Tip of the iceberg:
I don't take out my trash in front of my neighbors.
I remember the license plates of the cars I park next to.
I have to pronounce the the P in "receipt."
I close the window and run the water before using the can. (whether I do #1 or #2)
I soak in the tub for 4 hours at a time when I feel sick.
I cannot allow my nails to grow to the point where you can see the white tips.
I scream foul language in my sleep.
When someone leaves their window blinds open, I am compelled to look inside.
Yet I am sure there is someone out there more fucked up than me
