So....
Put hash in a box. Box goes into ups headquarters, it rolls down a conveyer belt and lands on a pad. Pad through an xray. The pad becomes the background of the xra screen. In the middle of the background there's an outline of a box, one layer further in there is another outline then the hash, which is much less solid and thus shows up as an airy glob.
The pad is stopped. The box is opened. The has is found.
The key is to fool the x-ray, which sees through layers of thin objects and represents items based on their density as different consistency shapes and colors.
So compose a plan:
If:
Has a table:
On the table:
4g pressed letter-flat hash
Post letter with two layers.
Medium-sized white envelope
Expensive stamp
2-ounce tub of peanut butter & vaseline
Plastic wrap
(Optional: tape)
The postletter needs to have a front and a back, with the thin compartment between the two layers.
1. Take the pressed hash and wrap it with a single layer of plastic wrap,
2. Twist the end of the plastic wrap tightly so that there are no wrinkles,
3. Seal the twist, either with a tight knot or a lighter.
4. Thinly lather the vaseline on the wrapped hash.
5. Thinly lather the peanut butter on the lubricated (and air-tight) wrapped hash.
6. Take a proportionate-sized sheet of plastic wrap and lay the buttered and lubricated, wrapped hash on top in the middle.
7. Fold the corners onto each other, to reduce the size, and check if it's wrinke-free.
8. Take the double-wrapped hash and place it inside of the postletter, between the two front&back layers.
The idea is to replicate the exact size and shape of the two layers of the postletter, so that when the x-ray views it it will only view the pressed hash as a third layer to the front&back layers of the letter.
8b. (Optional) Place a very thin sheet of tape, about 1/8 the size of a regular sheet of duct tape, on the inside of the of the postletter, below the pressed hash.
It has to be small, otherwise it will show up on the x-ray.
Make sure that half of the length is stuck on the letter's interior wall, and the other half if stuck on the bottom of the pressed hash.
9. Place the tampered post letter among others inside of the white envelope, stick on the stamp and write the address.
10. Send it on its way, with a poker face.
Put hash in a box. Box goes into ups headquarters, it rolls down a conveyer belt and lands on a pad. Pad through an xray. The pad becomes the background of the xra screen. In the middle of the background there's an outline of a box, one layer further in there is another outline then the hash, which is much less solid and thus shows up as an airy glob.
The pad is stopped. The box is opened. The has is found.
The key is to fool the x-ray, which sees through layers of thin objects and represents items based on their density as different consistency shapes and colors.
So compose a plan:
If:
Has a table:
On the table:
4g pressed letter-flat hash
Post letter with two layers.
Medium-sized white envelope
Expensive stamp
2-ounce tub of peanut butter & vaseline
Plastic wrap
(Optional: tape)
The postletter needs to have a front and a back, with the thin compartment between the two layers.
1. Take the pressed hash and wrap it with a single layer of plastic wrap,
2. Twist the end of the plastic wrap tightly so that there are no wrinkles,
3. Seal the twist, either with a tight knot or a lighter.
4. Thinly lather the vaseline on the wrapped hash.
5. Thinly lather the peanut butter on the lubricated (and air-tight) wrapped hash.
6. Take a proportionate-sized sheet of plastic wrap and lay the buttered and lubricated, wrapped hash on top in the middle.
7. Fold the corners onto each other, to reduce the size, and check if it's wrinke-free.
8. Take the double-wrapped hash and place it inside of the postletter, between the two front&back layers.
The idea is to replicate the exact size and shape of the two layers of the postletter, so that when the x-ray views it it will only view the pressed hash as a third layer to the front&back layers of the letter.
8b. (Optional) Place a very thin sheet of tape, about 1/8 the size of a regular sheet of duct tape, on the inside of the of the postletter, below the pressed hash.
It has to be small, otherwise it will show up on the x-ray.
Make sure that half of the length is stuck on the letter's interior wall, and the other half if stuck on the bottom of the pressed hash.
9. Place the tampered post letter among others inside of the white envelope, stick on the stamp and write the address.
10. Send it on its way, with a poker face.
