get a nine millimeter pistol put it to his temple and ask him to tell you the truth, did you steal my shit the other night.... when he cries like a bitch and says yeah im sorry pistol whip him strip him naked tie him to a telephone poll with a sign that says "dont help me i like it".... better yet invite him over to smoke, every bong hit you give him hide a match head in it, when he's unable to smoke anymore weed dump out the bong and tell him this is why your throat hurts you fucker... then hit him in the mouth. Good day to you sir, its midnight i better light a joint now