Stoned driving rant
- Thread starter Bugeye
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Magic Mike
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this is how to fix those bitches !!
TripleMindedGee5150
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Driver's now a days get there licenses from the gumball machines or chuckee cheese.
I swear I feel your pain.
I swear I feel your pain.
bu$hleaguer
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What about driving with your headlights off and running people off the road at night?
Growan
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That's fuckin' badass. Driving Hard Mode.
Blue Wizard
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Do they even give out the driving part of the test anymore? I don't know how these people are passing it if they do. I feel like I'm the only person that uses turn signals, I can't even remember the last time I've seen anyone else use theirs.
TripleMindedGee5150
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I'm pretty sure the written test still exist.
Last time at the DMV however, I saw guy that was literally so damn dense. He was taking his photo , and the lady kept asking him
"Sir stand next to the counter and place your right thumb and DONT Move "
Literally like 6 times. And the guy just had this "glad to be in America" smile plastered on his face.
Me and the guy next to me in line looked at each and said DAFUQ !! Hope he was getting just an ID Card..
Last time at the DMV however, I saw guy that was literally so damn dense. He was taking his photo , and the lady kept asking him
"Sir stand next to the counter and place your right thumb and DONT Move "
Literally like 6 times. And the guy just had this "glad to be in America" smile plastered on his face.
Me and the guy next to me in line looked at each and said DAFUQ !! Hope he was getting just an ID Card..
Diabolical666
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Nothing kills my buzz more then being road ragey. People dont know how to drive they are too busy doing other shit while attempting. 1st wreck I got into, guy rear ended me, got out of the car and he had tacos all over his shirt. That made me sooooo mad. I think I called him a stupid fat fuck or something...
Dr.Pecker
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A taco almost killed your ass.
Diabolical666
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Foreal, gave me wicked whip lash
Milovan
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...
AHH BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!
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Whenever someone honks the horn at me I yell out my window...
AHH BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!
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abe supercro
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I've learned from a few occasions to never scuffle with another driver. Some may follow all the way to santas workshop..
Just recently, a middle aged cpl by me were on their way to get their daughter form school, encountered an erratic driver. Gunning it and breaking kinda shit. Next stop light, husband gets out goes up to this old drunk guys truck. Blammo! The ol man shot the guy square in the chest through his car window.
/ have another friendlier road rage story w my father, where nobody was hurt
Just recently, a middle aged cpl by me were on their way to get their daughter form school, encountered an erratic driver. Gunning it and breaking kinda shit. Next stop light, husband gets out goes up to this old drunk guys truck. Blammo! The ol man shot the guy square in the chest through his car window.
/ have another friendlier road rage story w my father, where nobody was hurt
KLITE
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LOL What kind of redneck goes to the back of his truck to not get a shotgun?! WTF?! are you actually fucking serious?
@tytheguy111 they any kin to you mate?
