Shower after #2?

VILEPLUME · Dec 11, 2011

I know I am going to get flamed for this one, but I know there has to be someone out there that does this as well....Ok here goes...

Does anyone here has to take a shower after they do a #2? I have been doing it the last 5 years or so and toilet paper alone just doesnt do it for me.

I feel like, if you get sh*t on your hand would u just wipe it off or wipe then wash it?

timeismoney1 · Dec 11, 2011

Vileplume you dont happen to be urca in disguise do you?

dam612 · Dec 11, 2011

no, not at all, ide have to shower like 2-3xs a day...get some baby wipes if you gunna be a pussy about it.

Grumpy' · Dec 11, 2011

I think luckyreturner hacked his account. Lol. If ou don't poop in a corner in your yard then you should get messy when you go.

xKuroiTaimax · Dec 11, 2011

What if you're somewhere without a shower?

I don't get shit on my hands, eww... But baby wipes are a good idea. Only I'd follow up with toilet paper as baby wipes are damp. Plus they smell rather odd.

Johnny Retro · Dec 11, 2011

Europeans got the right idea..

Total Head · Dec 11, 2011

not to be gross but if i showered every time i took a shit i'd have no skin left. i make stool up to 7 times a day depending on what i'm doing and what i ate. plus my hair is long and i hate how it smells if i get it wet and don't wash it. if i washed it multiple times a day i'd have piles of dandruff and bone dry hair. maybe in the summer on a hot nasty day but not now.

get some flushable moist ass wipes and a lint free tp and you should be fine. what the hell do you do for a living that you can just jump in the shower because you made BM? your skin must be dry as hell. don't you itch?

cannabineer · Dec 11, 2011

xKuroiTaimax said:
What if you're somewhere without a shower?

I don't get shit on my hands, eww... But baby wipes are a good idea. Only I'd follow up with toilet paper as baby wipes are damp. Plus they smell rather odd.

(can't resist)
Yes, but as a committed therianthrope, you have your tongue ... cn

oneyejacks · Dec 11, 2011

In Thailand I never have to, better than smearing feces about your cheeks...

Carne Seca · Dec 11, 2011

Invest in a bidet.

xKuroiTaimax · Dec 11, 2011

cannabineer said:
(can't resist)
Yes, but as a committed therianthrope, you have your tongue ... cn

T-Bird seriously asked me if I'd do that during a yoga class with him.

I said 'no... but I can reach.'

ML75 · Dec 11, 2011

I think baby wipes work pretty good just dont flush them down the toilet or you will eventually have a serious clog

ML75 · Dec 11, 2011

xKuroiTaimax said:
What if you're somewhere without a shower?

I don't get shit on my hands, eww... But baby wipes are a good idea. Only I'd follow up with toilet paper as baby wipes are damp. Plus they smell rather odd.

nothing wrong with a fresh sent on your bottom lol

mysunnyboy · Dec 11, 2011

Total Head said:
i make stool up to 7 times a day depending on what i'm doing and what i ate

BAHAHAHAAA OMFG i am laughing so hard i have tears, you said "make stool" hahahah that is too funny total, i gotta rep you for that one :eyesmoke:

unohu69 · Dec 11, 2011

jesus what IS this site coming to? first magoty fleshlights, now shitty ass cheeks.... damn, i dont think any website has kept me laughing as much as RIU today....

But yes, if its a serious blowout (you know what I mean) then shower bound i am.....

cannabineer · Dec 11, 2011

unohu69 said:
jesus what IS this site coming to? first magoty fleshlights, now shitty ass cheeks.... damn, i dont think any website has kept me laughing as much as RIU today....

But yes, if its a serious blowout (you know what I mean) then shower bound i am.....

I think I need to start a hurl thread ... cn

socaliboy · Dec 11, 2011

what has come of this place? every second thread is about turds haha

VILEPLUME · Dec 12, 2011

xKuroiTaimax said:
What if you're somewhere without a shower?

I don't get shit on my hands, eww... But baby wipes are a good idea. Only I'd follow up with toilet paper as baby wipes are damp. Plus they smell rather odd.

If I am out, I usually bring a bunch of cheap small cloths. I wet them in the bathroom.

I dont know, my ass gets really fucking itchy if I dont clean my hole with water.

Dislexicmidget2021 · Dec 12, 2011

as long as#2 is before the shower and not after,it just dosent seem right when after,like im gonna slipp of the fucking toilet or something that can get outa hand quickly.

cannabineer · Dec 12, 2011

Dislexicmidget2021 said:
as long as#2 is before the shower and not after,it just dosent seem right when after,like im gonna slipp of the fucking toilet or something that can get outa hand quickly.

There's always during ... cn

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