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Plain simple budder. Super BUDDER recipe follows.One crockpot.Fill crockpot with top leaves and trim. Rinse with cold water first if you use any nutrient or insecticide sprays.Add one lb. salted or unsalted butter.Add one qt. water.Place in well ventilated area for 12 to 24 hours on lowest setting, stirring a few times during the extraction.Turn off crockpot and let cool to the touch but don't let it get cold. If it gets cold and fat hardens just warm enough to make it liquid again.Strain off leaf material and collect water and melted budder in a tupperware type container.Place container in refrigerator until the fat floats to the top and hardens. Usually at least 4 hours if not overnight.Break the fat cap over the water and drain the nasty water from under the fat.Remelt budder to collect on bottom of container.Freeze or keep in fridge for storage. Otherwise it will go rancid.To use, melt some of the budder in a small bowl and coat animal crackers with budder until they soak up some of the budder. Pour leftover budder back to original container.Place crackers on foiled sheetpan and bake in oven on about 200 degrees until the budder no longer has a shine on the outside of most of the crackers.While hot, shake the crackers in a 50/50 mixture of unsweetened cocoa powder and chocolate malted milk powder. Let cool and store in sandwich baggy or some such thing.Long term storage of over a week should be kept cool.Alternate preparation can be cheese-its or nips instead of animal crackers, and powdered cheese from mac and cheese box or cheese popcorn topping to coat.Super BUDDER 1x or 2x follows the same directions. AKA Day-Wrecker.Replace top leaves with 1oz. or 2oz. non stinky bud (stinky bud will just make the budder and crackers smell like a skunks ass).Super BUDDER works well for the crackers since the dosage is much more concentrated and therefor smaller.All budders can be added to almost anything but tread lightly at first as they are far stronger than you think or expect. Start slow and plan accordingly. Ingestion of even a single cracker from Super Budder can last 12 or more hours. Simple budder is better for replacing all or part of the fat in recipes for cookies, as Super BUDDER is far to strong.These are great for times when you can't light up, have grown tired of smoking, go to a concert, or can't smoke any longer due to breathing problems.At first it helps to eat them with a meal so they digest more slowly and therefor release slowly. This also helps from them upsetting your stomach.Best for chronic aching pain and restful sleep.NOTE: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN and PETS. THEY JUST SEE IT AS FOOD AND CAN EAT TO MUCH and POSSIBLY DIE! (this has been documented!)THIS MEANS DON'T LEAVE THEM IN YOUR COAT POCKET or PANTS POCKET or IN THE FRIDGE WHERE KIDS WILL LIKELY FIND THEM!FOR REAL, THIS IS POWERFUL STUFF, DON'T TAKE IT LIGHTLY.