Sick of Being Single, Need a Chic Who's Cool with my Grow.
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ultraviolet pirate
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i think its awesome if you got a stoner chick but from an operational standpoint its a security risk. a chick doesnt have to know everything about you and its cool (to me at least) to kind of have a double life. let her smoke it with you and be amazed at your never ending supply of herb as you get to know her, and id take at least a year to do that. girls can be treacherous creatures. so rock on OP and keep growing in peace.
Mudslide9791
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I totally feel ya dude. I have a 1400 watt grow in a 2 bedroom condo, lol. Eventually someone is going to get tired of sleeping on the couch and begin wondering why I have Brinks Heavy Duty door knob on the back bedroom and a red light outside it that cuts on every 12 hours signaling to me when my flower room is running lights on. Sign on the door says "Expensive Photosensitive Photography Equipment Inside, Do Not Enter" The red light that signals flower power is also a decoy showing that I have a photography dark room in operation. lol thats how you run a big stealth operation in a small place by the way. You don't try and hide that much wattage, you transform it into your photography hobby (wink) and disguise it in plane view.
carl.burnette
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You mean thats NOT you in your avatar?
Oh boy.. this is awkward...
I hope this doesn't make me gay.. I will hate to explain it to my wife..
Oh boy.. this is awkward...
I hope this doesn't make me gay.. I will hate to explain it to my wife..
Mudslide9791
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Who me? Well no it's just some chic I would love to bang............. Did I ever suggest that it was, lolYou mean thats NOT you in your avatar?
Oh boy.. this is awkward...
I hope this doesn't make me gay.. I will hate to explain it to my wife..
Awkwwwwwward! lol
StonedPony
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Hey you might try dateing a Gay guy I hear they are stoners too .................probley help you with your grow and keep house clean
Mudslide9791
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Why didn't I think of this? Wait, because I don't like penis..... Back to the drawing board...... lol
StonedPony
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LOL to bad..........thought it would worked out........DAMN
Mudslide9791
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Lol, speakin of gay dudes. Not trying to change the subject in my own thread though, wait can I do that? Anyway, gay dude I work with, known him for years, funniest bastard you ever met and doesn't hold back his gayism in the slightest, which makes him cooler in my opinion. He''ll talk about your ass all day, especially if he knows he's making you uncomfortable, does it to the temp workers and shit (always entertaining). One year him and I volunteered to represent our company at a cancer benefit where everyone jumps into the *&^% river in the middle of January. Cold as hell, so anyway we gathered our shit and went out there. There were probably at least 100 other companies out there with volunteers to jump for cancer. So we're getting ready and shit, I put on my swim trunks and get ready to freeze my balls off in front of TONS of people. I fuckin turn around and he's standing by my car in nothing but a pair of European speedo's and has our Company name written across his chest. I mean this was the definition of bananna hamock dude, his junk was all hangin out the sides and everything, funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, needless to say our company got alot of hype that day. He had bitches taking pictures with him and everything after we did our jump.
I know that was totally off topic, thought I would share a great moment with a gay dude I'm proud to call my friend, lol. Now what did I do with my ZigZags
420 Dream Team
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Or there are some chics out there that grow as well lol
Miss M
Miss M
april
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maybe RIU should have a "stoner dating section" ,
i am a hot stoner chick , well i'm not ugly, i've never had issues picking up men and i know what is ugly, it's not me. i do have a real pic of part of my face in my profie.
I did online dating for a few years because it was fun, i found it easy to find out if people toke or not, i just asked ! plus i mentioned "420" in my profile so other tokers would see it.
But if u wanna find a cool stoner chick like myself i suggest online dating, most single people i know have a profile on some site, make it as honest and true as possible. Don't ever think a chick is too hot for you, my type is rugged and dirty, but alot of jersey shore tanned muscle heads would message me thinking i was going to send them my number because they messaged me, lmfao most guys i talked to or hung out with said they saw my profile but figured i wanted some buff guy.
Stoner chicks want MEN not boys, flannel shirt, levis wearing, fuzzy faced men that can fix cars and pull that giant harball from the tub!!
Sorry for the rant but i hate that real men find it hard to pick up women because they think they know what we want, take a chance on real chick that admits that thongs are really not comfy, and wont freak if her flat iron can't be plugged in.
i am a hot stoner chick , well i'm not ugly, i've never had issues picking up men and i know what is ugly, it's not me. i do have a real pic of part of my face in my profie.
I did online dating for a few years because it was fun, i found it easy to find out if people toke or not, i just asked ! plus i mentioned "420" in my profile so other tokers would see it.
But if u wanna find a cool stoner chick like myself i suggest online dating, most single people i know have a profile on some site, make it as honest and true as possible. Don't ever think a chick is too hot for you, my type is rugged and dirty, but alot of jersey shore tanned muscle heads would message me thinking i was going to send them my number because they messaged me, lmfao most guys i talked to or hung out with said they saw my profile but figured i wanted some buff guy.
Stoner chicks want MEN not boys, flannel shirt, levis wearing, fuzzy faced men that can fix cars and pull that giant harball from the tub!!
Sorry for the rant but i hate that real men find it hard to pick up women because they think they know what we want, take a chance on real chick that admits that thongs are really not comfy, and wont freak if her flat iron can't be plugged in.
Mudslide9791
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Will you marry me?
Love it.
Dick Moser
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mabye you guys would have better luck with a social life. you know, go clubbing or hit a gym or fuck it join a chess league, and TALK to people. if you see a cute girl at the store TELL HE SHE HAS NICE SHOES!!! if she says anything back the hook is in the fishes mouth and you set it. and you keep doing this until you find someone who likes you and you like. its called being a human being. what is the WORST that could happen???? she screams rape at the top of her lungs??? lame ducks get shot down folks. i know cause im a shooter. get your asses out of the pond, and chase some tail. and you know what...HALF THE TIME THE WOMAN WANT YOU TO SAY SOMTHING!!!!!! i have been with my old lady for 4 years and i meet her at a dog park, and guess what floks...i didnt have a dog. my old lady SET UP my grow room so i didnt have to. AND she let me move in WITH HER!!!! so its all happening in the house SHE paid for!!!! and she was dating some other dickweed when i meet her. so for real GUYS you can beg bitch and moan, OR you can get outside and go sking and hit on some fine ass snow bunnies and see if you dont have some Hugh in you. (Hugh Hefner)
Mudslide9791
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I dunno, I'm kinda opposite alot of people on here. I'm not a stoner at all, in fact It's very rare that I actually smoke it. Very few instances, I have a few times while I've been on here but overall I don't. I have a very chill persona. I'm the average white dude who gets up and goes to work everyday, I pick up my daughter every other weekend, have average hobbies. I'm pretty active and NOBODY would guess in a million years that I have a mystical forest growing in a back bedroom. I do it because I love horticulture and I love this particular plant species. I could grow world class tomatoes back there but that wouldn't pay for itself and put money in my daughters sweet 16 car fund and college account either.
I don't care if the chick I'm seeing smokes or not, so long as she understands why I do what I do and is alright with that.
Good Times =)
I don't care if the chick I'm seeing smokes or not, so long as she understands why I do what I do and is alright with that.
Good Times =)
Dick Moser
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a real guy isnt gonna hit you up online, and as proof....are you still single?????
Mudslide9791
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You certainly don't get the girls with your grammar =)
I'm kidding, I get out often. I just don't meet many cool women in the produce department, know what I mean?
Dick Moser
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how do you know they aren't cool??? chatting them up???? cause where ever the chicks you do find are coming from, they need to be put back. if i EVER had a woman tell me "you just want to be a drug dealer" i would make that dumb bitch pick up the check and never even look her way again.
tip top toker
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Not reading all those psots 
all i'll say though is what do you expect? I'm a personal grower, i sell nothing, can't even afford nutes and such cus of my lack of selling, yet if someone sais cannabis grow operation, that's not saying i fancy growing some cannabis, that sais i want to grow dope and become a drug dealer. Maybe a little tact would not go amiss, such as discussing the faults and merits of cannabis. Just take it slowly in talking about it, don't just jump straight in with i want a grow op
But anyway, i have always found that due to the very nature of cannabis, i can bring it into the conversation in any way i please and regardless of initial response, cause them to retract their statements and suddenly think twice about their perception. It's really not a very hard drug to justify even at the more extreme accusations.
all i'll say though is what do you expect? I'm a personal grower, i sell nothing, can't even afford nutes and such cus of my lack of selling, yet if someone sais cannabis grow operation, that's not saying i fancy growing some cannabis, that sais i want to grow dope and become a drug dealer. Maybe a little tact would not go amiss, such as discussing the faults and merits of cannabis. Just take it slowly in talking about it, don't just jump straight in with i want a grow op But anyway, i have always found that due to the very nature of cannabis, i can bring it into the conversation in any way i please and regardless of initial response, cause them to retract their statements and suddenly think twice about their perception. It's really not a very hard drug to justify even at the more extreme accusations.
Kodank Moment
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My gay friend, whom happens to be one of my longest and best friends, is way more fun to chill with then most my straight friends. You just gotta find the chill stoner gay dudes. Lol....sounds super gay but its true. That flamboyant, look at me I'm gay!!!, drives me crazy.