sex with a flexible midget, make her do the splits while riding you, then twist her like a top. (if you are gay replace she wit he)
 
lolikun

lolikun

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Just lay down and do a POV shot. xD I prefer using Snapchat tho because you can see if they save the picture like a perv lol
 
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