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Hepheastus420 said:
wth??? yes that's really weird lol.. what kinda dudes do you talk to? ha.
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I thought he was a Mr. Average Man.

I thought I was going to fall off my chair when he asked if I would take off my sandles and let him give me a foot rub. No! No, you can't.

After a fairly nice evening he walked me to my door and said something like, "You have such nice small feet, I want to suck your toes and other things.' and we hadn't even kissed. You have to be kidding me I hadn't known this guy for 4 hours yet.
 
Winter Woman said:
I thought he was a Mr. Average Man.

I thought I was going to fall off my chair when he asked if I would take off my sandles and let him give me a foot rub. No! No, you can't.

After a fairly nice evening he walked me to my door and said something like, "You have such nice small feet, I want to suck your toes and other things.' and we hadn't even kissed. You have to be kidding me I hadn't known this guy for 4 hours yet.
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So this dude that you just met asked you if he could give you a foot rub within the first 4 hours? He must have had some serious game to keep you by his side all the way to your house, or were you just too scared to run? lol.
 
i know that the nuts don't all belong to the male's of the human race, but i tend to feel that the ladies of the race got it much worse then the males do..
fuck, man are pigs at times, well a lot of them can be, and i have seen more then my fair share of women getting unwanted attention from men i'm sure they found less then attractive and have to put up with it on a daily basis sometimes..
i had worked with a few girls that every time a few guys would walk past their work stations, every time they would have to stop and talk to them or make some rude comment about how they looked or something along those lines and i always cringed thinking i was of the same gender as some of them at times..
 
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".....I want to suck your toes and other things.'




and "other" things.........eek.
it takes the sandals off, and puts them in the basket
 
i nevor slept with this girl man from childhood i moved she followed me ever were i went i nevor fucked her usualy its the ones you bone realy fucken good but dont have a job and dont have anything going other than a few drinks and mabee a bedroom night cap.. but this chick swore that a forchen teller told her i was gona be her husband and that we needed to get married for a year she even moved down stairs with total strangers just to spy on me sounds tweeker but true.. year later im glad she found a guy and married. she was hot just kinda crazzy scared me i had a stoner moment she usto knock on the door i usto tell my roomate to tell her im not home... n hide behind the sofa one day i was horny i sead fuck it im gona fuck her i was undressing her wen i relized how crazzy this hole thing was i couldnt go threw with it.. ow man i got stories.. but she kept on coming back nevor slept with her thow thats what had me triping it s the ones you fuck real good that want to lock you down wen they get rejected.. but this one was a hole nother level.
 
i love toes nevor would i suck them unless they smell good and they are pritty and i know the highjeen but im a foot guy and i know like ten friends that think like that lolz its weird but its like asking would you let a guy eat you out on the first date some times it happends or for the mater one night stand it happends. lolz
 
comas and period i know i shure wish i new how to use em :) listen to this one .i also remember an incedent a girl they called her sissy ow man she was fucken huge i usto dilever medicine to her she had a card my friends sister god she was pritty for being huge well i pull up n she invites me in i tell her well this is it it realy good meds she is like follow me to my room I SEWWeR TO GOD THIS AINT NO LIE so im waiting she goes gets her pers from her bedroom to give me a donation i look to my left n noticed the bed was broken in half NO FUCKEN LIE MAN IF IM LIEN GOD STRIKE ME DOWN TODAY well i notice the bed n went HMMMMMM. i lookked up a lil higher ow hell no i paniked their was ropes!!!!!!DUDE arizona is some cowboy hick shit what i mean i was in chino arizona n the fucken ropes were fucken thick ropes like for herding or tien a fucken pick up truck to get out of a dich or colvasac. they were dangling i asked her hey sissy what happend to the bed OW I had some mexican in hear i broke the bed shit cowgirl style Y u intrested oww man i moved back tord the door handle shit my thought felt dry i was scared, this fucken chick was fucken huge dude she probley broke the poor dudes dick fuck that i hurrly felt the nob from the door behind me i was still smiling but ass soon as i grabed it i bolted the fuck out........ thank keep the money im out! noo not realy i grabed the money n i bolted like SEEEEE YAAAAAA owwww shit .... god help me.
 
Winter Woman said:
Does a guy who wants to suck your toes on the first date count as creepy? Didn't want a kiss, just the toes.
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You said you were a gymnast. Gymnasts are usually tiny with small, cute feet.
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last one thats kinda creepy fucken girls man some are crazzy.. lolz just kidding true story
OW shit another tym my friend Ryans lil sister grew up ow man she was fucken huge the bigest girl she had to walk around her legs she was so big i love her like a sister but she had a crush on me wen we were younger but she was taller bigg dude she come home with a herd of big girls. WE thought we thought she was the leader of the NOTORiOUS DINNERS CLUB hahaha i mean my friend would throw blows over cookie crunch both big but she was huge i mean huge one day she like to wescle with me i didnt like it i thought she was just tring to feel me up im mean i must have been eighteen she was like sixteen but looked way older way biger she spilled out of her sandles she usto fuck me up!!!!!!! n crush my lil balls pin me n slap the shit out of me. ONE DAY i got tired of her bulling me around i mean i just didnt want to hurt the girl shit but on this day i had enough i grabed her big ass N i mean she had a fucken bigo ass i flung her to the floor got on top of her n told her LOOK TRISHA I DONT WANT TO PLAY PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! i got off her n she kicked me tord the wall i went flien like a rag doll i got up n she laid on the back trien to kick me like ufc n shit so i got ahold of her leg n then the other i pulled them behind her head her ass to my croch n she yelled THUMPER I CANT BREATH STOP OW IT HURTS IT FUCKEN HURTS n im like TAKE THAT FUCKEN TRISH TAKE THAT n i would push her feet tord her face n just as that was going on my friend his mom his aunt open the fucken door n their like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. ow shit it looked like i was drie humping her she was so heavey that i was at a 22.5 degree angle her ass in the air, face all red n the family was about to fuck me up hahahahahahaaaaa. believe me i didnt want any of that! that was 15 years ago i just ran into her at a funeral, she told me hey thumper lets fuck, im excuse me trisha? ya she sead id tear your lil ass up! im like we are at a funeral? pleas stop! she continues to tell me let me stick a turkey in your oven????? im like what??????? she wanted to stick her fingers in my ass im like wooooow! trisha please she like have u ever had that im like shit please i have nevor had that even thow road trip had that seen in it n it looked like he injoyed it i was like NO! stop it please for god sakes. WERE AT A FUNERAL.... wow talk about toes how would you feel if he just asked to stick his finger in your ass within the first few seconds crazzy isnt it.. true shit.
 
Hepheastus420 said:
So this dude that you just met asked you if he could give you a foot rub within the first 4 hours? He must have had some serious game to keep you by his side all the way to your house, or were you just too scared to run? lol.
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I have to admit I was a little freaked out. I can't imagine it's gotten any better out there.
 
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