should i piss on my plant

you guys are dumb... piss is sterile.

you use batshit for fertilizer and your grossed out by something that shoots out of your dick on a regular basis? Give me a break. If you've ever eaten pussy I guarantee there's some trace piss and shit down there.

As far as nutrients go piss has high amounts of urea which is literally two Nitrogens and an Oxygen molecule. So it's gotta be high in N. It very likely has no Potassium or Phosphorus in it. If you have uncontrolled diabetes it will have high amounts of glucose (sugar for you dipshits), in it, so hey MOLASSES!!! and if you have renal (kidney) failure you'll have a lot of proteins in there. So unless your plant needs N it's a dumb move..

Also, this thread is entirely a joke and I'm sure the poster is fucking with you all. But what's funny is you took it, ran with it, and then basically tried to misinform everyone.

what bout goin out and killing someone and choppin him up then place a limb or so in ur plant hey just think if you put in correctly the arm or leg could hold your plant nice and straight up emmmmm would this work for a nute substitute


hahaha

DrFever said:

what bout goin out and killing someone and choppin him up then place a limb or so in ur plant hey just think if you put in correctly the arm or leg could hold your plant nice and straight up emmmmm would this work for a nute substitute




hahaha

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Owe i got to fart hold that thought ppl goin to fart on my plants would there be any NPK value in farting on ur plant ????

SquishMitten said:

you guys are dumb... piss is sterile.

you use batshit for fertilizer and your grossed out by something that shoots out of your dick on a regular basis? Give me a break. If you've ever eaten pussy I guarantee there's some trace piss and shit down there.

As far as nutrients go piss has high amounts of urea which is literally two Nitrogens and an Oxygen molecule. So it's gotta be high in N. It very likely has no Potassium or Phosphorus in it. If you have uncontrolled diabetes it will have high amounts of glucose (sugar for you dipshits), in it, so hey MOLASSES!!! and if you have renal (kidney) failure you'll have a lot of proteins in there. So unless your plant needs N it's a dumb move..

Also, this thread is entirely a joke and I'm sure the poster is fucking with you all. But what's funny is you took it, ran with it, and then basically tried to misinform everyone.

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How is it misinforming everyone if it works? I really dont see how you can say its misinformation when there is so much info out there already on how to use it...People have been using it for literally thousands of years...

when I said you guys I meant the people who were saying it wasn't a viable nutrient. I said that it could be used for Nitrogen, but if you don't need N otherwise it's stupid.

you were not the grouped in with the people who I consider "dumb"

SquishMitten said:

when I said you guys I meant the people who were saying it wasn't a viable nutrient. I said that it could be used for Nitrogen, but if you don't need N otherwise it's stupid.

you were not the grouped in with the people who I consider "dumb"

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Ah...thanks for the clarification!

I guess I jsut didnt see anyone else posting REAL info...I thought you were referring to me.

PISS ON!

DrFever said:

what bout goin out and killing someone and choppin him up then place a limb or so in ur plant hey just think if you put in correctly the arm or leg could hold your plant nice and straight up emmmmm would this work for a nute substitute


hahaha

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Click on my thread, lol.

LMFAO. Is this the post fad for the rest of the year? I've seen this question asked in many forms over the last month. They come in hoards, I guess. The simple answer is : yes. You'll want to dillute your piss a bunch before you use it. I'm not 100% on the exact ratio, so you're on your own for that one. Unless you're really in dire need for nutrients just stick with the regular ol' stuff. Hell, you can find a decent all-purpose fertilizer for around $5 per small tub. Jack's Classic is around $10, and I swear by it as a synthetic fertilizer.

Here's some reading for the others--> http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1008093608.htm

--> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...100801028.html

--> http://www.mndaily.com/2007/10/16/ne...ood-fertilizer

Eat a bunch of fruit and take a big dump next to your plant, then mulch it all into you soil... Peace

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i once heard piss is good for cleaning up cold sores so next you see a girl with a cold sore ask her if you can piss on her face before you kiss her