Stelthy, you really rock
I've read a few posts and you always seem to have no bounds and no shame. That is a pretty strong set of characteristics.
I've been single for a few years, I have no particular desire to have a woman ruling my life, cheers. Wank? don't mind if I do, thanks. Reefer? Well, it would be rude not to.
I used to get high and shag all night back in my youth, its definately something that gives banging the missus a bit of spark
Now, if you REALLY want to get offended, a mate was trying to explain to me the other evening how he had a wank that was so great he shit himself. Wrong.