So...what did all the net trolls do before the net?

chewberto

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Critique the women in adult magazines while masterblading!

Talk shit to pen-pals!

Throw stuff off a bridge!
 

farmasensist

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They probably got their asses beat for being real life jerks.

Or, they might have just done like I do and call the 1*800 on the back of my bills and tell the gas company how its BS that they need a $500 deposit on a monthly bill that never goes above $30. Phone company, electric company, insurance, they've all gotten it once or twice.
 

mr sunshine

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Not shower for 3 days scratch my i meant their nuts and walk around shaking peoples hands! Thats something a troll might do. Handshake anyone? Or go to she store with a thin needle and poke tiny holes into bags of chips!
 

retrofuzz

Active Member
I miss nancy(see4)! that troubled little scamp had me quite amused once id got the whole troll thing worked out!
 

LJ6

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Buried huge sticks in the street after it snowed out and watched cars run them over. Went to school early to put color corresponding food condiments on the playground equipment so kids would get mustard on their hands when they went on the monkey bars. Run up behing somone when they werent paying attention, get in fetal position and have person push another person over them. Pull peoples chairs out from under them. Basically just troll the general population
 

mr sunshine

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When my friends and iwhere small trolls we used to get 4 or 5 shopping cars and make a barricade in the street And hide . Most of the people justhad to get out of their car and move them. Sometimes some people would just smash into them. Or we would sometimes at night we would leave our ramps on the sidewalk chill on the grass and watch fools ride theirbikes into the quarter pipe. No lie dudes would straight fly after hitting that ramp!
 
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