Stoner's Lost & Found

cannabineer · Jul 24, 2013

eye exaggerate said:
...alright, I've had a quick look and there are some keys, phones, chargers and some pipe screens.

...I expected those to be there in a stoner forum But, what else?

Have you seen my Dad? cn

eye exaggerate · Jul 24, 2013

hempyninja309 said:
Ive seemed to have misplaced my drivers license, passport, social security card, birth certificate and car keys. help.

...is your name Jose Luis by any chance?

eye exaggerate · Jul 24, 2013

cannabineer said:
Have you seen my Dad? cn

skunkd0c · Jul 24, 2013

i am so glad all you people are misplacing things or even losing things
i thought i had a problem or something

i even bought one of those things for my keys so that when you whistle it beeps
now i just have to learn to whistle

think i might hide something from myself now just for fun

hempyninja309 · Jul 24, 2013

eye exaggerate said:
...is your name Jose Luis by any chance?

No hablo ingles

Indagrow · Jul 24, 2013

Can't remember what I've lost, but ill know when I find it.

eye exaggerate · Jul 24, 2013

skunkd0c said:
i even bought one of those things for my keys so that when you whistle it beeps
now i just have to learn to whistle

...get a bird for up to the minute updates

skunkd0c · Jul 25, 2013

eye exaggerate said:
...get a bird for up to the minute updates

Great idea!

but i found this
[video=youtube;jlCJW__MHwU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jlCJW__MHwU[/video]

this will turn losing things into a treasure hunt

MojoRison · Jul 25, 2013

I've misplace my sanity, it's relatively clear with few hazy spots...

minnesmoker · Jul 25, 2013

curious2garden said:
brains.... 'nuff said

Mind... Expounding??

april · Jul 25, 2013

Omg I think I just found hep.....so that's where I put u....

minnesmoker · Jul 25, 2013

april said:
A few lost egos....

You only need ego, until you learn to free yourself from superego, and it's moralistic trappings. I say good show! Lets fill that box with egos!

"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

april · Jul 25, 2013

minnesmoker said:
You only need ego, until you learn to free yourself from superego, and it's moralistic trappings. I say good show! Lets fill that box with egos!

"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

My super ego told me to shut the fuck up and learn to listen if I want to be heard.....still going in the box lol I'm looking for rainbow maybe urca fell in while snooping and turned her into skittles...

hzbodin · Jul 25, 2013

I never lose shit. I can't remember the last time I lost any of my bic lighters, they just run out all the time lol(people dont pocket my shit either cause i take it right back). I misplace things yeah but i find them minutes later. I have a system for everything so maybe that's why.

curious2garden · Jul 25, 2013

april said:
My super ego told me to shut the fuck up and learn to listen if I want to be heard.....still going in the box lol I'm looking for rainbow maybe urca fell in while snooping and turned her into skittles...

....and then ate who? Oh if you find any strings in there do not pull.

minnesmoker said:
You only need ego, until you learn to free yourself from superego, and it's moralistic trappings. I say good show! Lets fill that box with egos!

"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has read.

LOL
[video=youtube;IHS3qJdxefY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHS3qJdxefY[/video]

So let's just shut the fuck up and wait WTF? Duuuuuuuuuuuude? LOL

april · Jul 25, 2013

curious2garden said:
....and then ate who? Oh if you find any strings in there do not pull.

I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has read.

LOL
[video=youtube;IHS3qJdxefY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHS3qJdxefY[/video]

So let's just shut the fuck up and wait WTF? Duuuuuuuuuuuude? LOL

lmfao wait...who is that delicious man...mmm momma wants to lick him like he's the last rocket pop...

I never pull strings I prefer to push buttons....

see4 · Jul 25, 2013

I haven't smoked reefer in something like 3 weeks. My erections are definitely stronger and longer. I realize this could have been posted in RJJ, but I feel that it was more appropriate to say it here. As I felt I lost my good erections, now I have found them again, from not being a stoner. Very fitting, wouldn't you say? Maybe even ironic?

eye exaggerate · Jul 25, 2013

see4 said:
I haven't smoked reefer in something like 3 weeks. My erections are definitely stronger and longer. I realize this could have been posted in RJJ, but I feel that it was more appropriate to say it here. As I felt I lost my good erections, now I have found them again, from not being a stoner. Very fitting, wouldn't you say? Maybe even ironic?

...if your distance wasn't affected too much, you're ok in the evolutionary way of things :mrgreen:

Firstoffallen · Jul 25, 2013

eye exaggerate said:
...an old buddy of mine used to say that he never really ran out of weed. He'd find half-smoked joints, usually in the weirdest of places

I Work at a dispensary and the floor weed there would be any highschoolers heaven

eye exaggerate · Jul 25, 2013

Firstoffallen said:
I Work at a dispensary and the floor weed there would be any person without pot's heaven

...hehe ^, sorry man

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