Smokers, With Smoking Talents.

yeah i just try to have fun.. i was gonna make a youtube vid myself but couldnt hit the bong with my clown mask on.. im trying to work my way up to hitting my vip bong and then the little bong... The vip is like 3 ft so thats a struggle for me.. The only time i take it straight to the brain (up the nose) is when im being blown a shotgun.. I always take those up the nose. that is the greatest way to take a shotgun..

Oh hell yeah guns up the nose is some old school shit. i like to blow my slef a gun. just cover my face with a ball cap and go at it.

rolling the perfect English spliff, every time..never a mess up knock on wood

I know spliff AKA the coney or as i like to call it the Bob Marley. what is this English Spliff you speak of sir??

I usualy roll a nice 2 skin dooby in my front stomach pocket of my hoodie whilst walking to college, leave it till lunch to spark it tho,
ive rolled in class, whilst talking to teachers, whilst skateboarding, on the bus, back of a cab pretty much anywere public nowadays, Got the stealth down

Happy toking

ps. UK toker here

English spliff is the only way to go. Take your mj, grinder her up, take a king size rizla, load her up, and take about a 1/6 of the cigarette's tobacco & cover her up ...Twist her, and light her. I also roll tulips, diamond joints, cross joints So many fun kinds

sorry stinker read the thread the hoodie roll is already been posted. Never had a reason to roll whilst skating but i deff use my deck for a rolling tray tho. Been rocking the skate since 93'. Ridden every wood imaginable now i like Enjoy and Almost. the resin 7's and 8's are the best shit since sliced bread fo sho. Royal trucks pig wheels. bones berrings and shorty's hardware. and black magic grip tape. Love my set up.

stanislavski said:

English spliff is the only way to go. Take your mj, grinder her up, take a king size rizla, load her up, and take about a 1/6 of the cigarette's tobacco & cover her up ...Twist her, and light her. I also roll tulips, diamond joints, cross joints So many fun kinds

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thats word like to your mother son. I dont dig the tobacco thing you English Bastards are crazy. I say that in good humor by the way. + rep i like a talented joint roller.

haha, these are made out of local papers here in Asia & have no adhesive...what a bitch this was!

JoNny Pot sMokeR said:

sorry stinker read the thread the hoodie roll is already been posted. Never had a reason to roll whilst skating but i deff use my deck for a rolling tray tho. Been rocking the skate since 93'. Ridden every wood imaginable now i like Enjoy and Almost. the resin 7's and 8's are the best shit since sliced bread fo sho. Royal trucks pig wheels. bones berrings and shorty's hardware. and black magic grip tape. Love my set up.

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o sorry man my lastest crop turned my brain into a siv, short term memory kno what i mean ?
Sick set up I used to skate alot when i was younger but kinda of grown out of it, might take it up again this summer
On the joint rolling subject Ill list the joints ive conquered in rolling.
Cross joint - tulip - foot long - fork - windmill - 4 skin ( only had singles) - 2 spliffs inter twined ( kinda pointless but looked cool)
And the diamond, stan how did you do yours? mine was a king skin and 2 one skins cut the kingskin in half and creat a diamond in the middle with the two 1's the joint becomes double headed when half smoked.
Any time me and my boys have a huge blitz we always do some crazy joint and its usualy down to me to roll

Smoke tricks, I can take a hit and hold it till no smoke comes out, I can do rings, irish waterfall, and Mushroom clouds / ghost tokes
My favourite is slowly releasing thick smoke over a cd case giving the effect of heavy fog flowing over the edges of the case.

I can mold a pipe out of aluminum foil... Just keep a folded up piece in my wallet and unfold it and find a twig or tooth pick to keep the shaft open while you make the bowl... Close the shaft up a lil at the bowl and no screen required...

we used to do that in HS. better quit man the chemicals in the tin foil kills more brain cells than the Erb your smokin out of it.

dragger said:

I can mold a pipe out of aluminum foil... Just keep a folded up piece in my wallet and unfold it and find a twig or tooth pick to keep the shaft open while you make the bowl... Close the shaft up a lil at the bowl and no screen required...

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are you freaking kidding me? What are you, 12? Jr High wants their pipe back mate

I can go to court with 10 oz's in my backpack and not get arrested...Ahh the life of a caregiver! Somebody has to pay my traffic fines and patients need meds and I hate driving so you just need to kill 2 birds with one stone..

Ive smoked 2 hits off a bowl underwater

I dive and an older diving buddy showed me how to smoke a cigarette using the air pocket of a big barrel. You need at least 2 guys to get the barrel down fast enough to get keep the air pocket.....It works for about 30 secs and then starts taking in too much water......LOL coughing your ass off through a regulator is real weird.

I have to update....I guess my weed talent is that I just met my best friend who is a fellow grower. Its funny how life works all you RIU kids. To make a long story short I met my fiend Scott through a friend and he has the same drive I do to grow and make a statement. To add top quality buds to a market full of greedy money growing assholes. We both share the need to grow top quality medicine and provide it to those who need it. Its not about money its about pride and the gratitude that all the money hungry growers forgot about. And thats a fact.

For one, with 40 posts, you may have a bit to go before you can do this haha. #2, I wouldn't tell Scott you gave us his name. #3, dude, it's about money. I grow, and I smoke it, but if you're selling it, then you're money hungry. I don't believe for one minute that you want to "add quality buds to the market". Why would you want to when they could be all yours? Hmmm....cuz you're money hungry. I get so annoyed with these so-called liberals who take to the forum saying in an all-attractive manner, that they are going to bring heaven to the market. It's just useless bragging that 9 times out of 10 people will end up not following through with anyways.

Sorry, but I usually spot these posts a mile away..If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but we'll see

Good Luck!

Bro theres no need to stir conflict, like the guy was just saying he's proud of his bud, no reason to get all up in his grill you know?

well BRO, if he's going to do it, then do it...Don't talk like you're going to do it & then have no idea what you're doing. Throwing a name out there is just a sign of immaturity when it comes to green. I don't agree it should be illegal, but fact remains it is. People should really learn to be a bit smarter about their plans. That's the first thing people should learn from forums rather than growing.

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well BRO, if he's going to do it, then do it...Don't talk like you're going to do it & then have no idea what you're doing. Throwing a name out there is just a sign of immaturity when it comes to green. I don't agree it should be illegal, but fact remains it is. People should really learn to be a bit smarter about their plans. That's the first thing people should learn from forums rather than growing.

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I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people named Scott. using a first name is totally harmless, bro.