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joe blow greenthumb

joe blow greenthumb

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It's not so much the test that gets you as it is the test giver. If its a good test, there's a college trained professional giving it and you're done. If its a test that anybody in the building can give you then don't worry about it. But a failed test isn't the end. Contact manufacturer and ask for a list of things that may cause a false reading. It may be hard to get but the manufacturer will tell you what makes their test unreliable. I have done this on a supposed failed test. I was clean at the time and a hair follicle test proved that 2 weeks later. Anyone that fails a test should always get the manufacturers name and checkout their product and its reliability.
 
Alexander Supertramp

Alexander Supertramp

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kountdown said:
You'll still have THC in your system more than likely. The trick is to drink enough water that you're pissing on such a frequent basis that your body doesn't have time to pollute your urine before it leaves your body. Basically you're using water as a masking agent. Be careful though. You can die of water intoxication if you drink too much.
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This use to work well years ago. But like anything they become wise to this sort of trick. Sample to dilute ect... It all depends on the type of test and how deep they want too dig. 30 days minimum to pass most urine tests. 6 months or better to pass a hair test......
 
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Mar1ah

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I passed! It was a cheap test that they used. I believe the coffee and B-vitamins turning my urine yellow was the key too my success. Either way to you folks that had me nervous as hell next ime don't be so quick to assume but I will say thanks too all those that wished me Luck. Now I am employed and have orientation next week.
 
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althor

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Mar1ah said:
I passed! It was a cheap test that they used. I believe the coffee and B-vitamins turning my urine yellow was the key too my success. Either way to you folks that had me nervous as hell next ime don't be so quick to assume but I will say thanks too all those that wished me Luck. Now I am employed and have orientation next week.
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Congrats. I never get lucky with tests. I have used all types of cleaning products and "tricks" to clear out and always end up failing anyway. Nothing worse than "drink some vinegar". Worst tasting shit ever and still failed.
 
scubatc

scubatc

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cannabinoids stick to your fat cells. Water will only dilute your urine and you will either fail the test or be flagged to be tested again. An every day smoker can hold cannabinoids in their system for up to roughly 90 days. The best way to remove the product from your system is to burn off as much fat as you can and eat non fatty foods up until the last 2 days or so. Then you should eat fatty foods and be lazy. This will help your body produce more fat and "musk" the remaining fat that has cannabinoids attached still.
 
AeroponicGreen

AeroponicGreen

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Your going to be cutting it real close... Go get a drink and slam it before the test youll piss clean. Those drinks are like 30$ Well worth it. Depending on what you need it for.

But If you slam a ton of water before the test youll have a real good chance of diluting it enough and that might buy you more time if they make you retake it. Try to piss Clear as possible.
 
kountdown

kountdown

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Drinking water is healthy. If your urine is yellow, its a sign of dehydration. I don't see how you could fail a piss test because you drink a lot of water.
 
whocares100

whocares100

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And wait till midstream to catch the urine, the first is usually the dirtiest, it has been laying there collecting various items.
 
ButchyBoy

ButchyBoy

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kountdown said:
Drinking water is healthy. If your urine is yellow, its a sign of dehydration. I don't see how you could fail a piss test because you drink a lot of water.
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You don't fail because of drinking a lot water, you get a dilute reading and get asked to take another test. I used to take randoms for employment. I would be told that I have 2 hours to get to the test site and give a sample (over the road truck driver). I would drink coffee, water, juice, tea or whatever I had in order to make sure that I could fill the cup when I got there. Many times I would get called back in within a week to test again. I asked why I got called in so soon and was told that my sample was dilute and can be a sign of trying to hide something. I would imagine McDonalds or any other company similar would not care about a dilute sample since public safety is not at risk.
 
dbkick

dbkick

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ButchyBoy said:
You don't fail because of drinking a lot water, you get a dilute reading and get asked to take another test. I used to take randoms for employment. I would be told that I have 2 hours to get to the test site and give a sample (over the road truck driver). I would drink coffee, water, juice, tea or whatever I had in order to make sure that I could fill the cup when I got there. Many times I would get called back in within a week to test again. I asked why I got called in so soon and was told that my sample was dilute and can be a sign of trying to hide something. I would imagine McDonalds or any other company similar would not care about a dilute sample since public safety is not at risk.
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It's really not the company you work for that calls for the testing, it's mainly insurance companies that cover the company that calls for the testing. and you may get around one of those silly little cup tests but if they send it to a lab you won't be passing. How many dilute samples can you give before they know something is up? I'm pretty sure after one dilute sample they have your number. Labs look for other things like creatine level and a lot of places consider a diluted sample a fail.
 
dbkick

dbkick

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and as far as the public safety goes that's just not what testing is really all about. is there a safety factor with a walmart employee that can't piss straight? I guess there is since there's been more than one carded mmj patient/employee fired for testing positive.
 
dadio161

dadio161

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ButchyBoy said:
From experience..... I used to do random test's for employment. You have not been clean long enough to pass a test. You can drink all of the water you want but all you will do is give a dilute test. A dilute test will send up a flag and you will be tested again. Head on down to the head shop and purchase a cleanser. Follow the directions on the bottle and cross your fingers.[/QUOTE
When I needed to test for a job , I went to head shop and got a kit of synthetic urine. Then I went to Target and bought a jock strap. I prepped kit as directed , used the jockstrap to hold the bottle , and gave my sample. started work the next Monday.
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Figong

Figong

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If you're going to drink mass liquids and use the method in any form of an attempt to dilute, why not pound down shit loads of antioxidants to help flush it from the system at the same time?
 
ButchyBoy

ButchyBoy

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dbkick said:
It's really not the company you work for that calls for the testing, it's mainly insurance companies that cover the company that calls for the testing. and you may get around one of those silly little cup tests but if they send it to a lab you won't be passing. How many dilute samples can you give before they know something is up? I'm pretty sure after one dilute sample they have your number. Labs look for other things like creatine level and a lot of places consider a diluted sample a fail.
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The company I drove for was self insured, they randomly selected drivers to cover their own ass. I made sure my second test was not dilute which was easy since I did not smoke for the years that I drove. Yes missing other things like creatine and sugar is how they call it dilute not because it is clear!

As for the kit you hold in your jock strap.... That is a lot of work and could be tough to get away with. There are, or were small plastic containers that you would empty into the sample cup before filling that worked for me the one time I worried about it but I don't know if they are still on the market.
 
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Cronnoisseur

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Congrats on passing, I wanted to add that a while back I got caught at school and was taken to a lab to see if I had anything but weed in my system. I was still high when I peed in the cup! And guess what, NOTHING showed up. I was so pissed because I could have just denied everything! lol

Granted Im a pretty thin person
 
OGkushNC

OGkushNC

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5'10" 145 not to sound rude but I don't think you'll pass that drug test bro. U didn't know anyone who was clean?
 
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