Shower after #2?

VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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I know I am going to get flamed for this one, but I know there has to be someone out there that does this as well....Ok here goes...

Does anyone here has to take a shower after they do a #2? I have been doing it the last 5 years or so and toilet paper alone just doesnt do it for me.

I feel like, if you get sh*t on your hand would u just wipe it off or wipe then wash it?
 
dam612

dam612

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no, not at all, ide have to shower like 2-3xs a day...get some baby wipes if you gunna be a pussy about it.
 
Grumpy'

Grumpy'

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I think luckyreturner hacked his account. Lol. If ou don't poop in a corner in your yard then you should get messy when you go.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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What if you're somewhere without a shower?

I don't get shit on my hands, eww... But baby wipes are a good idea. Only I'd follow up with toilet paper as baby wipes are damp. Plus they smell rather odd.
 
Total Head

Total Head

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not to be gross but if i showered every time i took a shit i'd have no skin left. i make stool up to 7 times a day depending on what i'm doing and what i ate. plus my hair is long and i hate how it smells if i get it wet and don't wash it. if i washed it multiple times a day i'd have piles of dandruff and bone dry hair. maybe in the summer on a hot nasty day but not now.

get some flushable moist ass wipes and a lint free tp and you should be fine. what the hell do you do for a living that you can just jump in the shower because you made BM? your skin must be dry as hell. don't you itch?
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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xKuroiTaimax said:
What if you're somewhere without a shower?

I don't get shit on my hands, eww... But baby wipes are a good idea. Only I'd follow up with toilet paper as baby wipes are damp. Plus they smell rather odd.
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(can't resist)
Yes, but as a committed therianthrope, you have your tongue ... cn
 
ML75

ML75

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I think baby wipes work pretty good just dont flush them down the toilet or you will eventually have a serious clog
 
ML75

ML75

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xKuroiTaimax said:
What if you're somewhere without a shower?

I don't get shit on my hands, eww... But baby wipes are a good idea. Only I'd follow up with toilet paper as baby wipes are damp. Plus they smell rather odd.
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nothing wrong with a fresh sent on your bottom lol
 
unohu69

unohu69

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jesus what IS this site coming to? first magoty fleshlights, now shitty ass cheeks.... damn, i dont think any website has kept me laughing as much as RIU today....


But yes, if its a serious blowout (you know what I mean) then shower bound i am.....
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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unohu69 said:
jesus what IS this site coming to? first magoty fleshlights, now shitty ass cheeks.... damn, i dont think any website has kept me laughing as much as RIU today....


But yes, if its a serious blowout (you know what I mean) then shower bound i am.....
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I think I need to start a hurl thread ... cn
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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xKuroiTaimax said:
What if you're somewhere without a shower?

I don't get shit on my hands, eww... But baby wipes are a good idea. Only I'd follow up with toilet paper as baby wipes are damp. Plus they smell rather odd.
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If I am out, I usually bring a bunch of cheap small cloths. I wet them in the bathroom.

I dont know, my ass gets really fucking itchy if I dont clean my hole with water.
 
Dislexicmidget2021

Dislexicmidget2021

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as long as#2 is before the shower and not after,it just dosent seem right when after,like im gonna slipp of the fucking toilet or something that can get outa hand quickly.
 
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