Silicate and Colchicine

I work for the NSA! We're coming for you Finshaggy! You can try to run and hide but we'll know where you are at all times thanks to the implant behind your right eye. It lets us see everything you see including your weak plants and tiny dick. It also has GPS tracking. We follow you everywhere Fin!

You can run but you can't hide we are coming for you! The only way you might escape is to cut out your right eye and remove the tracking device but we both know you are too much of a pussy for that!
 
Sure they can; hospitals, institutions, public schools and asylums are full of them

Yep. Before I joined RIU, I thought all these types were just brilliant trolls demonstrating Poe's Law. But, alas, I've come to learn that they are sincere (Shaggy, Nevaeh, Justugh, ad nauseum). It speaks to our society and how easy it is to stay alive these days with little to no effort, there's plenty of everything. In a Country or culture with actual problems and no room for bullshit, these guys wouldn't be able to exist. Something to think about. Or not. Idk, I'm pretty high...
 
Yep. Before I joined RIU, I thought all these types were just brilliant trolls demonstrating Poe's Law. But, alas, I've come to learn that they are sincere (Shaggy, Nevaeh, Justugh, ad nauseum). It speaks to our society and how easy it is to stay alive these days with little to no effort, there's plenty of everything. In a Country or culture with actual problems and no room for bullshit, these guys wouldn't be able to exist. Something to think about. Or not. Idk, I'm pretty high...
Oh, Justugh isn't just a troll? Whoops.
 
No, he isn't. He readily admits that he is not like all the other kids, and has a bonafide diagnosis. He gets "enthusiastic" and excited sometimes, and has an interesting knowledge base and skill set which spooks some folks. I like him, he is nuts
I clearly have had little interaction with him.
 
No you won't, you'll find some excuse not to. Then, later on, say you did and proved us wrong
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No, they actually left saying that I was really smart and should run for office. I'm not in trouble, they just have an investigation open on me, and assume I'm someone without actually ever meeting me, and they troll me on the internet.
Did it ever cross your mind they were being sarcastic ?
 
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