So this b*tch is cheetin on me...
- Thread starter FaCultGen
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FaCultGen
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see... we weren't really breaking up...i was just getting a different home because living together was to much (and she wouldn't let me grow anymore)...Im all about getting payback but if you two were breaking up & you had allready planned on moving out then why care,just take your shit & split,maybe bone the hell out of her a few more times then be on your merry way.
Maybe scrub her tooth brush on your corn hole before you split
FaCultGen
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lol if only it was that easy...
jamiemichelle
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SunnyD
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jamiemichelle
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I actually think it would bug her to know you are boning someone else like dude said above. Even if you cant find a chick to fuck, you should def put a used condom in her bed, maybe some womens perfume sprayed on her pillow too. (Think magazine sample, lol) Nothing drives a woman more crazy than knowing her ex has already moved on.
panhead
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All right so she's a lousy bitch,ya know you cant stomp the other guy's ass because he's a pro fighter then just be a sneaky fuck about payback,take all your shit except a few stupid little things,then come back a month from now,after the new guy moves in(you know he's moving in),then ask to get your trinkets,while she's getting your widgets excuse yourself to the bathroom.
Then rub HIS tooth brush on your corn hole,fuk it,insert the whole mfer right up rour ass till you gotta use hemostats to get it out,you'll smile for years.
Cubano1211
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Sleep with her best friend.. video tape it.. leave it somewhere your girl will find it... ahh revenge is sweet 
LoudBlunts
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leave a used condom on her pillow.
fuck in the bed. or at least make it seem that way!!!!
fuck in the bed. or at least make it seem that way!!!!
FaCultGen
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lol dude you are fucking hillarious with that corn hole...just can't stop talking about it...
i don't know what i'm gonna do... i want it to be some deeply psycological shit that fucks with her head... i like the idea about the condom... but i don't know... she's not gonna be sleeping in our bed ever agian... cause thats where i sleep...
she's gonna be home in like 15 minutes to an hour...i'm trying to figure out what to do when she gets here.
i don't know what i'm gonna do... i want it to be some deeply psycological shit that fucks with her head... i like the idea about the condom... but i don't know... she's not gonna be sleeping in our bed ever agian... cause thats where i sleep...
she's gonna be home in like 15 minutes to an hour...i'm trying to figure out what to do when she gets here.
LoudBlunts
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why not ignore her?
one million
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Ok, I used this one and it does help. Get her drunk/high and talk her into doing all of that shit she never liked to do (think anal, money shot, 2 girls..) what ever it it is. Bust your nut and leave her hanging. At this point you get dressed grab all your shit and when she asks what happened you just tell her "I know what you've been doing" and never talk to her again. Revenge sex is great!!!