Some Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. day and St. Patricks day?

On St. Patricks day, everyonewants to be Irish.

Wouldn't that be Irish Catholic?

Have some fun on St. Patrick's day, find your favorite real Irish Pub, and wear Orange. Face paint, shirt...

Green and Orange are colors, just like red and blue.

Arbys Reuben sandwich is pretty damn good. I've been avoiding most fast foods , but those are worth the risk.

two catholic priests are sitting, eating at an outdoor cafe. A twelve year old walks past, priests 1 says to the other, "man he must've been something back in the day!"




pedophile joke

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten black bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they
had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a
honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the
mother got up because she couldn't sleep.

When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then
she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she
went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.

The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter,
"Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always
told me if something hurt I should scream."

"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so
much last night?"

The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you
should laugh."

"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was
it so quiet in your room last night?"

The youngest daughter replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk
with my mouth full."